Dad, why is there a ____ on/in my ____?

[Carnations]

This is a random game I thought of just a while ago, and saw no one took it that I know if so here's how you play:

Example:
Person 1: Dad, why is there a pug on my closet?
Person 2: Because it has sticky paws. Dad, why is there a clown on my potato?

There are a few rules.
CS rules and no double posting, and wait 2 posts before posting again.
And thats the rules and how you play. Lemme start. Also if is gets to 900 pages, gonna redo this thread.

Dad, why is there a potato on my face?

[Sunburst742]

Because it yummy.
Dad why is there a dragon in my room?

[Okay?]

Because it fell from the sky, dad why is there a lizard in my soda?

[Moorray]

Because it's indestructible.
Dad, why is there a groundhog on my pants.

[Carnations]

Because your pants is it's home

Dad, why is there a snowflake in my closet?

[kage.]

Because of Meowfured.

DADDY WHY IS THERE A MOTHER IN YOUR FACE.

[Okay?]

(Whatt?!)

Because it can be, Dad why is there a hedge hog flying around our house?

[Carnations]

Because it's logic.

Dad, why is there a red ring of death on my head?

[Sunburst742]

Because your going to be part of a movie
Dad, why are there trees in my closet?

[QUITTING! BYE!]

Because the ground is fertile.

Dad, why is there a chicken in my pizza?