THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A POTATO.

[areadbhar]

Please don't spam up the potato (marks are fine). It doesn't taste good.

[Beyoncé]

bump

[areadbhar]

Please do not spam. There is no need to keep bumping this topic. Everybody can get to this topic if they want to.

[Moonyflower]

Nerds re-unite!
(AWWW YEAH)

[Break free;]

Do not spam! That isn't very nice and it tastes gross on the potato.

[Coolpaw5]

Me: Ughhhhh Can't potato'n find anything... D:<
Casatrina: *Rolls eyes dramatically* Jeez, just try.
Misty: Hey! I found a doughnut! *Chomps on it*
Me: What the potato? Don't eat that, you don't know where it's been!
Casatrina: I know right! Disgusting! *Grabs* *Eats it*
Misty: HEYYYY WHAT THE POTATO!? *Punches Casatrina*
Casatrina: *Punches back*
Me: *face palm* Yeah. Things aren't going the greatest around here.
Xura: This is sooooo boring....
Me: Huh? Xura? What?
Misty & Casatrina: o.o
Xura: How much longer do I have to keep cleaning this stupid floor? I swear, I did it like 50 times.
Me: Xura?! What? Where are you?
Misty: .__. She's finally cracked...
Casatrina: *Sadly nods head* It's so sad.
Me: No I didn't! D:< I swear I hear Xura! Xura?!
Xura: When are they going to be done so I can leave...?
Me: Xura?
Misty: Cassie, are you alright?
Me: *gasp* What if Xura can talk telepathically as well?
Casatrina: So why is she talking to you only?
Misty: What is she saying?
Me: Umm... She said that she's bored.
Misty: Tell her that we're almost done.
Me: What? I don't know how to talk back!
Casatrina: Guys, whatever. Let's just hurry up to leave.
Me: Yeah, you're right- *some paw muffs my mouth* MMMF MFFMFF!!!!
Misty: Cassie, stop fooling around. *Turns towards me* OMIPOTATOES WHO THE POTATO IS THAT?!
I looked up to see her again! The stalker dog who kicked me out of my home.



Me: MMMFFF MMFMFF
Misty: Omipotatoes! *Tackles her*
???: *Sprays something out of a spray bottle at her*
Misty: *starts crying*
Me: o.o
Casatrina: o.o Are you ok?
Misty: *sniff sniff* Y-y-yeah... *sniff sniff*
Casatrina: .o. What did you do to her?
???: I just need to borrow her for a minute. *Drags me somewhere*
Me: MMMMFFFFF MFFFFFFF
She dragged me into this giant white room and let me go.

Me: *cough cough* WHAT THE POTATO DID YOU DO TO MISTY????!!?!?
???: It's a special substance that our side made that reminds the dog of horrible memories that have happened before.
Me: .o. Wow! Seriously?
???: No, I'm just kidding. It's onion extract.
Me: -__- I have lost a ton of respect for you.
???: Don't you have any questions?
Me: Other then why are you wearing such thick eyeshadow?
???: -___- Aren't you going to ask why I dragged you here?
Me: Nah. *lies down*
???: *says in a high voice: Why did you drag me down here?* Ahem, I'm glad you asked!
Me: -__- But I didn't ask-
???: So, if you didn't know, I am the co-leaders. We are here to take you to our side before anyone else can. Alright? So come with me.
Me: Wait, what?! Who the potato are you?
Melody: Oh. My name's Melody. We met before, remember?
Me: Yeah, you were the one who potaton' kicked me out of my house.
Melody: Yeah whatever. Anyway, you must come with me.
Me: -__- How do I know you aren't going to hold me for ransom or something if I came with you?
Melody: *Facepalm* I'm not. Look, do you want to get out of this world or not?
Me: o.O How do you know I'm not from this world?
Melody: Because you are an extreme weirdo.
Me: >:O Rude!
Melody: Just kidding. I followed you here.
Me: -__- Of course. Anyway, why do you need me?
Melody: Oh no. *gets an Asprin* I'm going to have to call Nightmare for that.
Me: Who's Nightmare-
Nightmare?: I'M NIGHTMARE!



Nightmare: Remember me? I'm the other dog that kicked you out of your house!
Melody: *Takes Asprin*
Me: Oh yeah.... So anyway, why do you want me to come with you?
Nightmare: WELLLLLLLLL If this was a Disney film, I would probably sing it and you would automatically understand everything in 2 minutes, but since this is actually just some weirdo story that some extra weird girl out there is writing-
***Author: HEYYYYYYY***
Nightmare: I'm going to have to say this long blocky paragraph that explains everything about everything even though the majority of the fans out there reading this is going to know already since they read her little note about what's going to happen now.
Me: ...... Wut?
Melody: Yeah Nightmare, what the potato are you saying...?
Nightmare: *shrugs* WHo kNoWS? So, what was your question?
Me: Why do I have to come with you....?
Nightmare: Oh! Obviously to fight in a war!
Me: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
Melody: What he's trying to say is you have to join the Paratoin side, seeing that you are a Paratoin and all.
Me: ??? I don't get it?
Nightmare: HERE COMES MY LONG BLOCKY PARAGRAPH! *ahem*
Me: Wait, why don't I ask questions in between so it doesn't make it seem like a super long blocky paragraph?
Nightmare: *nods head* That could work. Ok! So, you do know about the Great War, right?
Me: Yeah... Sally told me about it. Something like a Paratoin traveled to a desert and made a sandstorm or something right?
Nightmare: *laughs* Yeah, that's how it started. Pretty stupid if you ask me.
Me: I guess... But what does that have to do with me?
Nightmare: Well, it may not look like it, but we are Paratoins as well.
Me: Really? What element do you control?
Nightmare: Darkness.
Melody: Light. Even though I really don't look like it considering I'm carrying a shadow scythe.
Me: But that's not an element....
Nightmare: Who cares, we're sorted as Paratoins anyway.
Me: -__- Anyway, continue.
Nightmare: Right, well, the Great War is basically dogs with 'powers' fighting against each other for some dumb reason. Naturally, each kind of Power-kind is supposed to stick together, like Paratoins all band together or something.
Me: Right...
Nightmare: Well, unfortunately, some Paratoins have decided to join other types for their own reasons. Right now, our sources are low. We used to stand a chance, but not anymore considering our leader decided to join the Titans.
Me: What? Really? Who was that leader?
Nightmare: *bites lip* It was your dad.
Me: *gasp*
Oh yeah, Potato, meet my dad, dad, meet the Potato. Okay! You're all introduced! So if you noticed, I never mentioned my dad before. He's not dead or anything, but according to my mom, he's living in New York because of a job transfer. They're not divorced, it's just that mom decided to stay here instead of the whole family coming with him. Well, he's supposed to be an author of a popular children's book, but I guess he's planning some WAR, and a bit too busy to write about colors and Barney and whatever potatoes.


Me: Wow. That's a shock.
Nightmare: Yeah. Anyway, since he was your father, you are the next-in-line heir!
Me: What?! You make it sound like I'm going to be a Queen or something...
Melody: That's more-or-less the case. Since we couldn't get you last time, we were trying to train someone else to be the next leader, but....
Nightmare: You ended up having the power again.
Me: What power?
Melody: You can read minds.
Me: o.o *Awkward laughter* Ummmmmmmmmmm Is there any chance you can turn me back to normal?
Nightmare: I would think that most teens would want this power...
Me: Yeah, well.... My friends already think I'm crazy, so let's not push it any more...
Nightmare: Whoever gets that power, is destined to be the Paratoin leader.
Me: Well, can't someone else get it??? Can't you transfer it or something???
Melody: Well we can't. As much as we would want to let a better, more talented, more experienced, more pretty, more awesome, more-
Me: ALRIGHT, I get it. I'm not all that good, move on.
Melody: *clears throat* Yeah, as much as we want to transfer the leader responsibilities to someone else, we can't. It goes to the most powerful Paratoin alive.
Nightmare: And that *cough* sadly *cough* is you.
Me: Is this like a Tinkerbell thing where your item thingy glows brighter, the better you are?
Melody: Tinkerbell?
Me: Umm.. Never mind. So I'm the most powerful Paratoin?
Melody: Yeah. Which is weird, since we were training a ton more dogs who are much, much, MUCH stronger then you are.
Me: Gee thanks. So, just reading minds?
Nightmare: Well, with special training, you can even control minds. But that itself should be hard.
Me: Oooh that sounds cool.
Nightmare: But you do require a few bodyguards.
Me: What, why?
Misty: You do know that if information gets out that you're the new leader, every other power is going to come for you, to try and kill you.
Me: WHAT?!? WHY!?!?
Nightmare: Well they could try convince you to join their side, but they probably are more focused on killing off the Paratoin kind then trying to get more stronger. Paratoins used to be the strongest kind, so I guess that's why they are all aiming to take us down first.
Me: B-b-b-b-but THEY ARE GOING TO KILL ME?!?!?!? WHEN!??!!?
Misty: Well.. You've been at risk ever since you could read minds.
Me: O.O I'M GONNA DIEEEE
Nightmare: And that's why you need some bodyguards.
Me: Wait, didn't the Great War end a long time ago? Yeah, it ended like hundreds of years ago, right? Why are they going to be after me now?
They looked at each other.

Nightmare: Cassie....
Melody: The Great War... has barely begun.

Whoaaaaaaaa CLIFF HANGERRRRRRR Right? Kinda? In any way? Well i guess not.
I was trying to figure out how to end it, so I just ended it with a cool line from Melody. Lol.
So, wow Cassie can read mindssss and control themmmmm
Buttt I bet most of you know that since you read that note in the Fan Club >.> (That's right, I'm looking at you)
Yeah. Sooooooooo I know this one was WAY SHORT, well, shorter then usual, and you're probably going to track me down and barge into my house to yell at me WHY for making this post so short.
Well, I planned something bigger next post, so stay tuned. Haha don't touch your remote! .__. Ok.
Also, I am so sorry that everyone's pets are not in here yet, and I am writing a post that includes the ones even from 6 months ago. They are all just shoved in my drafts, and you will be able to see it soon! It's taking so long since there are soooo many pets.
Yah. So, if you wanna contribute to the Potato, you can send a trade with items/pets, or even PM me some ideas you're having!
Just, try not to include your pet in it, (Please no: CAN THE WHOLE POST BE ABOUT ____?! Actually, I really doubt that you guys would to that, but just to be safe.) Just any ideas for what Cassandra and the gang to do. ^-^ Fan art is AWESOME! You guys are such good drawers... ;-;
Also, BIG SHOUTOUT to everybody that's been sending me items and pets! Thanks so much! I am so grateful, since I now have a banana suit. ._. Thanks!
Wow, this author's note is sooooo long now. Good think I put it in small. ^-^
Well, I don't know what to put here now. I think I'm going to redo my stamp collection below. Maybe put up my siggy again. Idk, oh well.
Oh! And I was thinking of writing this story on WattPad. Lol, maybe. It's going to be more... Realistic, and it may or may not include swear words. No, I'm not going to put Level 3 swear words, like {xxxxxxxxxx Lol I don't know} probably like 'freakin' and that's probably it.
Oh! And, you remember BeeBee? She might be in here soon!
Oh, and.... The next post might be the end of the Potato. Unfortunately, Cassie's potato is almost to the end of her pages, (because she writes so much) and she has to get a new one. But worry not, Cassie will get a new diary potato, or whatever she decides to call it next. So, don't worry, the adventure is not over yet!
Also! The group of bodyguards are going to be all new pets that I got! Except, maybe I'll include [SPOILER]. Haha you can't see who I was going to include... Lol. So, this is my good bye. I think this should be the end to this entry? Maybe? Or, maybe it's in sixths or something
Who knows? Well, I don't. This author's note is super long now. Wow. Look at the size of it. Wow.
I think I'm making it long to cover for the small length of the post itself. I wonder if anyone is actually going to read this.
If you read it, on the Fanclub, post, "I READ IT AND NOW I AM SAYING THIS!!!"
Haha. Lol, Lots of Laughs, Ha3.
Well, bye! See you next time!

[Coolpaw5]

FUN FACTS ABOUT THE POTATO AND ME:
1. Cassandra's last name is Starr.
I just made up some last name for her, since I couldn't think of one. Yeah.

2. I made 3 other different pet diaries with different characters before this one.
Yup. I don't know why I liked Cassandra best, but she was so awesome.

3. I am a girl.
If you really thought I was a boy during this entire thing, you are sadly mistaken.

4. This Potato got a lot of hate comments when it first started.
Yeah, sad but true. I don't know where they are now, but look how popular this Potato got *jazz hands*

5. Cassandra's first form (First post) was actually me, dressing up a pet that looks like myself.
So that pet, is actually me. For some reason it really looks like me. o.O

6. Potatoes are actually tubers.
Haha, I said this like 5 times already.

7. I usually don't know when to say 'LOL' or to actually say 'Haha'.
Yeah, like in real life, I was about to say 'Lol'. And then I thought, and it would sound weird to say it in real life.

8. I need items and C$.
Little advertising, lol. But I do need them. That way I can dress pets up cooler. o3o

9. Cassandra has a Doodle Book where she draws stuff.
I never said anything about it, but she does. It's usually stuff she's thinking of at the moment.

10. Cassandra is a gamer.
Lol, but she never writes about the times she plays games. I mean, would you fill a diary entry just about what you mined in Minecraft?

Well, that's all of the Fun Facts I can think of at the moment, so yeah.

[Coolpaw5]

Heeeyyyy Potato!!! Wow, long entry, huh? Like 6 parts to it. That..... is reallllly long. Oh well. Right, continuing:

Melody: Alright, *Grabs gun* Let's get back to our world. *Shoots gun into wall*
Then, a BLUE PORTAL APPEARED IN THE WALLLLLL WHOAAAAA

Me: O3O COOOOl
Melody: *Cough* No Portal references whatsoever. *Cough* Ok, jump in. *Jumps into portal*
Me: *jumps in*
Hey, you know in all of those t.v. shows where they go into a portal or something, they always have a swirly background and random stuff floating around them? Yeah, well this was nothing like that. It was just a plain hallway, from one portal to the other. *sigh* How disappointing t.v. has become.
Oh well. No time to think about the failures of t.v. when I'm walking through worlds!!!
Well, we're back now, and I'm writing this potato post.
I know this post IS SUPERRRRRR SHORT, but that's because I'm on my LAST PAGEEEE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Yeah, I think my mom knows that because she bought me a new one ALREADY. >.>
It's a different kind of potato then this one, so yeah. Yup.
Okay, so yeah. This post is really boring. It's not as exciting as I hoped it would be. :l
Oh well, bye! We had good times, but now I must go!
Until next time, this is Cassandra Starr, signing out!

[astar]

Nooooo! Don't leave us Cassandra </3

[Peanutcat]

NOOOOO ITS THE LAST POST
This ended too quick for me ;-;