THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A POTATO.

[Fading Dreams]

Name:Ginger
Looks:http://www.chickensmoothie.com/pet/60230318&bg=e0f6b2.jpg
Personality:Perky, Happy Terribly Strange, HATES Populars, And She Happens To Wish That The Populars Would All Become Weird, Like Her
Group wanted to be in (will try to give choice, but may go into another group)Outcasts
Extra-curricular activities:Ummm, Choir?
Other:DON'T YOU DARE END THIS STORY(Or Else I Will ... I Will...I Will... OR ELSE

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[Moontower]

Name:Ginger
Looks:http://www.chickensmoothie.com/pet/60230318&bg=e0f6b2.jpg
Personality:Perky, Happy Terribly Strange, HATES Populars, And She Happens To Wish That The Populars Would All Become Weird, Like Her
Group wanted to be in (will try to give choice, but may go into another group)Outcasts
Extra-curricular activities:Ummm, Choir?
Other:DON'T YOU DARE END THIS STORY(Or Else I Will ... I Will...I Will... OR ELSE

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I Know!!!! Geesh... I Was Only On Like, pg.2 When I Posted That!!!!

[Coolpaw5]

This is (hopefully) the second half of the next post, so be sure to read it together otherwise it won't make sense. But then again, when does the Potato ever make sense?

Me: Ok, so who should be the planner here?



Misty: Not me. I'm more action-y then plan-y.



Xura: Me too.
Me: I'm completely useless at both, so I guess I will be the planner!
Misty: >.>
Me: Hmm.... How can we get to the guard room unnoticed, come back here, then go back out there, and get freedom?
Xura: Wait, why don't we just escape while we're in the guard room?
Misty: Because we would have to go through the Queen's office to escape, and that's where all the guards will be at midnight.
Me: Who said we were going at midnight?
Xura: Well, it's the obvious choice because the guards won't be there, and we can steal the stuff easily.
Me: HEYYYYYYYY I'M THE PLANNERRRRRRRR D: I WANNA DO THIS STUFFFF
Xura: Fine, what time do you propose we go at?
Me: Midnight!
Xura & Misty: >.>
Me: Smart huh?
Misty: Yeah. Reallllll smart >.>
Me: So we have to create a diversion! Just like in all those prison escape movies I watch!
Xura: The glob is a movie?
Me: Never mind. Anywho, do you know how to create a diversion?
Misty: I know all the old prisoners around here. I'm sure I can do something. I'll go see at midnight.
Me: Ok. So what about you?
Xura: Me? What about me?
Me: How are you going to actually be useful in this mission?
Xura: *Ticked* Well, I could maybe be apart of the diversion...
Me: -__- We have a bunch of prisoners doing that already. I know! Why don't you, go to the Queen's room, and challenge her!
Xura: WHAT!??????!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!??!?!
A bunch of the other prisoners started staring at us. I shoved a potato into Xura's mouth. Geez, I'm shoving potatoes everywhere nowadays.

Me: Don't yell! Who knows where ears could be.
Xura: Sorry, but don't you know what happens to those who challenge the queen!?!?!?
Me: They have fun?
Xura: NO YOU FUDGIN POTATO, THEY GET KILLED!!!!!!!! *more heads turn this way*
Me: Oh. Hmm.... Just go and talk to her then! Your purpose is just to stall her for a few minutes or hours.....
Xura: Well what should I talk to her about? Wouldn't she wonder what a PRISONER is doing in her office!?!
Me: Which is exactly why you need disguises! Misty, go trade some fur dye, some wigs, and some extra clothes tonight while you're telling everyone about the diversion.
Misty: That's going to be hard to get. Supplies are limited, you know. What do I have to trade them?
Me: You can trade them their freedom.
Misty: *Sigh* Fine. I can try convince them to give me some stuff.
Xura: Wait, how about me?
Me: Depending on what Misty can get, is what you're going to visit the Queen as.
Xura: What if she gets some stuff that's unwearble?
Me: Don't worry about a thing! d(*u*o) I'm great when it comes to fashion!
Xura: *For-some-reason-I'm-terrified look*
Me: Misty, call some of the prisoners here tonight, and I'll explain the plan to them.
Misty: So I should call the representatives?
Me: The potato are those- WAIT! You're going to give me a very long, eye-straining paragraph explaining EVERYTHING if I ask you what representatives are, so I'm going to ask Xura. Xura, what are the representatives here in prison?
Xura: *shrugs* I don't know, I been here for a day.
Misty: Looks like it's my turn to explain!
Me: UGHHHHHHHH
Misty: Don't worry, I'll keep it short. *Ahem* Representatives in prison is the few leaders of what I like to call, "Gangs". Gangs fight each other for betting. For example, say both sides bet 5 gold coins, then fight. The loser will have to give the winner whatever was bet. You don't have to bet the same thing, so it has to be something of equal value. When they fight, it can be a fight of anything. It can go from real paw-fighting, to a simple game of hide and seek. When you join a gang, you get to fight with that gang. The leaders, or representatives, picks who fights in the next match. Some doggies that aren't in a gang, are usually the easier targets, so it's best to join a gang right away! If you get offered a challenge, you can turn it down, but you have to give the bet put out. For example, if a gang challenges you, and they bet 5 gold coins, but you refuse, then you have to pay them the 5 gold coins. But if you do that, that gang will just keep coming to you, since they know you are going to refuse!
Xura: Wow. Who set these rules?
Misty: The Queen.
Me: o__o That is so like her, it's not even funny.
Misty: *Shrugs* I'm not in a gang yet. Only a few dogs have challenged me, so it's best to lay low if you're not in a gang.
Me: Hey-
A guard walked in to the room.

Guard: It's lights out! *Shuts off lights* GOOD NIGHT!
Me: What time is it?
Misty: 10:00.
Xura: So, what are we supposed to do for 2 hours?
Me: SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH I'M PLANNING!!!
Misty: e.e Ok.... Do you need anything?
Me: Well... Just a few things.
Xura: Ok, what?
Me: I need a scroll, some ink, a couple of feathers, some books on how to escape prison, and a map of the prison.
Misty: Ok, I can get that, anything else-
Me: I also need some phoney glasses, a bigmac from Mcdonalds, a fruit smoothie, and some chocolate covered potatoes. Thanks!
Misty: e.e I'll see what I can do....
So Misty disappeared for like an hour, and when she came back, she was holding a bag.

Me: OMIPOTATOES, MISTY. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG??!?!??!!? We were waiting for like AN HOURRRRRR
Misty: e.e I was gone for 15 minutes. And it's only 10:23.
Me: So do you have the goods?
Misty: Here *tosses bag at me*
Inside was all the stuff I asked for except the phoney glasses, the bigmac, the fruit smoothie, and the chocolate potatoes.

Me: Heeeeyyyyyyyy that's not everything I asked for....
Misty: Too bad. That's all I could do.
Me: FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Let me take a selfie first.
Xura: The potato is a selfie?
Me: You'll understand when you're older. Like, 300 years older. *pats head*

I just noticed my clothing. It wasn't the regular prisoner clothing. I wonder why.

Me: Wait, where's the feathers? How am I supposed to write stuff?
Misty: I got you this thingy. It's called a... Pen-cil?
Me: *grabs* How did you even get this? This is like 200 years early.
Misty: *Shrugs* This guy gave it to me. I think he has a time machine or something. e.e
Xura: So what's the plan?
Me: Um................. I'll make it up at Midnight.
Xura: But that's when the representatives are coming.
Me: I'll just wing it! d(ou<)o
So I started reading the escape-from-prison book while Xura and Misty were talking.

Misty: Well, it's almost midnight. I think you should start with your plan.
Me: Don't worry! I got it all ready!
Misty: Ok.... I'm gonna go get the dressup stuff and call them here. Be ready.
Xura: Hey Cassie. What if Misty gets really weird stuff?
Me: Then I'm going to dress you up weirdly!
Xura: >.> Thanks....
I looked at the clock on the wall. It was 11:56. We waited for the guards to go to leave. The guards looked at the clock, grabbed some papers, and started practicing their speech in front of the others. Finally, at 12:00, there was a voice.

Queen Sally: UMMMMM LIKE, YOU GUARDS!!!! YOU ARE LIKE, SUPPOSED TO SHOW UP HERE. LIKE, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The guards chatted a bit, and walked on their way. Misty opened the cage and I saw the other prisoners going out as well.

Me: Ok, Misty, get this stuff. *hands her a piece of paper* And be sure to tell the representatives to come here too.
Misty: Got it. I'll be back *Disappears like a ninja*
Xura: o.O Anywho, what do we do until she comes back?
Me: Well, I'm going to figure out a plan, so you can just......
Xura: Go around trading stuff as well so we have more supplies if Misty can't get any?
Me: Actually, I was going to say, you should go into a corner. You're in time out.
Xura: WHAT?! DON'T TREAT ME LIKE A PUPPY!
Me: Well, I don't think you can trade well.
Xura: Oh yeah, watch me. *Walks up to another dog* Hey! Do you wanna trade?
Other dog: Sure. What you want?
Xura: Umm... Can I trade something for that fur dye?
Other dog: Maybe, what are you going to trade for it?
Xura: Ummm........ A book? It's called, "Hidden".
Other dog: No thanks. I already have a copy of one. Hey, how about your hair?
Xura: Huh?
Other dog: Your hair is pretty. I want some of it. I'll trade my fur dye can for a piece of your hair.
Xura: *looks towards me*
Me: *nods head*
Xura: *sighs and cuts off a piece of her hair*
Other dog: Ok, here. *hands hair dye*
Xura: *Hands hair*
Then, above Xura were these GIANT words again.
You have successfully traded your first item! You earned an achievmenent! The:
Trading Noobie!
That's the second time that I seriously think that I'm in a RPG.

Xura: What the heck is that dog going to do with my hair?
Me: Who knows. Anywho, what color is that fur dye?
Xura: Rainbow colored....
Me: Well, that was pointless, considering you already have ranbow hair.
Xura: So I just gave some random dog my hair?
Me: Yup.
Xura: Just an average day in the pound.
Me: Watch me. *Walks up to a different random dog* Hi there!
Other dog: *Turns around creepily* *Smiles widely* Hi!
Xura: I don't think we should trade with this one. She doesn't look like she just wants to trade.
Me: Don't worry. I can do this. Ahem, so, do you want to trade?
Other dog: Sure! *Opens bag* Do you want anything in here?
Me: Oh cool! Can I have this wig?
Other dog: Sure! What are you going to trade for it?
Me: Umm... This pencil? It's from 200 years in the future!
Other dog: Hmm, well I was thinking-
Me: Or! Maybe this can of Rainbow hair dye?
Other dog: Actually, I was thinking that-
Me: Oh! Maybe you want this book? It's really goooooooood!
Other dog: No thanks, I was maybe thinking-
Me: WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT!??!?! Do you want a lock of Xura's hair like that other dog? Do you want a lock of my hair? Do you want-
Other dog: SHUT THE POTATOING UP!!!
Me: O.O
Other dog: That's better. I was thinking that you could join my gang. I'll give you everything in this bag if you join!
Me: Oh. Well, I thought that you would want the hair. But, no thanks. I don't want to join a gang.
Other dog: So you aren't in one, and you don't want to join one?
Me: That's right! And since I don't have anything you want, I'll just be going then. *starts to walk away*
Other dog: WAIT! I challenge you to a match. *Creepy giant smile appears again*
Xura: I knew this was no good! Come on, let's pretend we didn't hear her *tugs me*
Me: It's fine. What are we betting?
Other dog: If I lose, I'll give everything in this bag. If you lose, you'll join my gang.
Xura: *Stands in between us* Cassie, don't do it!
Me: Deal. What's the game?
Other dog: The match will be an agility course. The first one through wins. It will be held tomorrow at 5:00 PM. I'll alert the guards that we're having a dual, so they'll let us out.
Me: Fine. But can you show me how the agility course looks like. I would need to practice.
Other dog: Of course. But, we should introduce ourselves first.
Me: Of course. My name is Cassandra. Cassie for short.
Wyld: The name is Wyld. It's spelled W-y-l-d. Pronounced "wild".
Me: o.o Your parents named you "Wyld"?
Wyld: No, it's my prison name. You need a name that sounds tough here, otherwise you're going to a laughingstock.
Me: What's your favorite color?
Wyld: o.O Why?
Me: So I can write you in your favorite color.
Wyld: Oh. My favorite color is white.
Me: -__- I can't write in white. I won't be able to see it! What's your second favorite color?
Wyld: Black.
Me: -__________________- Fine. Black it is.
Wyld: Yay! ^-^
Me: *snaps picture* Ok, just need some tape or something.
Here we go! *tapes* Here's a pic of Wyld.



Wyld: Now that's that all done, I'll show you the agility course.
We walked into a hallway and stopped at the third door. Wyld opened the door and inside was the BIGGEST AGILITY COURSE I HAVE EVER SEEN.

Wyld: Well, here it is.
Me: IT'S HUMONGOUS!
Wyld: Yeah, everything in prison is really high class. Except for the place where we stay.
Me: So, we're going to be racing on this thing?
Wyld: Yup. It's a timed thing, so whoever has the fastest time wins.
Me: Sounds good.
Wyld: I have to warn you, I have been practicing on this thing for years. Plus, my parents were both world champions at this.
Me: Doesn't matter.
Wyld: *Shocked* Why not? Using stats, I should automatically be the winner.
Me: Because.
Wyld: Because what?
Me: Because I am awesome *u*
Wyld: e.e
We walked back to the cell room, and the prisoners were still all chatting. I went back to my cell and saw Misty and Xura there.

Me: Hey guys-
Misty: WHAT THE POTATO WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!? WHY DID YOU AGREE TO DUAL!??!?!?!
Me: Because I'm new here and I might as well try a dual. I'm pretty sure Pixel would say something like it would be good training. OMIPOTATOES!!! I CAN VISIT MY FRIENDS!!! I'LL BE RIGHT BACKKKK!!!!!1 *Runs*
Misty: Hey, WAIT!
I ran around looking for my friends' cells. But all the cells were empty, because chances are, they went out too. I looked around in the massive crowd and bumped into.... Silver!

Silver: *bumps head on my head* OW!
Me: OW! >.< o.o OMIPOTATOES IT'S YOU SILVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Silver: Who are you?
Me: ????????????????? Don't you know me?!???? Even if I'm not from this world, we introduced ourselves earlier.
Silver: Sorry, but I never met a dog that looks like you.
Me: . . . *le-gasp* DID YOU GET BRAINWASHED!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Silver: I don't think so.......
Me: Why did you get into prison?
Silver: Because I ate the Queen's cake.
Me: e.e Wow. That's the best reason they can come up with?
Silver: Now excuse me. I'm going to go see if I can trade for some fish.
Me: I thought you liked chocolate best.
Silver: What? Ew, I hate chocolate.
Me: *GASP* WHAT!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!!?!
Silver: o.O Anyway, my name's not Silver. My name is Gold. *walks away*
OMIPOTATOESSSSSSS WHAT??!?!?!?!??!?!?!!??!?! Did they completely change her???!?!?!?! I walked back to my cell and saw a few other dogs sitting there, and Misty talking to them.

Misty: There you are. Come on, explain your plan.
Me: *ahem* Right. So, I am planning to get everything in the guard's office at midnight, tomorrow evening. At 11:00, your gangs will fight each other, and cause a huge commotion. Do the best you can to make it last as long as you can. But once it's midnight, you should try to stop. The guards should take a bit longer that time, and we can go get everything in the guards' office. Just in case they're going to go really quickly, Xura will go and stall them as well. Me, Misty and one more, will get everything there. If you help, we can get anything that was confiscated from you that was in there as well. Sound good?
Leaders: *chat chat* *whisper whisper*
Me: Come on....



This dog: Question.
Me: Yes?
This dog: Who is the other dog you're going with?
Me: Umm... Anyone who wants to come I guess. I was thinking of Pixel, but meh.
This dog: *nods head* I volunteer a specific dog from my gang.
Me: Umm... What is your gang?
This dog: The Woodsy Warriors. We take in anydoggy that's misunderstood. Like me.
Me: So your name is Woodsy?
Woodsy: Yup!
Me: So who is this dog?
Woodsy: *Hands a folder to me* It's this dog. You can meet up with her soon.
I put it in here, so I can see it easily.

Name: Howl
Nickname: Just Howl.
Age: 20
Siblings: Sister of Wyld.
Personality: Weird.
Gang: Woodsy Warriors
Why in Pound: Baked a cake with the Queen's face on it, then ate it. Charged for treason, she is now in the pound for 90 years.

Me: What the potatoes, how is that treason??? The queen should be happy that she made a cake of her.
Woodsy: Well, I guess that the queen thought that she should treasure it, not eat it.
Me: e.e Anywho, why should she come along with us?
Woodsy: Ummm........ Because she's from my gang?
Me: e.e Does anyone here want to volunteer someone to come with us to get the stuff?
It turns out, they all want to volunteer someone so that their gang gets more popular so more dogs will join. I gathered these other profiles.

Name: Shine
Nickname: Shiny
Age: 17
Siblings: Only child.
Personality: Cool.
Gang: Passion Fruit
Why in Pound: She fell asleep during school. It happened to be during a lesson about the Queen. Charged for treason, she was thrown into the pound for 90 years.

Name: Silence
Nickname: Sil
Age: 21
Siblings: Brother of Vanessa
Personality: Excited.
Gang: Shush
Why in Pound: He ran around the park 4 times, which is the Queen's most hated number. Charged for breaking the law, he has to stay in the pound for 90 years.

Name: Vanessa
Nickname: Just Vanessa, please.
Age: 21
Siblings: Sister of Silence.
Personality: Shy.
Gang: Shush
Why in Pound: She bought the last box of Yummy Doggy Cereal that was on sale. The queen loved Yummy Doggy Cereal and was angered when Vanessa bought the last one. The Queen threw Vanessa in the pound for 90 years, charged for treason.

Name: Mana
Nickname: Manny, Manda
Age: 18
Siblings: Only child.
Personality: Artistic.
Gang: Nothingness.
Why in Pound: She painted a portrait of the Queen, and hung it in her bedroom. Days later, she accidentally ripped it when she was practicing ballet. Charged for treason, Mana will be in the pound for 90 years.

Me: What the potatoes!?!!??! These are all stupid reasons for getting thrown in the POUND!
Misty: I guess most of them were against the law.
Me: Laws? What laws- NOOOO I HAVE TO ASK YOU AGAINNNNN
Misty: Yup! You do. *ahem* The laws are-
Xura: Actually, I can answer that question. The laws are common knowledge even if you weren't in jail for a year.
Me: YESS IM SAVEEEEEEEEDDDD
Misty: >:(
Xura: Well, there are 10 main laws that all Highschoolia citizens must live by. *Pulls out paper* Here, I always have on handy to make sure I don't break a rule.

1. You must always be loyal to the Queen only. Any command of the Queen, shall be recognized and followed.
2. You must never do anything that can upset the Queen in anyway. That includes, but not limited to, buying the last of her favorite cereal, doing anything with the number 4, making something to represent the Queen and then ruining it, insulting the Queen, etc.
3. You must respect the caste above you.
4. You must never eat hamburgers that you happened to have gotten from a car wash sale.
5. You may never get out of a caste unless you marry out of it, or the Queen herself excuses you from it.
6. The 1's and 2's are the greatest, and though they do not have as much power as the Queen, they are much more important then you if you are a 3 and below.
7. If a rebellion should happen, the one responsible will die a painful death.
8. You must praise and compliment the Queen at any time you see her. Failure to do so will cause you to have penguins come to your house and hit you with hammers.
9. The Fashion Police are to be taken seriously and are allowed to arrest you on the spot.
10. If you have a boy that the Queen wants, you must hand him over. Failure to do so will cause one or all of the following: 90 years in the pound or brainwashed.

Me: These laws are CRAZY!
Xura: *Shrugs* That's the way it is. Can't change the law.
Me: Maybe we can, with TEAMWORK!
Misty: So what are we going to do tomorrow before the diversion?
Me: Hmm... We should interview the dogs who want to come. If we don't, we might be paired with some weirdo.
Misty: As if we didn't have enough weirdos in this group.
Me: >.> You just called yourself a weirdo.
Misty: HUH!??!?! WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!?
Me: YOU HEARD ME, PUNK!!!!!!111
Misty: *tackles and punches*
Me: *punches back*
Xura: e.e And just a little while ago, Cassandra said we needed teamwork. I have a bad feeling about how this is going to go.







This post is now split into thirds. Great. D:
So, wait until the next post to see what's going onnnnn!!!!!!1

[gacha]

Le Mark .3.

[Spark]

markers! btw this is awesome! owo

[X_x_COPY_x_X]

OMG, how did I just read all that. I can't believe that its gonna be in thirds. I can't wait!!! This is so awesome!!! Oh and is this based of of you REAL life?

[Coolpaw5]

xXx

*ahem*. Anywho, yes. It is based on my life, because I'm currently leading a rebellion against the Populars and they all want to kill me and they blackmailed a girl to take them to another dimension and I just happened to go along with them and then I got thrown in jail, and there happens to be wifi so I'm writing this post, and I'm meeting a real life Xura and Misty and the Queen wanted to kill me and I'm going to run in an agility course against another girl named Wyld and if I lose,I have to join a gang in prison so I hope I don't lose, so yeah.

So yes.
This is based on my life.
(^^ All up there is sarcasm xD)

[Xura]

Oh... So you mean that you didn't base your story off of your real life? *whistles and scribbles out diary pages*

(Sorry to post here btw)

[Coolpaw5]

Oh... So you mean that you didn't base your story off of your real life? *whistles and scribbles out diary pages*

(Sorry to post here btw)

Lol, sometimes I do.
Like when something funny/weird happens in my life, I like to incorporate it into here ^_^

[~The Doctor~]

~ Mark ~