Mommy can I...?

[electrastar]

NO YOU ALREADY HAD DINNER.

Only if you slow down. O.o

Mommy can I go outside? *Thunderclap*

[Boomibom]

Nope, because it is dangerous rubber ducks outside!

Mommy, can I jump out of the window and land on a fat penguin?

[Thecrowmuse11]

YES! NOW!!!
Mommy can I sleep in a tree?

[NerdyGirl3000]

Yes, you do that. AND DONT COME BACK!
Mommy, can I run away with the Doctor in the TARDIS?

[electrastar]

Hold on. *Takes on plane to Canada* *Drops in tree and gets back on plane*

No, remember the last time you went on a date?

Mommy can I play mommy can I?

[Wonderland.]

No! Stranger danger!

Mommy, can I have coffee?

[Thecrowmuse11]

Yes, as long as it's decaffe!
Mommy can I ask you something?

[electrastar]

YOU JUST DID! NOW LEAVE!

Mommy can I eat Scourge?

[Thecrowmuse11]

Yeah, whatever, but if you fail, you can never come home, understand?
Mommy can I have a pony? I'd take vewy vewy good care of him, and he can sleep in my bed, and I will name him Fwedwardio Mont Surbwack!!! *Puppy dog eyes*

[Beyoncé]

NO *slaps across face*
Mommy can I have a ATV