[alien sailor]

i'm a little teapot
short and stout
here is my handle
here is my spout

☕yes, welcome to the tea shoppe. home to our famous breed of humanoids, the adorable porcelain potheads. potheads, despite their misleading name, are precious little things who's delicate craniums are designed for the brewing and serving of tea and other beverages. though mostly associated with typical teas, potheads can serve and create a variety of different drinks and liquids. from milkshakes to saltwater. however, unless related by blood, it is extremely rare to find two potheads who will serve the same drink. they are generally well-mannered and sweet, but should you find yourself with a rude or bratty pothead, simply add a lump of sugar and watch them sweeten right up!

rules::

☕do not resell or regift your pothead. if you do not want it, contact the artist so they can put it up for re-adoption.
☕if you are banned from cs, you can only keep your pothead if there is another website we can contact you through.
☕do not ask for customs or for positions if you do not see they are open.
☕these are a closed species. do not make your own, or make major edits to the ones you buy.
☕every pothead has different criteria for getting it. respect this and follow whatever is necessary to obtain them.
☕do not claim or use a pothead that is not yours and do not try to beg the owner's to give them to you.

claimed beverages

these are drinks that have already been used to make potheads. if you want to make a pothead based off one of these drinks, you must contact the artist with your design for approval.
☕green tea
☕rootbeer tea
☕soy milk
☕citron oolong

when I get all steamed up
hear me shout
just tip me over
and pour me out

[sadlittleghostie]

These are cute1

[Aperture]

How adorable. Marking <3

[alien sailor]

thank you so much, both of you!