Ridiculously Wrong Answers To Harry Potter Questions v.3

[WannabeJemCarstairs]

Because the person who built it had a hog and one day it died because a wart became infected. He named it in memory of his hog.

What are Dementors?

[d.va]

Really friendly people who run around in cloaks, trying to kiss random bystanders.

How did Dumbledore die?

[Giffany]

He fell off his motorcycle.

Who has freckles and red hair?

[WannabeJemCarstairs]

The Boggart

What is a Hinky punk?

[d.va]

A short person with really big ears.

What does the Time Turner do?

[WannabeJemCarstairs]

It turns time and makes things happen all backwardsy

What happens when you break a prophecy-holder? (those balls that they keep in the mystery-department in the Ministry of Magic)

[Giffany]

They break and explode into ponies.

Who makes delectable jellybeans?

[WannabeJemCarstairs]

Hagrid, Hagrid does

How did Harry's parents die?

[DarkDutchess]

They were esaten by spongebob.

Who did Hermoine kiss?

[Froststream]

Dumbledore
Who did Harry marry?