RP Rant Thread X3

[Clowesia]

So, I let an..."acquaintance" of mine talk me into joining her wolf rp.
Something I just don't do, I tend to stay away from animal RP's on the whole.
They just aren't my style.

So, anyway, supposedly I'm completely off bases with my wolf behaviour. Even though I know more about animals in general then she does about anything. I even did animal behavior courses.
Because, apparently, a lone wolf doesn't run at the sight of a group of hunters.

I'd just like to state here, a wolf is not as bold and as coragoues as movies make them out to be. They are quite horribly timid and skittish, like most wild animals. They don't just go an attack a group of hunters out of nowhere, especially on their own.

So, gettin quite a bee in my bonnet, I decided to kick it real wolf style.
I had my wolf character skulk around until it stumbled upon a rotting elk carcass.
It stuffed it's stomach with no doubt maggot infested meat before it stumbled it's way back to the den and proceeded to vomitt it up infront of her wolf character that just had some pups.
I had, of course, expected her to eat it.

Wolves do that in the wild, you know.


C:<

[Toppyrocks]

Et tu, Brute? I love your response to that! That's a really witty comeback, I love it!

[•Bliss•]

@ Et tu, Brute?
That's why I don't join Animal RPs anymore. The RPers don't believe in something called reality. (Though I use my wolf characters to play the roles of unbelievably unreal parts. But then again, they're magical. LOL XD)

[Solanum]

How did they respond to your character vomiting up half digested food for the pups? xD Not very well I'd say, if I took a guess.

[Muggafinn]

I stink at human RPs, mostly because 75% of the ones out there are 'Vampire/neko high schools" Arg. I don't think I even want to know. It brings horrible images to my mind. I can do animal Role Plays better.

[Clowesia]

How did they respond to your character vomiting up half digested food for the pups? xD Not very well I'd say, if I took a guess.

I expected her female wolf character to eat it as well. x3 She couldn't go out and get food for herself, she had to eat whatever was dragged back.

(Which never happens in the wild. Another thing always found in wolf RP's, but lord forbid someone actually eat someone elses vomit. xD!)

I actually killed the RP. xD They refused to post after that; they would have had to admitt they were wrong.

[Solanum]

Haha! I guessed as much.
Almost nobody actually RPs wolves in a way that they would in the wild. But then again, who wants to RP them going to the toilet or eating vomit? xD

[Muggafinn]

Good point, and there is less chance for a plot if you go the very real path. Not to mention every one is obsessed with mates, and in real life, usually only the alpha male and female mate and you have about four wolves a pack. Warrior cats ruined RPs.

[BlossomTail]

Sorry, but I joined a Human RP before and it was gross. . .Of course it was locked later on, but everybody made inappropriate paragraphs and such that revolved around something I don't really want to talk about on this site xD
Thank goodness somebody got a Mod and they locked it *phew*

[•Bliss•]

I think I might create a realistic wolf RP. If I did, would any of you join or help me create it? I'm kind of new at RPing...