[Potato.]

username; Rocky.
name; Saturn
gender; male
eye color: Gold
dam: -
sire: -
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[nimrod.]

username; New Nimrod97
name; Captain
gender; stallion
halter color; I would love to see what you pick or him :3
tell me a joke; this one made me die, I had to change it sorry xD
>> The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.

[Thelastsilhouette]

username; Embrace.the.Rain.
name; Nicki
gender; Mare
halter color; black
tell me a joke; Q: What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? A: LMAYO

[Lady Poppy]

Wip..maybe

[BluebonnetBree]

username; Mother~of~Dragons
name; Tupelo Honey (Honey)
gender; mare
halter color; turquoise blue or pale yellow
tell me a joke; Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us.

<(That joke is used in Jurassic Park and it was the first one that popped into my head xD)>

[preppy paws]

username; preppy paws
name; Odyssy
gender; stallion
halter color; how about tye-dye o3o
tell me a joke;
There was once a man named Odd. People made fun of him because of his name so he decided to keep his gravestone blank when he died.

Now when people pass by the burial site, they point and say, "That's odd."

[Karaline08]

username; Karaline08
name; Gold-Forged
gender; Stallion
halter color; Forest Green
tell me a joke;
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship.

One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm.

He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!"

The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated.

Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on!

The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred.

Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?"

The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man.

As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command.

The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my brown pants!!!'

-this one was told by one of my teachers at the end of a lecture.

[Expresso.]

username; Expresso.
name; Austine
gender; Male
halter color; White
tell me a joke; Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.

[mewmew.]

username; Rocky.
name; Athos
gender; male
halter color; Musketeer Blue
tell me a joke;
Q; Why did tigger put his tail in the toilet?
A; Because he was looking for pooh.

[palindrome.]

username; palindrome.
name; Harlem
gender; Stallion
halter color; Royal Blue, embroidered Maroon
tell me a joke;
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down??
It gets toad away :3