by Wind Mage » Thu Jul 03, 2014 9:19 am
("DERP" - Me reading posts I did when I was half asleep. Why did I not do the history o3o)
Mizo: TwT <( For some reason I'd forgotten about those parts. (Please don't eat me))
OwO'' <( I was born in a lab from an incomplete fossil, like you guys. The humans there gave me armour, which I thought was cool and nice of them. Turns out I ended up as more of a show-thing, a trophy. People would come from all around to see me. Some would throw things at me, which I tried not to mind all that much. After two years of rhis, someone jumped my cage at night. Thougt it would be funny to spray paint me. He didn't get to finish his masterpiece thankfully, as guards caught him. One more year later I had found out this: all humans are quite selfish and just jerks in general. I wanr them gone. After all, dinosaurs were here first after all!)
o3o <( for what I can do to help you out... as you know, parasaurolophus was a herbivore, which means they were lame, but I'm a cyborg slash robot, so I get to be cooler then them. Like you, my creators wanted me to be smart, so I can solve easy problems. Also, which goes with "walking through shrubbery and making noises." I have exceptionally good hearing and smell. If you don't think I can fight, I can to that too. I can easiky knock down trees and stomp smaller dinosaurs in to a puddle. (That means humans too). If you still think I'm useless, or not right for your army, Percival is waiting for me over there with a time-machine, so again, can I be off of the menu? OwO'')
Percival: TwT <( what a spazz)
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My name is Kris - He/himCommissions + art trades: 🚫
♪♫♪ ♪♫♪ ♪♫♪Kalxath is my partner-in-crime
Symmetra is a coward and a fool.
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