Ridiculously Wrong Answers To Harry Potter Questions v.3

[Storm Chaser 13]

Sorry, responded to wrong post.

The Weasleys were huge supporters of Voldemort and putting muggles and mud bloods in their "proper place".

Who was Ernie?










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[WannabeJemCarstairs]

Ernie was a pie Ron Weasley named and ate when he was ten

What do wizards have wands for?

[Storm Chaser 13]

to aid them in the art of nose-picking.

who was Aragon?

[Midnight Mare]

A magical talking bowl of jelly with eyes.

Who was Nymphadora?

[sutekh]

The cheesecake lady


Why does Voldemort not have a nose?

[ArcticGold]

Nagini bit it off


What is Harry's patronus

[WannabeJemCarstairs]

A big cake that sings the national anthem of Cuba

What is a mud blood?

[Midnight Mare]

someone who is genetically fused with blood and has mud instead of blood.

what is the order of the phoenix?

[WannabeJemCarstairs]

The phoenix's order is a BigMac with a large fries and coke.

Why does Lord Voldemort want to kill Harry?

[Kaesung]

Because Harry stole his nose. (He was rather upset about it, as you can see.)

Why is the school called Hogwarts?