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My gallery · by **lennqn** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 8:48 am

potatoes taste like hats

trees taste like hats right?

My gallery · by **~S C A T H I N G~** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 9:14 am

No, they taste like rainbow trout.

WHAT?

My gallery · by **lennqn** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 9:20 am

fluffy cacti

how do i derp?

My gallery · by **shybot** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 9:40 am

By making sure the aliens don't.

Why can't I fly away in a TARDIS?

My gallery · by **Pomme De Terre** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 1:53 pm

Because the Cybermen took over the Tardis and are now coming for you!

What are Cybermen?

My gallery · by **Atheon** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 1:54 pm

the stupid little blobs of jello on your plate at breakfast
what is sugar?

My gallery · by **Rising Sun** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 3:06 pm

It's this salty thing you put on French fries.

What is the origin of 'Chicken Smoothie'?

My gallery · by **Kittytalia** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:18 pm

A chicken crossing the road

Why are there new cow lines?

My gallery · by **devils halo** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:34 pm

Because they were tired of having spots

Why do birds have beaks

My gallery · by **jaques** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:35 pm

Because they just do.

Why do dogs bark?