Things That Amuse You - Version 13

[scav.]

whenever two people are flirting near by, just walking up between them and muttering "Use a bucket~"

[The Hunger Games]

My cat is trying to make me feel better by snuggling up to me, licking my face, rubbing all over me, and meowing non-stop.

Oh god this is so cute.



Also,
You know that girl Alison from suite life on deck? The onethattalksreallyfastlikethis?
Am I the only one that always thought she could be a rapper?
...
No?

[tawnypelt3]

I had more bad dreams, which in itself is not something to be amused about, but something did happen that was funny. I was getting to the point of semi-consciousness, because for some reason I have lately been dreaming only to suddenly wake up? But yeah, not quite asleep. And I was forced to eat something nasty in the dream (really, really nasty, you have no idea), which I promptly tried to spit back out. My body decided to spit, too. I woke up enough to feel myself unwittingly purse my lips and propel drool out in a tiny fountain. Which then fell back onto my cheek and down to my collar, where it soaked in and grossed me out enough to wake fully. Ahhhhhhhh, me. Silly, dumb me.


Both the cats were clamoring and begging for breakfast. I went out to fill their dish. Bub immediately walked away to perch himself on a kitchen chair. Kitty scratched at the dish, then also walked away. .......I thought you wanted food?!

[kuzya]

english speakers in k-dramas i cant handle this

[bromance]

english speakers in k-dramas i cant handle this

i feel you o


i saw this on the tumbles omg

[Peanutcat]

.... No school for me D:
My mom wants to protect me from the armed shooter man

[Goddess Sword]

Tom Nook x Brick otp

[Scarlip]

My Dad's sensibility. Yesterday I tinted my hair dark brown.

Me: *comes into living room to have lunch.
Dad: ...did you darken your hair!?
Me: ....yes.
Dad: That looks terrible!
Me: Thanks. *sits down and starts eating*
Dad: *ranting to Mom about how it damages my hair*
Me: *ignores him cause a) tinting isn't as bad as dyeing and b) lol so what I'm of legal age so shut your mouth*

Plot twist #1: Yesterday he saw me several times and didn't even notice it. Yeah that's right. Sensibility AND attention issues.
Plot twist #2: He's gonna enjoy it greatly when I tint it even darker next time and black eventually. Cause that's what I've been planning to do.

[bromance]

HISASHI MEANS LONG-LIVED IN JAPANESE
AND I REMEMBERED IN HOTD HISASHI DIED IN THE FIRST EPISODE OMG THIS IS THE BEST I'M LAUGHING REALLY HARD WOW

[tatsuya suou]

PUBLICLY ANNOUNCING THE RELEASE OF OMEGA RUBY AND ALPHA SAPPHIRE IN THE LIBRARY IS SO MUCH FUNNNN