Ridiculously Wrong Answers To Harry Potter Questions v.3

My gallery · by **falling,** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 3:27 pm

Professor Mcgonagall.

Why did Voldemort kill Harry's parents?

My gallery · by **Midnight Mare** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 4:40 am

to free them from some weird ancient curse thing, that's how much he loved them.

who was Hedwig?

My gallery · by **meowingtons** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 4:42 am

A wig on somebody's head.

Who is Dumbledore?

My gallery · by **Midnight Mare** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 5:29 am

a fairy prince

what's a boggart?

My gallery · by **wander** » Sat Jun 21, 2014 5:22 am

a booger that's spelled wrong.

Why does Harry have a scar?

My gallery · by **Archaic_GreenEye** » Sat Jun 21, 2014 12:54 pm

Because I cut him

Why is Divination so unreliable?

My gallery · by **0MyBubbleInSpace0** » Wed Jul 02, 2014 12:24 am

Because when the Gods created the divine nation. They couldn't decide who'd be in charge.

What was Gonna thinking when she named the owl Pigwidgeon?

My gallery · by **sutekh** » Wed Jul 02, 2014 1:33 am

Macaroni and cheese.

Where is Diagon Alley?

My gallery · by **lennqn** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:44 pm

It is located exactly 23.5 feet under the exact center of The Great Wall of China

What house is Luna Lovegood in?

My gallery · by **mistywater** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 11:29 pm

She isn't, Dudley expelled her from Hogwart when she ate his owl.

Who is Sirius Black?