HEYO POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SOooooOOOoooOOoOOOoooOOOOoOOOooooo
My class and I went on a field trip to Bad Puppies. {Rascal's}
It was kinda kiddy but it was SOO FUNNN!!!!!!!
So there was all these laser tag and all these other stuffies and yeah. Sadly we had to break into groups of 4, and you can sign up what groups you wanna be in. I ended up in group 3. The populars were in group 1, the weirdo kids were in group 2, the outcasts and loners were in group 3, and group 4 was more popular/normal kids. I was hoping I could be in the same group as Maze, but he ended up in group 4. :( (Bt-dubs, I didn't pay for my smilies this week, so it didn't get installed. Those things cost like a stinkin' 5 bucks per week)
So our group went into laser tag first and it was SO SCARYYYYYYYYYYYYY
We split into two teams because everyone thought it would be too intense to be on their own :|
I was on blue team, and Pixel was on my team :D Yaysies.
Me: Hey, what is this place?
Pixel: The perfect place to start training for the rebellion.
Me: Wait, wut?
Pixel: *Pulls me* Come on!!! LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!!!
It was completely dark in there and the only light was the vests we had to wear and the creepy lighting on the giant statues.
Me: Pixel, what the potato is all of this stuff? Why do I have a gun in my paw? Why-
Pixel: *Muffs me* SSHHH!!!!!! DO YOU WANT THEM TO HEAR?
Me: For who to hear?
THE OTHER TEAMMM!!!
Red team member that I couldn't see: HAHA FOUND YOU BLUEIES!!!!
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Pixel: *shoots him like a boss* COME ON! THEY FOUND OUR LOCATION!
Me: Did he just call us blueies?
Pixel: Come on, we have to find the reds, kill them, then we can win.
Me: Are we going to be doing stuff like this in real life or something???
Pixel: Well. I don't know. Better safe than sorry I suppose.
Me: *Vest buzzes* Huh? What happened?
Pixel: YOU GOT SHOT! GET DOWN!!!!! *jumps on top of me*
Me: WHAT THE POTATO!?!???!?! GET OFF OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Pixel: Well sorry, but you can't shoot if you got shot.
Me: Well no duh, because I would be dead if I got shot.
Another red team member: FOUND THEM!!!!!! *starts shooting*
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Pixel: *shoots him* Come onnn!!! BE BETTER!!!!!!!!
Me: Well, I'm sorry, I'm not used TO KILLING PEOPLE WITH A STINKIN' GUN!!!!!!
Pixel: I think you just need some encouragement.
Me: No encouragement in the world could convince me to shoot other animals.
Pixel: I'll give you cake after this.
Me: LET'S GO AND SHOOT SOME REDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
What can I say? I luv cake o3o
So after a whole game of laser tag, I came out and saw my score. I was the 3rd highest killer on my team! o3o But our team still lost -__-
Me: Sooooo can I have my cake now? :D
Pixel: I lied. I don't have cake.
Me: WHAT?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW COULD YOU!?!!?!?
Pixel: Easily. It's called lying.
So later we met up some other outcasts in our rebellion, like you know, Silver, Kieryn, Feriselle, and Nikki. Magic got sick for a couple of weeks, so I didn't see her.
Silver: Hey! Do you guys have chocolate?
Pixel: Yeah, I have some in my bag. *Digs into backpack*
Me: DON'T TRUST HER!!!!!!! SHE PROMISES YOU SWEET TREATS, THEN GIVES YOU NOTHINGGGGG
Silver: So you're not gonna give me chocolate? :(
Pixel: *Gives chocolate*
Silver: Yay! *chomps on chocolate*
Me: WHATTTTTTT?!?!?!?!?! HOW COME SHE GOT CHOCOLATE, AND I DIDN'T GET CAKE!?!??!!?
Pixel: *Ignore me* Anywho, where's everyone else?
Kieryn: Hey guys! I got this great slushie over there! *Slurpppp*
Nikki: What are you guys doing here? Ooh can I have some of that slushie?
Kieryn: NO! MY SLUSHIE! *hugs slushie*
Nikki: Ok, ok.... o.o
Feriselle: Kieryn, I really don't think that slushie could be too good for you. .__.
Kieryn: IMA MERMAIDDDDDDDD
Feriselle: Point equals proven. Come on, give me that slushie.
Kieryn: SHTAP!!!!!!1 THIS IS MY SLUSHIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! NO ONE CAN HAVE ITTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! *Flails*
Feriselle: GIVE ITTTT AND STOP DRINKING IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Kieryn: *runs away*
Feriselle: *runs after her*
Me: .__.
Pixel: *roll eyes*
Nikki: .o.
Silver: o3o chocolate....
Anyway..... So we went back to school, and outside it WAS POURING!!!! SERIOUSLY! IT WAS RAINING SILVERS AND CASSANDRAS! In fact, it was raining as hard as a... potato.... taking... a shower?
.__.
I'm not good at similes. Or math. Or P.E. Or history. Or lunch as well.
Yes, you get a grade in lunch. I currently have a D-. SERIOUSLY!?!?!? IT'S LUNCH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!! HOW THE POTATO DO YOU FAIL LUNCH?!?!?!?! I MEAN, ALL I DO IS EAT LUNCH And cause food fights. And make a huge mess. Oh, and sometimes, I- You know what, I get why I fail lunch now. BUT STILL!!!!!! DAT AIN'T FAIR, MAN!
Me: *grabs lunch* Oh hooray. A full balanced meal of.... Mystery slop.
Silver: Looks... Delish.....
Feriselle: Yup. Yummy...
Nikki: Hey Feri, can I call you that? Anyway, did you manage to get Kieryn yet?
Feriselle: Yup! It was kind of weird. I dropped her off at the nurse's office, and then she started spazzing. Not like just regular shivering, but like literally vibrating. She looked like a phone on vibrate.
Nikki: Well that's weird. :l
Kieryn: Hey guys!
Feriselle: KIERYN! SO HELP ME, I'LL TAKE THAT SLUSHIE OUT OF YOUR COLD, DEAD PAWS!!!!!! *tackles*
Kieryn: AHHHHH WHAT THE POTATO?!?!? GET OFF OF ME!!!!
Me: Whoa, deja-vu. But with different dogs. o.o
Kieryn: What the potato did you that for?!?
Feriselle: Oh. Are you OK?
Kieryn: Umm.. Considering I had a grown dog jump on top of me... I'm fine, thanks.
Feriselle: No, earlier, you were spazzing like crazy.
Kieryn: I was? All I remember is coming out of the nurse's room.
Pixel: *Muttering something*
Nikki: I'm just glad you're alright.
Me: Yeah. Are you sure you're fine?
Kieryn: Yeah, I'm completely fin- OW!!!!!11
Feriselle: SHE'S NOT FINE!!!!!! HELP ME TAKE HER DOWN!!!!!!!
Kieryn: No, Pixel just pulled my tail.
Pixel: Oh sorry. I was just collecting your DNA.
Kieryn: Oh. Ok. So anyway, as I was saying, I'm ju- WAIT! WHY THE POTATO ARE YOU COLLECTING MY DNA?!?!?!?!?
Pixel: Well, I think you ingested something bad, so I'm planning to clone you, then diagnose the clone so you can be fine.
Nikki: Ingested? You mean she ate something bad? *gasp* Does she have food poisoning??? *Steps 10 paws away*
Kieryn: I feel fine! If I do have food poisoning, you're the one I'm gonna throw up on first.
Me: UMMMM... PIXEL, YOU CAN MAKE CLONES???!??!?!?!?!?
Pixel: *Gives me a look that says, "I can make mind control discs, do you really think that I can't make clones?"*
Me: *Gives her a look that says, "NO! I DO NOT THINK YOU COULD HAVE MADE CLONES!"*
Pixel: *Gives a look that says, "Well, you shouldn't have underestimated me then!"*
Silver: Guys, if you're going to have a conversation, you should at least talk out loud...
Me: Right, right... What were we talking about again?
Kieryn: How Pixel was going to clone me.
Pixel: It'll be fine!!! I'm going to finish it up in Science class! See you guys later!
I didn't see Pixel after school, so the Rebellion went to Kieryn's house. Silver said her mom might not want a bunch of dogs in her house, Nikki said her house was being refurnished and Feriselle said she didn't want Kieryn to trash her house if she decides to spazz again.
Silver: Hey, why didn't we go to your house, Cassandra?
Me: You have to be a Paratoin to enter.
Silver: I am a Paratoin! *Floods me in water*
Me: AHHHHHH CAN'T BREATHEEEEE
Silver: Oops. Sorry about that. *Sucks up all of the water again*
So now I wasn't only nervous about going to a friend's house for the first time (I'm a bit antisocial), but I was soaking wet as well.
Me: *uses wind to dry*
Kieryn: Ok.... Wanna go in my house, or do you guys just wanna have a water fight out here?
Silver: I VOTE FOR WATER FIGHT!
Kieryn: That was a rhetorical question.... Come on, let's go inside.
Anyway, I have to go, because I'm in a total mood for some macaroni and cheese. And if my stomach calls, I have to answer. Well, I'll see you later! :D
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