Write a Letter you Cannot Send (Read the Rules!)

[INK.]

J,
The shows are over! You made it and I saw 3/4 of your plays, sorry I didn't see the fourth, I had to see H's yesterday, and I wanted to see AJ's really bad, you understood- you even encouraged me to see AJ's tonight instead, you also told me that your 4th one really wasn't all that good, but I still wish I had seen it, I didn't like Aj's as much as I though I would.... and I honestly didn't like H's much at all.... (sorry H.) You told me it went o.k. but I'm just glad that I got to see three out of the four, and it looks like I got to see the best of yours. Either way, there's nothing I can do now about it. I had forgotten how good of an actor you are, and I don't want to forget that again, you are such a bright incredibly talented individual, and you never cease to amaze me with what you can and will do, you're a great actor, dancer, musician, and you're one of the nicest down to earth people I have ever met, and I'm not kidding. Ask my parents, I told them this over a year ago before I had any romantic interest in you, it's just true- I've always thought this about you for as long as we've gone to school together (we didn't talk much before you started school here- but we met through theatricos.) Not only this but I really love watching you hang out with your friends, you always make me feel welcome around them, and you don't change one bit for me and it's great! I get to see you interact with your guy friends, and you yell and laugh really hard and argue over geeky things and give people other than me a hard time for things they've done or said. It makes me laugh to say this- even think it, but you're the most manly boyfriend I've ever had and I really enjoy it, that you act more like a normal teenage boy than the others, although you're not in the least ordinary, and I laughed at myself today, after school you and K were arguing, even yelling at each other (both smiling and laughing at the same time) and I though to my self- "wow, he's really a guy" with a smile on my face- ***before anyone gets upset with me for this statement, I have no problem with more feminine boys at all, it's just that all my previous boyfriends have been, socially awkward, or socially... odd. This is the first guy I've had who's social and a lot more masculine, and yes, this is something I really like about him- I am allowed this.*** I may not know how to talk to these people very well, but I do like being around them, it's hilarious what you guys talk about, and I loved that you connected to me even while you were with them, I was clearly yours and you made it clear that I was welcome there with you- so I never stood there uncomfortably or felt unwelcome, but I wasn't your center of attention either which is great, I could still sit on my own while you went at it with K and S, yelling and laughing and what not. I laughed so much today, my cheeks hurt and my smile felt almost stuck
You're everything that I've ever wanted in a guy, and I never thought that I'd find someone like you, who at the same times likes me. I'm not saying you're perfect, none of us are, I'm just really happy how everything worked out. It still feels odd having people go out of their way to tell us that we are cute together, because I don't need any conformation this time, we are together, and it feels like everything is how it should be- people freaking out about us- well it's just weird because it also feels like we've been together much much longer and none of us has anything to do with any of them and I think that's how it should be.

INK.

[class clown]

Dear days,

Will you ever get exciting? I'm sick and tired of being bored, I need to experience something surprising for once... The methods that you search for in Google to cure boredom are just really stupid things that you do that don't make any sense. Ugh, I am, once again.. In a magical search for entertainment.


Dear procrastination,

I love you, and I can't let you go.. But you're ruining my life..
I'll miss you.. I'll die without you but living a good life short is best than a painful long life-span..

Love crazy. ^^

[zakki]

dear exams-
*gently shoves you out the window*
-an annoyed student

dear teachers-
i know they're not as intelligent as us, but i see something VERY unfair in telling them the extended response question AND even helping them write it!!
-an annoyed student

[Dylan Klebold]

Dear ____...

Codewords. Uggh. Can't even go in your stupid room. Uggh. Codewords.

-deadmau5 while(1<2)

[clmsgal]

Dear whom it may concern,

I think that having an internet friend would be awesome, although I'm not sure how to come around to doing such things. Due to my social anxiety, I don't have many friends in the real world and I don't make good impressions. I just really want an internet friend.

Yours sincerely,

Caitlin xx

[mars]

dear my english teacher, //a lot of sarcasm is used in this by the way//

remember how you said i wasn't going to be able to pass into college level english classes my first year in high school because they would be too hard for me with my awful writing skills? well, why don't you take a gander at who just tested into them with a 99 out of 100 in writing and a 97 out of 100 in reading?

that's right, yours truly. i hate to burn bridges, but never ever doubt my writing skills again, because i am fairly certain that i can do many more things than you think i can. while you have the most monotone voice while reading aloud, i do something called emphasizing. you might want to learn how to do it, you may find that it will benefit you in the future as not only a teacher but as a reader.

oh wait, what's this? these words that i've used are too difficult for my level? guess who used them properly in an essay. that's right, it's still me. let me get this straight, they seemed like words that i would never used so you automatically went and told the principal i had plagiarized when i really hadn't? well guess who made themselves look like a fool today. no, it wasn't me.

thank you for your time, i hope you have a splendid evening.

-waja

[[Braveheart]]

Dear

Hey, you.
Sometimes, you're just stupid. Always bossing me around. "Do this. Don't do this. Blah blah blah."
Don't talk to me that way, I am not somebody you want to make angry!
Sincerely, me

[roepen]

Dear other _____,

please post and not make me wait.

Jade

[kierran.]

Dear Byakuya,

I don't know if you know this, but on days when I don't see you at school, I feel afraid for two reasons. One, because I'm afraid Onion has hurt you or something else bad has happened to you. And two, I know that if something happens to me in terms of my mental health, you won't be there to save me. You see, I have Rayah, and Supaku, and Piplup and Aiko and sometimes your brother, but there's a big difference between them and you. I know they'll always be there for me, but I know I can't always count on you.

Love, Yuki

[mars]

dear my former girl scout troop leader,

please let me come over to your house. i know it is already passed midnight, but there is a lone kitten stranded outside under your neighbor's deck who is probably freezing cold now that you've rescued his/her three siblings and mother. there are also a lot of raccoons in our area that will hear it's cries and smell the food you set out for it, which only makes this situation worse. you promised you would call and have me come over yesterday to help rescue them, which never happened. i could probably catch it if you'd let me at least try, even you think i am a cat whisperer! please just respond to something i've sent you, anything at all. i can't let this poor kitten get hurt, if something happened to it i could never live thinking that i could of prevented that.

sincerely,
a very frightened waja