Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid Answer

[sassymarshamallow]

because watermelons are purple

why am I not Harry Styles's girlfriend? ;-;

[astar]

Because he doesn't love you. So sorry :p

Why am I not Dan Howell's girlfriend? ;-;

[AetherSpirit]

because of me

Is Java safe enough for my computer? Or will it murder it with spam?

[ԏєѧѻӆғוѓԑ]

Is that a serious question? Because if it is, select answer one. If not, select answer two.
1.) Well, maybe, but it is a fairly easy-to-bridge program. Meaning people can hack your computer through it and feed you viruses.
2.) No, your computer has already been murdered by Pixel 777.

Why is Pixel 777 the only thing my AI computer ever talks about?

[sutekh]

Because Amelia Pond just spammed your computer o-o



Why is the dragon spamming my computer? D:

[Flameyart]

because they like muffins

Why is my goat lying in the sun even though it is hot outside?

[Dark Myth.]

Because the goat wanted to be tan...

Where does someone find Chocolate not made out of cacao beans?

[fg05281]

Your mom!

Mommy???

[sutekh]

Chicken tenders





Are you my mummy? o-o


(Mummy I'm scared)

[fg05281]

No.

Daddy?