Dear Yellowtruck, by Chel

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Chel

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Juuni (little sis)


Sally (mum)


Eat my pants (dad)


Earphones (friend)


Golden (friend)


Mr. Fizz (Some sort of evil teacher who i cannot explain.)


Pet's name: Nurse (Former enemy, now awesome friend!)


Pet's name: Ms. Turkeybutt (English teacher.)
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Pet's name: Givveny (One of two twins.)


Pet's name: Genevieve (One of two twins.)

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Dear Diary.

I don't even remember why i decided to write in you. Oh yeah. Mum thought i should get my 'lazy but off the video games and do something productive'. Whatever, you stupid truck. Wait, i just saw my little sister playing with some trucks. Hm..... that gave me an idea....
Anyway, since you are completely insignificant to my life, i will tell you who i am. My name is Chel, no pronounced 'Shell', you truck. Oh god, i'm calling you names now. My flow of randomness is coming back to eat me. And just stating the obvious, i am a FEMALE CAT. Now you know enough about me, eh? Goodio.

Now, i have a little sister called Juuni. Weird name, i know. She is pretty much tomboyish....ish. I have never even once seen her wear pink or do anything even REMOTELY girly. Most of the time she 'attempts' to pull pranks on me. Stupid truck. Although most of the time she is EXTREMELY ANNOYING. Honesty, that cat brings a whole sand pile into the house and just plays her trucks in it. And who takes the blame? You guessed it, ME. And to make things worse, i have to sleep in the same room as her.

My paw is starting to hurt from all this writing. It's all your fault, you stupid yellowtruck! Hm... i like that name. You are officially yellowtruck. And you're not even yellow! Ha!

Anyway, back to my heavily boring but somewhat amusing life, i'll tell you about mum and dad.
Now, my mum has the stupidest name in history ever. Sally. To you, that might seem like a fine name, but over here, a cat should be ashamed of that name. Not sure why though. Anyway, she is a blueish cat with blue floral designs. I never really bother to look in her eyes because she is in her room, sleeping so much. And SHE was the one who told me to get off video games! Disgraceful. Yet again, another stupid truck.
My dad is pretty much ok, except he has the most embarrassing name ever: Eat my pants.
I am not sure who named him that, but when ever he says his name in-front of someone, they often point at me and say ''And i guess you're Eat my shoes?" and then they faint laughing. It gets me ticked off.

Now my friends, they are ok. There is Earphones, who he doesn't really like much music except for country, which makes his name confusingish. He is mainly kind and sweet, although a little protective over me for some reason. Oh yeah, i forgot one thng: He is a WOLF. He goes to our school because he couldn't afford any canine schools. So he is stuck in cat school. Poor guy. He has this really chocolatey brown coat, and gleaming orange eyes.
There is also Golden. Three words for her: Best. Friend. Ever.
I'll tell you more later. I have to go to school now.

Shut up, yellowtruck. I can tell you're laughing.

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Golden is a CAT. Just to make that clear.

Dear Yellowtruck

School was awesome today. We did NOTHING. Or at least we were supposed to. All the miss perfect human-house cats just slept and caught mice. Lazy trucks. And, don't ask. I have a habit of calling everything 'trucks'. Muahahaha. Ooh. I'm so evil.
As for us, Golden and i, we sat at the 'sacred tree' and bowed down before it. It is something we do everyday. All of the new cats just stood there and laugh. Well, it wasn't funny. Someday, i believe that everyone will bow down before the piece of bark. Even you, Yellowtruck.
Afterward, we had to go back into class because Golden kept being too hard on the boys at football. Ha. You should of seem them, they got owned! The 'goody hulk toms', as we call-

i have to go GOLDEN IS YELLING ME BY YELLOWTRUCK!


Oy Yellowtruck.

Sorry i cut you off there, mate. Wait, did i just call you 'mate'? Oh god, i'm turning into my dad. Yeah, we are Australians. What it is it to you, truckyellow? Or whatever your name is. Anyway, carrying on.

The goody hulk toms, basically the tough toms who get the stereotypical bratty, girly girls. Yes, we get them in our school. Blegh. I like the toms which can't be 'categorized'. It seems everyone goes for the stereotypes in my school. Losers.
Anyway, the new goody hulk toms just looked at me and Golden in confusion. One actually went up to us and said that we shouldn't wear ourselves out with all of this 'rough play football'. Hilarious. We nearly fainted laughing together. Of course, i didn't play football. Normally i'm not much of a sporty person, but i do adore swimming, which is uncommon among most.

Hours passed of...nothing. I walked home with Golden, chatting about hilarious quotes that boys said. We don't actually live that close together, but we do it anyway. Then Golden brought up something. "Where is Earphones? I didn't see him around the lemonade stand anywhere today. Ya think he got nervous from 'cat fever?" she wondered. I noticed that too. We continued walking home we reached my house. "Later Golden. Oh, and please tell me if you know why Earphones wasn't here today? Thanks." and i went through my bedroom window.

By Yellowtruck. By the way, i'm thinking about burning you. >:D

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Hey Yellowtruck! Yeah, you! The one who isn't yellow! Over here!

*ahem* Dear YellowTruck

Ok, i had NO sleep last night. 2 reasons. 1: I could swear you were cussing out me at night. With those disgusting blue lines and perfect papers of yours. You don't even deserve to be a truck. That is serious. I don't even know why i still write in you. 2: Juuni kept jumping on the top bunk last night. No questions asked. Seriously, she could have brought the whole bed down!
Anyway, i woke up early, around 4:35ish. Seeing as Juuni was snoring quite loudly [irritating girl], and i decided that i wasn't sleepy enough to doze back off. So what did i do? I made my self up a quick milo. MMM. i'm sure the milk was a bit off though. Gag.

Anyway, back to my school life again. I had to go by paw as i missed the bus...again. The bus driver just can't get enough of speed, can he? Dumbtruck. Seriously, you might think going by paw is fine, but the ground around here is prickly and dry this season, so my paw pads were worn out before i got to school.
I met up with Golden at the gate, her bright yellow pelt shining in sunlight. She was the perfect cat, yet she acted the complete opposite.
"Ay Chel. You look kinda tired. What happened?" she asked, swishing her tail.
I sighed and [attempted] to rub my eyes with my paws, "Juuni. She nearly killed me this morning."
A grin spread across Golden's face, nearly touching her eyes. "Ha. Earphones is back today. Apparently he was sick yesterday."
It didn't look like Golden felt the least bit sympathetic. Just like her.

No, have i introduced you to my teacher? No, i haven't. Not that you need to know, but i feel like ranting.
My teacher is...Doctor Fizz. Honestly. What kind of name is Fizz? He's a pure black cat, with yellow eyes which almost seem red at times.....
"Miss Chel Labyon. It would be extremely helpful if you took yourself out of the classroom. I do believe that writing in non school-related books during class is against the rules. Please be dismissed." he said, then he narrowed his eyes on her, "Now." he said in a louder tone.
See, truck? Just because i write in you, i get in trouble. Feel grateful.
Now, when Fizz says 'Please be dismissed', it really means go up to the principle's office and get your head bitten off. Yup, the most pleasant thing in the world. Now as it turns out, Earphones and Golden were already there at the office before her, getting their heads bitten off. Not literally, of course.
After the long 'talk', school was over, so we walked with Earphones home.
"Yo Earphones. Why were you in the principle's office. And letting your head get bitten off? You are a WOLF. Aren't you supposed to be...like....wolfy?" i asked, taking a sudden interest of the markings on her tail.
Earphones shrugged. "Just stuff. I'll tell ya tomorrow." he said, and then ran back to his house. Golden and i separated too.
I wonder if my life will ever get more interesting....

Seya Yellowtruck

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Dear Yellowtruck.

I have finally realized how stupid your name is now. Oh well. Boo hoo. You don't even deserve to be written in, your so stupid. Arhh! What's going on!?! Well, would you look at that. I'm talking to a diary.

Anyway, right now it's 1:00 am, aka, really early in the morning. Juuni was snoring loudly last night. Would you think that she could shut up? No, because she's a dumbtruck. Dumbtruck. Anyway, right now i'm just writing in my diary for no reason. It keeps me amused. >:D
Muahahaha.
Gah. I'm thirsty..... i'm going to get some juice. Back in a sec, wait, did i just tell you 'back in a sec???' now i'm officially crazy.
Oh wait, did i tell you that Juuni is so awesome? No, she doesn't snore, i was just making that up. Today i will be Juuni's servant and be her butler. My life is so cool.
AHHH! Juuni just wrote in my diary. She used permanent ink, too! She. Will. Pay. "I told you not to touch that, fake sister!" i shouted at her.
Whoops. Bad idea.
Oh god, dad just came down the hallway. And...let's say he didn't look to happy....
[Puts diary down because of excessive arguing]
[Picks diary back up.] No, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
Dad. Just. Said. He. would. Put. My. Nintendo 64. in. the. Rubbish. dump. this. afternoon.

NOOOOOOOOO! That's it. Today, Golden and Earphones are going to help me get that thing from the rubbsih dump. NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

Dy Yellowtruck.

[Daisy May]

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