Things That Annoy You (V. 74)(rule update: read them again!)

[A Random Moustache]

Omygosh glasses, stop falling off my face! I need you so stay there, kay?

[butchbiologist]

Tch. Tennis is at eleven, it is six thirty at the moment. I am fairly certain I have time to watch anime.

[Tatzel]

everything right now
I'm glad there's a way to get away from it all, at least

but
the last friend I had probably isn't even my friend anymore

[Radiation King]

i wake up early because of you talking loud, then as soon as i come out of my room you tell me i need to do a bunch of stuff that i wouldn't have done anyway if it wasn't for you waking me up. and then you complain about my pace. "that took you 20 minutes!" yeah? well i got rudely awoken then shoved off to do random tasks so you wouldn't have to, meanwhile i wasn't fully awake yet and most of that time was spent by me nodding off and slapping myself to wake up. be glad it didn't drag out to an hour.

[starry palms]

bwehh chosing who to gift is so hard bc i want to gift everyone ;u;

[Zaphod Riker]

Stoooooooop...

[rob.]

Where is my dad?
I really wish he would come back with the groceries already; I am starving. xc
--
Oh, great. The numb feeling is coming back again.
Perfect timing, too, since I was just starting to think I was actually happy for the past few days.
Apparently I thought wrongly because numb is not the equivalent to happy.
Ah well, I never really disliked the void of emotions anyway.
--
No matter who I am talking to or where I am, I have this deep feeling of loneliness pricking at my nerves..

[Musade]

I was having the best dream ever and
Jehovah's witness ruins it.
Grr...
Even worse they asked if they could come back later.
No you can't! I should've slammed that door in their face.

[leslie knope]

i'd really like to hit you in the face with a chair

[A Random Moustache]

I love you so much, idol.
But.
I cannot tell you that without me looking as dramatic.
Yeah you're a guy.
So what?
You're my best friend, and my idol.
I love you and that's all it matters.

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Yes, me and him are best of friends.
No, we aren't into each other.
Shut up, stereotypes.