Ridiculously Wrong Answers To Harry Potter Questions v.3

[ChattyGirl]

Because Harry is a serial killer and no girl deserves to be in any kind of romantic relationship with a monster.

(Can't think of a question right now. Someone else can ask one for me, sorry...)

[lennqn]

How did Fred die

[scree53]

He fell over a rock.

How did Snape kill Dumbledore?

[Froststream]

With a kiwi. He threw a kiwi at him, and Dumbledore exploded.
What's a Boggart?

[demolition lovers]

A type of pastry that Hagrid feeds to Buckbeak.
Why was Buckbeak renamed Witherwings?

[lennqn]

Because he ate to many donuts, and they went straight to his wings, but they couldn't take it so they started to wither...

Why is Voldemort bald?

[DunkMasterSolas]

Back when he was in a punk-rock band with Hagrid and Dumbledore, he dyed his hair too much and it all fell out, thus causing him to turn evil.

Who is Draco's father?

[15Icey]

Well duh. It's obviously Harry Potter's owl.

Why does Draco's father have long hair?

[Archaic_GreenEye]

Because he secretly likes to braid it because he finds it entertaining.

How old is Dumbledore, considering his beard is like 4 feet long?

[Froststream]

4 yeas old, of course!
Why did Harry marry Ginny?