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[Xura]

Hey guys :3 So I wasted the whole weekend staring at my hands. Don't worry, they're washed now. The good news is I'm skinner! And the bad news is that we've been ignoring Jake accidently this entire weekend. I know we are experiencing emotional trauma /)*o*(\ but Jake still needs someone to chill with. Matthew is busy greiving and thinking and breaking things outside. And I've been staring at my hands all weekend, we haven't talked to him either. Check out one of our conversations:

Jake: Hey what happened during that mission? Why are you staring at your hands? Why is Matthew upset and breaking things? Why won't you guys talk?
I stared at my hands, not at all hearing him.
He put a pen and paper on the table.
Jake: can you right it down?
I stared at my hands, hearing him but ignoring him.
Poor Jake so anyway I plan to make today special at school. I got over my hands, and Matthew got over his grief.
In the morning:
Me: Hey Jake.
Jake: OMIGLOB YOUR ACTUALLY OUT OF YOUR WEIRD HAND COMA! Tell me what happened!
Me: *tells him everything*
Jake: 0_0 wow. What a weird aunt :I
Me: terribly weird. And now she's going to "haunt" me forever since she thinks I killed her. I thought it over as I was staring at my hands and realized that I had been acting in self-defense and I had not pulled the trigger.
Jake: Wait... So she's dead?
Me: Yeah.
Jake: is that why Matt is greiving?
Me: Yeah.
Jake: is there anything we can do to help.
Me: well I have a surprise planned later.
Jake: :I whose it for? You better say me.
Me: me.
Jake: why would you get a surprise for yourself?
Me: No you told me to say "me." That's not who it's for.
Jake: whatever. Are you going to school in that crazy outfit you've been wearing everyday?
Me: *looking down at outfit it was ruffled and dirty now* I'm still wearing this? No, I'm gonna change.
Jake: Sounds good. It was nice the first day but... You've been wearing that for a while. Why were you in a trance?
Me: ... After what seemed to be killing someone, which it wasn't, I was mentally unstable in my thinking. I couldn't handle what was happening... Anyway.. We have to get to school.
So Matt, Jake, and I went to school. Matt met up with Lizzy, Jake met up with his group of Jocks, and I met up with Ace.

Ace: Hey can I come and see your student buddy?
Student buddies were a helper for first day. You never knew who you'd be stuck with.
Me: Sure.
So we walked to the front of the school, a few people were gathered there. I saw something that blew my mind. I rubbed my eyes to make sure it was real. I pinched myself again and again and again. There, in front of me, stood a CAT!


Except for the year 1981, there had not been a single cat at this school. This was strange. I could tell everyone was uneasy.
Emma and her crew came up and wrinkled their faces in discust of the cat.

Emma: Who are you? Are you in the wrong place?
The cat: IM SILVER! *:D*
Emma: Okay then.... Moving on, what's your hobbies?
Silver: Well..... I like CHOCOLATE! And... CHOCOLATE! And I like Easter because of this weird goose that comes in my house and gives me a exploding egg every time I eat chocolate :3
Emma: ........... Anything else?
Silver: well I like books.
Emma: What kind of books do you like?
Silver: Hard ones.
Emma: Like, hard to read?
Silver: No. Like hard ones to throw at people.
Emma: (-_-;) you are shameful. Go to the outcasts. It's clear a cat doesn't belong here.
Silver: Hey you better watch your language towards me if you don't want Sherlock Holmes hitting you in the head!
Emma: Oh please. Id beat you up with all the jocks-
Me: OKAY OKAY PEOPLE! Emma, Silver, that's enough.
Emma: Whatever, good luck having her as your buddy *flips hair and walks away*
Silver: Who is you?
Me: 030 an awesome person. I'm your school buddy today, Xura. I'll show you your locker and be with you in your classes.
Silver: :O SO ARE YOU LIKE MY NEW BEST FRIEND?!
Me: Yep.
Silver: OMIGOSH OMIGOSH OMIGOSH! We have to share secrets now.
Me: Okay. You go first *walks to class with her*
Silver: Okay so, like, no one knows this but I get a weird letter from a raven every week. It has the title “target” and it has a name in it. So I research that name, find the person who has the name, and then I put their location in the envelope and put it on my roof. A raven gets it the next morning and leaves a chocolate bar and cash. ITS GOOD CHOCOLATE! :3
Me: Wait... Woah woah woah. What?
Silver: UGH DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT AGAIN?!
Me: No no you don't have to do that. But does the letter have anything else on it?
Silver: the letters "i", "m", "t", and "s". If you scramble the letters it spells MIST! Heheeheheh! I like free chocolate every week. OKAY NOW WHATS YOUR SECRET?!
Okay now that's strange. Is she like an agent of mist and doesn't even know it... That might explain the exploding Easter eggs... Wait... No it doesn't. I think that's just her.
Me: um.. Hrmm... I'm taking my Boyfriend and friend on a secret jet vacation to Hawaii
Silver: WHAT?! No way! You have a secret jet?!
Uh oh. Did I reveal something I shouldn't have?
Silver: I HAVE ONE TOO!
Okay, maybe it's normal for her.
Silver: Last time I crashed it though, so I'm not allowed to use it till' junior year. I need a vacation too! CAN I PLEASE COME WITH YOU?
Me: idk...
Silver: Please! I'm your buddy today and buddies stick together!
Me: I was planning to bring an extra friend... Okay. I guess you can come.
Silver: YES!!!!!!!!
Me: keep it secret though.
Silver: *silouttes* will do!
Okay so I found that hanging out with Silver today was actually pretty cool. She was funny all the time and we both had an addiction to chocolate. I also hung out with my friends Cherry, Lizzy, and Ace. We sat at our own table for lunch.

Lizzy: Whose your friend?
I could see she was trying hard not to be blunt with "why are you with a cat?".
Me: This is-
Silver: SILVER *:D* I'm a new student!
Ace: Nice to meet you. We haven't had a cat in this school in a long time.
Silver: What? What are you talking about? Your janitor is a cat, Miss Eliana is a cat, And there are tons of students that are cats on the other side of school! They are all fish people.. IM MORE OF A CHOCOLATE PERSON X3
For the first time in forever, we looked around and actually saw cats. Do they just get out of being organized?
Cherry: So how was your weekend?
Me: nothing much happened. I was thinking things through, making some decisions...
Lizzy: Really? My weekend was action-packed! It was awesome.
Ace: What did you do?
Lizzy: I went and saw a movie, then I went to six flags, then I did some extra things.
Yeah. Like missions.
Silver: DO YOU GUYS LIKE CHOCOLATE?! OMIGOSH we like all need to share secrets now.
-_- this was a repeat of this morning.
Silver: So, I'll go first. SECRETLY, I write to an apple.... *:D*
Ace: Okay... You want us to tell real secrets?
Silver: YES!
Ace: I don't like Heather.
Well, that wasn't a secret.
Silver: I don't know who that is but okay :3
Lizzy: Secretly, I'm an agent.
Ace: come on Lizzy, a real secret.
Hah. Irony.
Lizzy: Okay, I have a crush on Matthew. *blushes*
Me: Awwww cute ;3 he has a crush on you too. He likes talking about you
Lizzy: Really?
Me: Yes!
Silver: Your secret Cherry!
Cherry: ... I guess I'd do anything to protect my sister.
Lizzy: *mumbles*
Silver: Okay XURA ITS YOUR TURN!
Me: I already went this morning!
Silver: YOU HAVE TO GO AGAIN ITS THE RULES OF THE GAME!
Me: Okay... Fine. Hmm... I've secretly had a desire to get a PPS pet dog...
Cherry: Those are expensive.
Silver: OMIGLOB IVE ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THOSE.
Lizzy: oh I have 3. They're names are Salt, Pepper, and Paprika.
Silver: Your parents must be rich! OH WAIT! MAYBE YOU HAVE A RAVEN DELIVer MONEY TO YOU LIKE I DO!
Cherry & Lizzy & ace:
So silver went on and on feeding the conversation. Soon lunch was over, and then school.
I walked over to Jake and Matt.
Me: Hey guys. I have a surprise for you!
Jake: it won't explode into 8 million pieces right?
Me: That's a strange question, and hopefully not. We're going to Hawaii! In your jet!
Jake: Won't that be like, skipping school?
Me: no I called in, told them we would be on vacation for a few days. Matt, I invited Lizzy for you and Jake you can invite anyone you want. Silver here is my stow-away.
Jake: she's a cat.
Me: and your a dog. Let's go!
So we got on the jet and Jake didn't invite anyone. I showed everyone their doorooms. It wouldn't be a long ride, but it would be fun.
I hope this helps. I don't want to stress them out even more.
Me: Jake, I want to hang out with you on this vacation, it's supposed to help.
Jake: Yeah. It'll be cool, I'm fine.
Me: Are you sure?
Jake: Just bring the cat around every once and a while, not a lot. She gives me allergies.
Me: okay...
So that was it, we left for Hawaii!

[CookieCat000]

Awesome! would it be okay if I did an apple post based on this including Emma sorting everyone Into groups?

[Xura]

Awesome! would it be okay if I did an apple post based on this including Emma sorting everyone Into groups?

Yes that would be fine.

[Xura]

New poll! Tell me what you think Fanclub or no Fanclub?

[CookieCat000]

New poll! Tell me what you think Fanclub or no Fanclub?

FANCLUB

[Xura]

New poll! Tell me what you think Fanclub or no Fanclub?

FANCLUB

❤️ silver your my favorite right now XD next post is hopefully coming soon. I am also doing a history project so PLEASE give me time. I know you have an apple diary to write silver so I'll try and hurry up. Luv you all my fave's! ❤️

[Xura]

OH MY GLOB GUYS! I was grounded for a week and couldn't stop thinking about all of you. So in the meantime.. I wrote up the next two posts! As soon as I finish the editing, I'll post them. So sorry- and the majority vote for the Fanclub is a yes. I'll start making the new topic ASAP

[Xura]

So hi guys. We are on the jet still... Silver has calmed down. Apparently she had sugar in her coffee yesterday morning. Lizzy had to suddenly bail out of the vacation for a "family issue", it was obviously a mission because she took the parachute. So it's just me, Jake, Matthew and Silver. The jet is close to landing so I decided to talk to silver:

Me: Hey Silv.
Silver: Where did you put the Nutella?
See, EVERYONE asks me this.
Me: Cabinent. Have you ever been to Hawaii?
Silver: No :3 but I'm excited to.
Me: Do your parents know about this?
Silver: Pssh... What? Of course they know!
She kinda twitched.
Me: You didn't tell them, did you?
Silver: Well, I told them I was going on a sleepover.
Me: a 4-day sleepover?
Silver: *whistles and looks up*
Me: What's your parents number?
Silver: don't tell them! They will send me back!
Me: I'm not telling them, don't worry.
She reluctantly told me the number. I picked up my cell and dialed it. It sounded like Silver's mother picked up.
Her mother: Hello?
Me: Hello. This is Xura, I'm calling on behalf of your daughter.
Silver started to look nervous.
Me: see I just won a raffle. It's a trip to Hawaii. Can I take silver with?
Her mother: Absoulutely. Does she need any extra stuff before she leaves though? And how long is it?
Me: She packed extra for the sleepover. The vacation should be about 4 days. I am also capable of calling the school and telling them that Silver will be absent for a few days.
Her mother: Okay. Can I talk to Silver though?
Me: Yes.
I covered the phone and whispered to Silver.
Me: Do NOT mention anything about the plane or whose coming. It's just you, me, and my brother Matthew.
Silver: He's your brother?
Me: No. But you need to say he is. If she asks! Nothing more.
I handed her the phone and nervously ate a Nutella sandwich. The conversation, from the side I heard, went a lot like this:
Mom: *lectures*
Silver: Okay, mom.
Mom: *lectures*
Silver: Okay.
Mom: *talks about how great a phone talker Xura is*
Silver: *rolls eyes* Okay.
She hung up.
Silver: I can stay!
Me: Awesome. Wanna go play mario kart?
Silver: YESSS!!!
So we played mariokart for about an hour.
Me: I'm gonna go see what Jake and Matthew are doing. The TV is on the upper level.
Silver: Sounds good to me. Do you have cable?
Me: Netflix. Much better.
I went to find Jake and Matt. They were on the 3rd level of the jet... What? This jet is too big and it's unrealistic? Well.. Go get a rich boyfriend. You'd be surprised to see how big a jet can get. Anyway, they were playing pingpong.

Me: Hey guys.
Matt: Hey.
Jake: Hello.
Me: Do you know if we're close to landing? I mean we are kinda in a jet and Hawaii isn't that far...
Jake: um.. About that.. See it's kinda our one month anniversary and I know that Hawaii was your present, but mine is turning the plane and going to Paris!
Me: What? That's so sweet! The city of love.
Matt: *coughs* and trash... *double coughs* this is so stereotype.
Jake: *rolls eyes*
Me: But this is kinda bad too...
Jake: How?
Me: I told Silver's mom we were going to Hawaii.
Jake: Yeah, yeah. She will never know.
Me: Okay... If you say so.
Hopefully she wouldn't.. I know silver was already uncomfortable lying to her mom about the sweepstakes.
Silver came upstairs.
Silver: Hey guys. What's up?
We told her we were going to Paris instead of Hawaii. She shrugged.
Me: is that okay with you?
Silver: Sure *munches potato chips*
Me: Okay...
An alarm sounded and shook the entire plane.
Jet: Please head to the cockpit and fasten your seatbelts. This is not a drill. We have encountered a 33004.
Jake: *hands in hair* a 33004?! When we're trying to take a vacation?!
Me: what's a 33004?
Jake: We're in a tractor beam.
He pushed a button on the wall. A holographic display came out, it was a map showing us where we were and what was chasing us.
Me: Dude. This technechology is way past our time, how did you get this?
Jake: me and my dad made it. We're supposed to keep it a secret though... Something about saving the world one day.
Me: okay then...
Jake: Computer, access the mainframe and run a check for a virus or bugs. Who are we dealing with?
Computer: There is a virus detected, it has interfered with the steering systems. We are currently on a course to Russia, would you like to change these actions?
Jake looked at me, worry in his eyes. Before he could speak, I spoke.
Me: Change course. Head to South Korea. Set an escape jet destination for the previous location set by the virus.
Computer: Affirmative. Will there any other actions?
Jake looked at me, shocked and furious. Silver was confused, and Matt nodded at me.
Jake: Cance-
Me: Cancel orders for Jake for the next 2 minutes, system overide 6124
Computer: Affirmative. Jet ready. We are still in a 33004 situation.
Me: Set the jets move to hyperdrive in 120 seconds. Make sure the jet stays for at least an hour in South Korea.
Computer: Affirmative.
Jake: You can't do this Xura!
Me: Watch me.
Before he could catch me I ran into the escape jet and started flying on the previous set course. I'm writing this now, a Russian base is nearing... Let's hope I'll be alive to tell about it.

[CookieCat000]

Loved it MUST READ MORE!!!!

[Xura]

So surprise, surprise! I'm alive. I'm going to tell it how it happened.
So I flew into the Russian territory and I was caught in a tractor beam of my own. Though, I kinda ruined the intense moment by eating a Nutella sandwich... :3 anyway, I was pulled in. The place looked intense.
My mini-jet landed. I was afraid to know if the choice I made was right or not. I started to question my experience in bad situations and old Spy movies I used to watch. I was nothing like any of those guys. Suddenly, a cheery looking dog came out of nowhere

???: Welcome to our mini-mall!
Me: Mini mall?
???: Yes. I am Annie and I will show you what we have to offer.
Me: Wait. If this is a mini-mall, why did you pull me into a tractor beam?
Annie: To bring in customers. We do that to all the customers with private planes.
Me: That's a really jacked up way to bring in customers.
Annie: Well, we are in Russia, and no one wants to visit us.
Me: True. Okay. Where can I get some massages and a mani-pedi?
What? My nails have to be beautiful.
Amy: Over to the left, and the food court is below you. You can take the escalators there.
Me: Do you have elevators?!
Annie: Yeah, why?
Me: Nothing.. Just a bit of a phobia.
Amy: You have escalaphobia?
Me: SHHHH! Your not allowed to tell anyone.
Yeah, secret is out. Me and the person writing this are afraid of escalators. That's like the most embarrassing fear in the world...
Amy: Okay then... The elevators are to the right. Enjoy your time at the mall!
I went and got a mani-pedi. What? That's selfish not calling my friends? Nah. I hang out with boys all day, it's nice to get a break... I do feel guilty about ditching Silver though. I know they aren't cat fans and I'm kinda her only friend on this trip. Oh well, I think I'm just going to cast that away and enjoy myself.
So I finished. My nails looked gorgeous and I went down to the foodcourt. tons of food! Including Taco Bell, Mcdonalds, Burger King, Subway and ect. Yum! I ate and threw away my trash. I decided to go blow time on my jet.
So I went into my jet (which by the way, looks small on the outside but it's huge on the inside) I opened the case of stuff I used on the "misson" Matt and I went on. I found my outfit, hair dye, wing dye, clothing and dagger. I wanted to put it on again, so I did.

As I looked at myself, I didn't see me anymore. This was the person who had killed someone. The thought sent a shiver down my spine.
I looked through the other stuff in the case. After I played with the lasers and cut a hole through the bathroom door I decided that it was probably time to leave because of how bored I was getting.
I stuck the keys in the engine and started up the puppy. The jet lifted up slightly, then made a rough jerk down. I looked out the window. Annie was signaling for me to come down.
I slid down the side of the jet and stood about a couple feet away from her.
Annie: Your not authorized to leave.
Me: Oh. Okay. Can I leave then?
Annie: No. Your the outlaw we've been looking for.
Me: Outlaw?
She threw a ninja star at my coat jacket, pinning me to the side of the jet.
Annie: ... Now that I think about it... I think it's better called a valuable asset that accidently killed one of our best decoy agents, who happened to be my friend.
Me: Decoy agent?
Annie: You don't know? We were trying to get you, your worth a little more than a couple thousand dollars to the other organizations..
Me: Well, I thought I would be priceless, but a couple thousand is better than nothin. And... Don't know what? There are other organizations?
Annie: what you don't know is that, the decoy agent was the replacement of the real Cinna, who is locked up in our un-escapable prison, where you'll be headed. There you will be organized into where you will go and you'll never miss your old life. And yes there are other organizations. Our organization is more powerful than Blaze or Mist combined. We are called-
Me: Dorks?
Annie: You ruined my moment.
Me: Glad to hear it.
Annie: We are called Thunder.
Me: sarcasm* Wow. Could you guys get anymore generic?* I mean, Mist, Blaze, then Thunder. The only difference between ordinary names is Water, Fire, and Lightning. These are the elements... Wait! Don't tell me, we're going to run into the Wind organization now.
Annie: Gee. It's not like I named them. Anyway, your coming with me. Let's go.
She reached over to grab me but I drew my safety pin from my jacket pocket and poked her. It distracted her for two seconds, leaving me enough time to pull out the ninja star and throw it at her foot. While she was in pain, I climbed up the jet and opened the case full of fun weapons. I grabbed a sword, paralyzing gum, grappling hook, arrows, a stun gun, communicator watch, and some rope. I shoved it all into an old backpack I hid in the closet.
I heard her climbing up the jet, I had no where else to hide so I stayed In the closet, neatly setting the bag aside as I climbed up to the ceiling.
Annie: You can't hide forever. Whether you like it or not, I will find you and carry out my orders. If it means that you have to come along with a few scars, gashes, or bruises, then so be it.
My heart beat faster.
Annie: Surrender now and I'll spare you from pain to come.
She neared the closet. I could tell through her shadow that she was carrying a stun gun. I saw the doorknob turn slowly, the moment was intense. She looked around, and then looked at my backpack. She was about to go through it, but I leapt on her and stuck my dagger in her shoulder. I grabbed the backpack with quick movements. I noticed that she locked the cockpit window. I would have to break through. Just then, while she was screaming, she pulled the dagger out of her shoulder and threw it through the window. It got stuck in the window, made cracks in every area, then it shattered. I pulled out my grappling hook and aimed for the mani-pedi sign. Annie ran at me. I shot the hook and zip lined across just as Annie barely touched my foot.
Out of fear of hitting the sign, I retracted the hook, which whacked me in the face, giving me an unsteady landing and roll across the ground.
Annie slid off the plane in pursuit of me.
Annie: For not being trained, your good. But you can't keep running all your life.
She ran over to me. I was trying to roll away. Shards of glass pierced me like thorns.
Annie: Your a failure. You'll never amount to anything. You may have done well for your lack of education and in the field, but you will never come out top and be as good as me. Never.
She kicked me. She kept kicking me over to the escalator. By now I had a ton of bruises on me and scratches from the glass. Somehow, my body kept wanting to keep going.
Annie: Escalaphobia huh? You should never go straight with telling someone your fear. How about you go faceforward down the escalator?
I was trying to distract her since I had a limited amount of time so I started to talk back as I reached into my pocket.
Me: Do you really want to damage a priceless product?
Annie: Well, I found my "priceless product" to be quite annoying. I wouldn't mind if I just bruised it a little bit.
Me: I mind.
I slowly slipped a peice of paralyzing gum in my mouth and chewed slowly.
Me: In fact, I don't think the receivers would want me damaged. Especially since it will look like you actually got into a fight with an untrained agent... Oh wait! Ha I forgot. You did!
Annie: Quiet. I don't want to hear your voice anymore.
She pushed me close to the escalator and positioned me. She stood right over my face.
Annie: See you at the bottom. Break a leg...
I spit my gum at her and she grabbed her face. In an instant, she couldn't move. I tried to get up. I couldn't even sit. I was bruised and had glass shards all over me. I turned my watch communicator on. Jake picked up in an instant.
Me: Jake. Get on the plane. We only have about 15 minutes.
Jake: Are you okay? We're all on the plane.
Me: Just peachy. I can't move so your going to have to jump out and get me. There's a dog here who wants to kidnap me so hurry please. I'm setting the coordinates from the watch.
So I programmed the coordinates.
Me: Hurry.
I hit the ground and sighed. I looked over at the agent. Her eyes stared at the ceiling. There was a strong moment of silence.
Annie: Maybe I was wrong. Maybe... you will become something. Something no one expected...
She slowly blinked her eyes, it seemed to be the only thing she could move.
Annie: You got me good. I didn't expect that to happen.
Me: Me neither.
Annie: Quick thinking.
Me: Thanks, I try. Where the heck do you get ninja stars from? If i have to train myself with weapons, then I want that to be one of them.
Annie: *smiles* I wanted them when I started. All those movies... I remember me and Hannah training together.. She chose them too, but regretted it when she broke the teacher's window. So she had to go with guns.
Me: Is Hannah the decoy agent?
Annie: Yes, she was.
Me: Before you assume that I killed her.. Let me tell you... We were wrestling over her gun. I wanted to throw it to the side, but as I got a grip on the gun, the trigger pulled.
Annie took a deep breath of air.
Annie: She never liked sharing her toys..
I laughed a little, the glass dug into my sides, making everything I did painfully difficult.
Me: Yeah....
I saw Jake fly into the tunnel.
Annie: it's too bad.
Me: What?
Annie: You may never meet your Aunt.
Me: whose my aunt?
Annie: Don't you know already? Cinna is your aunt.
Me: But that's Matt's aunt...
Annie: Matt is your brother
She hesitated.
Annie: Today will not go well for me.
Jake came out and stared at the two of us. He looked up.

Jake: is this a mini mall?