THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A POTATO.

[toothless,]

TODAY'S BIG FRIENDLY REMINDER TO NOT SPAM POTATOES. IT TASTES BAD!

Yes, and not just for today. When I started looking at the potato, I was a bit behind and it took me like 3 minutes to find every story post. I understand marking, but most of this spam was "You did a great job." and useless stuff. Post your comments in the fan club. Yes, the story is great, but imagine the whole Chicken Smoothie looked at that, it would take 10 minutes to find each story post. No offense to anyone.

(Ok, every time this is quoted, it is causing more pointless posts. Please only quote if you are replying to it like me.)

[Coolpaw5]

HEYOOOOOOOOO POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh that rhymes!

Anywho, me and my new bestest friends, Pixel,

were at McPawnolds, and I saw Lost, Sweetheart, and Castle. Of course no Michelle. She was probably in a shopping mall picking out lipstick that will match her eyes.
So I went over to their table and I put down my fries. Pixel, of course, followed me.
The minute Pixel's tail made contact with the seat, they all stood up and went on to another table.

I went over to their table and sat down again. Then Pixel came over, and they went to the old table.
This happened about 5 times.

Me: Ok, what the potato, why are you avoiding us?
Lost: Well, we're not avoiding you. We're avoiding her.
He pointed at Pixel.
Me: What? Why?
Castle: She's the reason I got trapped in the janitor closet, the reason Lost was shoved into a cabinet, and the reason that Sweetheart was stuck in a BATHROOM STALL!!!
Me: Why are you blaming her?
Castle: She's leading some stupid rebellion against the populars. It'll never work! The populars have ruled schools since the beginning of time! Outcasts can't win, all we can do is accept our place in life.
Me: We can do this! Soon, everyone will be equal and the populars won't boss us around!
Lost: ummm guys...
Castle: Look! She brainwashed you! I was thinking that Michelle had the right idea to join up with Sally. She escaped the horrid life of the Outcasts!
Sweetheart: Guyyss...
Me: YOU'RE ACTUALLY CONSIDERING JOINING UP WITH SALLY?!?!?!?!
Lost: Guys???
Sweetheart: Guys???
Me: WHAT?!?!?
Castle: WHAT?!?!?
Lost: The fries are getting cold.
Sweetheart: And the ice in the soda is melting.
Me: Oh. Well then. *opens chicken sandwich*
And we all just kinda sat there and ate. Including Pixel.
Then after we all started doing our homework and it was hard......

Me: Hey what did you get for number 2?
Castle: I got 5.
Sweetheart: I got 294.
Pixel: I got 52. <---- I changed it to pink since she is now my BFF.
Lost: Wait, what number are we on?
Me: Great.... You guys do know that we're doing Language Arts homework right?

Yeah and then we all left. :l

Me: Btw, Castle.
Castle: What? Are you finally gonna ditch that dreamer?
Me: Ermm... No...
Castle: What then?
Me: uhhh.... I'm actually the leader of the rebellion...
Castle: . . .
Me: . . .
Castle: . . .
Me: WELL! Better get going! *Grabs Pixel's paw* GRAB THE GOODS AND RUNNNNNNNNNNNN
Pixel: SMOKE BOMB! *throws down candy*

Well. That just happened.

So I went home and there was Maze. (Remember that I moved in with him)

Maze: Hey Cassie.
Me: Hey. Do you feel OK?
Maze: Yeah. I feel much better than that April Fool's dance.
Me: Maybe because you aren't completely under control by Sally?
Maze: Possibly... I think it's because I used a new kind of soap.
Me: .___. Of course.

So the next day at school we had another stinkin assembly. Boy, this principal just loves to hear himself talk.
Pixel: What do you think the assembly is going to be about?
Me: Probably the principal showing off his new dress that he bought from Sally.
Pixel: o.O
Me: Anywhoooo..... About the whole rebellion thing...
Pixel: So far, we're the only ones in it.
Me: We must do something! How do we spread word of the rebellion without Sally knowing about it?
Pixel: Hmmm.... Outcasts should do right?
Me: You saw how Castle and the others acted towards it.
Pixel: We can persuade them!
Me: What if Sally uses the mind control music?
Pixel: I made it so don't worry about that. i can just tell Sally there was some sort of bug since it didn't work on you and get it back.
Me: Ok. Anyway, I think we sho- WAIT. YOU MADE THAT!?!??!?!
Pixel: Yeah. Continue.
Me: All of my friends are so scary, it's terrifying.
Pixel: Really? How so?
Me: Well, Castle can take out 10-15 jocks, Michelle was a back-stabber, and you can make mind control music.
Pixel: Doesn't sound that that scary. Anyway, the Rebellion?
Me: Oh right! Well-\
Principal: STUUUUUUUUUDDDENTSSSSSSSSS!!!! SHADDUPPPPPP!!!!!! IT'S TIME FOR THE ASSEMBLY!!!!!!
So we all just sat down, you know, i think i should use a different pen when like narrating. Hmm...
Orange? Meh.
Yellow? Way toooo bright.
Purple? Ooohhh okie dokie!
The principal was wearing a black cloak. I wonder why... ODDLY SUSPICIOUS WATSON!

Principal: Hello students.
Whoaaaaaaa HE SOUNDED NORMAL FOR ONCE!!!!!!! WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN!?!??!?!
Principal: Sally has been generous enough to lend me her dress, which I am now wearing. *pulls off cloak* *Struts*
AANNNNNNNDDDD This school just returned back to normal.
Principal: Now here is the angel herself! MIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS SALLLYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sally: *laughs* Oh John! I told you, I don't need the formal welcome! Oh and, by the way, that dress really brings out your eyes!
Me: I'm gonna barf again.
Pixel: Cassandra! This is the perfect time for the rebellion!!!
Me: ???
Pixel: Watch! *Grabs smoke bomb candy*
Me: Ummmmm Pixel? What are we doing?
Pixel: SMOKE BOMB! *Throws on ground*
The entire room is filled with that green poofy smoke.
Pixel: GO FOR THE STAGE! *grabs paw*
I follow her blindly. I'm getting some major deja vu here. I wonder why.
By the time the smoke clears, we're on the stage, Sally staring daggers at us.

Principal: Whoa. What are you students doing up here?
Pixel: We're here to start THE REBELLION!
Sally: What rebellion?
Me: The one we're gonna start!
Pixel: Anyone who wants in at the rebellion, meet us at lunch! Details will be given! Just know, that once we're done, this whole school will blame... SALLY!
Me: Ermm... Pixel. I thought we were gonna be not revealing this...
Sally: Blame me? Anyone who goes there, will be instantly destroyed! I'm pretty sure they're all gonna just blame Pixel. *Smirks*
Prinipal: Ladies, we actually have a assembly so if you wouldn't mind...
Pixel: JUST MEET US AT LUNCH IF YOU WANT THE POPULARS TO END THEIR REIGN!
Me: SMOKE BOMB! *Throws down candy*
Then Sally texted some of the jocks to search for us. Luckily we ran away before they could find us.
We ran back to the school bomb shelter. It's so cozy there. Except for the fact that, you know, was made for bombs, but still.
Me: Pixel! What did you do that for?! Now Sally will know about the rebellion!
Pixel: That's the plan! It was the only way to get word out.
Me: Yeah, because making a music disc with an image of the rebellion and us inviting them is too mainstream.
Pixel: Yeah. it is. Anywho! We're gonna need some weapons!
Me: Weapons?! Why??!?!??!
Pixel: That's what rebels do right? They fight the government?
Me: When you said rebellion, I thought it meant keeping Sally off of our backs, not completely eliminating her!
Pixel: Listen. Eliminating her is the only way we can keep her off her backs. And even if we do get her to stop bugging us, she's just gonna move to another target. Now come on. Stop being such a puppy and kill Sally already!
Me: Can't we just make her move schools?
Pixel: She's the principal's and teacher's favorite student. They're never gonna let her go.
Me: HEY! That could be the way to rebel! Let's sabotage everything she does! Like her projects, the dances she plans, everything!
Pixel: Right, and where are gonna plan?
Me: Here! This could be our secret HQ!
Pixel: And if the enemy, should, I don't know, choose to spy through these walls. *throws knife at wall*
Girl outside: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK *runs away*
Me: O.O How did you know that?!?!?!
Pixel: *shrugs* Let's just say this isn't the first rebellion I've been in.
Me: YOU'VE MURDERED SOMEDOGGY BEFORE?!?!?!
Pixel: It was for the sake of the rebellion. Anyway! This is still not a safe place to talk.
Me: So you know a place?
Pixel: What kind of rebellion leader would I be if i didn't?
Me: Technically, I'm the rebellion leader.
Pixel: Ok, OK, Come on. *pulls out book from bookcase* OK, repeat after me.
Me: OK.
Pixel: Here we join,
Me: Here we join,
Pixel: In harmony,
Me: in harmony,
Pixel: I hold my paws,
Me: i hold my paws,
Pixel: In out to thee,
Me: In out to thee,
Pixel: Join our battle,
Me: Join our battle,
Pixel: Join the war,
Me: Join the war,
Pixel: Here hold wings, so we shall SOAR!
Me: Here hold wings, so we shall SOAR!
Then the bookcase creaks and swings inward.
Me: WHOAAAA How did that work!?
Pixel: A magician never tells her secrets.

I'll write more later potatooo!!! I'm gonna tell you what happens at lunch. If anybody bothers to show up....

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[Moonyflower]

Love this

[Coolpaw5]

POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAI AGAINNNNNN

So, after the secret door book case thingy-ma-bobby opened, we walked inside, and it was like a war-planning room. o.o
Nothing like the plush, comfortable outside. Inside was all gray, with metal chairs. There were maps of the school on the walls and pictures of our main enemies. It was down to the last detail on how to destroy our enemies.... O.o


Me: O.O Pixel?! How long were you planning this rebellion?!?!
Pixel: Yeah, yeah, sorry. I only started yesterday, so it's pretty rubbish. But it got the main details!
Me: O.O This is really scary Pixel. Are we seriously going to try to kill Sally???
Pixel: Maybe not kill. Maybe murder. You know? But I'm sure we're only gonna be on Pawlice Most Wanted for a few weeks at most.
Me: . . . How many times have you been on Pawlice Most Wanted?
Pixel: I got bored when I hit the triple-digits. Anyway! Lunch is in five minutes, and I can assume we're gonna have at least a couple of dogs. So, what's the battle plan?
Me: Well, maybe we cou-
RINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG LUNCHHH TIMEEEEEE

So me and Pixel were walking down when this girl joined us.

What was her name? umm... Oh yeah it's MAGIC!

Magic: Hey fellow outcast!
Me: Sup!
Pixel: Hello! What's your name?
Pixel can change her personality so quickly... o.O
Magic: I'm Magic!
Pixel: Wanna eat lunch with us?
Magic: Sure!
Pixel: *Pulls me closer* We got one down.
Me: She doesn't even know what we're planning to do!

So lunch was cardboard with red paint on it. Also known as 'pizza'. For outcasts.
The higher your "title" is, the better lunch you get. In each "title" (Outcast, Emo, Populars, Nerds) There are sub-titles. So under Populars, is like separate groups, like jocks and- you know what, I'll show you a full thingy-ma-bobby.

Populars:
The Queen Bee
Her crew
Rich, sassy girls
Jocks
Cheerleaders
Mean backstabbers

Nerds:
Smart typical nerd
Geeks
Gamers
Anyone with glasses...

Emo:
Dark spooky guys
Potential killers
Misunderstood guys :l {Not too many of those here...}

Outcasts:
Animals who Sally hates
Undercover spies {Pixel idea -__-}

So that's all of the main titles, and sub-titles. I think. There may be more, but I think that covers it. So what title and sub-title you have, determines EVERYTHING about your life in High School. Like, us Outcasts get cardboard that is "pizza", the Populars get a 3 course meal with steak.
Guess what's our school's motto?
Fairness is Everything!
Anyway, we grabbed our lunch and sat down at our table. Another thing that outcasts have. We get a wood table that will break in half if you put your lunch on it, while the Populars get a Marble table that is reinforced with Steel.
Yup! Gotta live up to the School's name!

Already at our table, there were like, what? 1, 2, 3, 4, ANIMALS!!!!!!! WHOO

Me: Hai! It was... Gold? Right?
Gold?: CHOCOLATEEEEEEEE
Me: So.... Gold?
Silver: Silver is the name! CHOCOLATEEEE!!!
Me: Right....


Me: Whoa! I thought you had to leave school?
???: Just for a bit. I was getting my wings, and something went wrong, so I had to not go school for a couple of weeks.
Me: Ahh.
???: You forgot my name right? -__-
Me: YUP! So what is your name?
Kieryn: My name is Kieryn... -_____-


Nikki: I'm ready to go!

Feriselle: Me too!
Me: Wait, aren't you guys in another group?

So that made a total of 4 animals, including Magic!
Me: Welcome everybody! We are glad that you decided to join the rebellion!
Nikki: Who is 'we'?
Me: Me and Pixe- Where did she go?
She literally completely disappeared. She didn't even use a smoke bomb candy!
SMOKE BOMB!
AND here she is!

My shock, was what Pixel was holding. That's right.

Pixel: Hey guys! Welcome to the rebellion!
Everybody:
Me: I thought we agreed we wouldn't try to KILL Sally!
Pixel: This isn't for killing Sally. This is merely for killing her clones. Duh!
Everybody:
Pixel: *opens bag* Here, you can choose what you want!
This was what was in her bag: yes i took a picture of everything.


HOW THE POTATO DID SHE FIT ALL THAT INTO HER TINY SCHOOL BAG?!!??!
Silver: OOOOOOOH SHINYYYYYYYY But, i got explosive eggs, so I don't need that! *holds basket of explosive eggs*
Pixel: Excellent, how much do you have?
Silver: I can get more by eating chocolate!
Pixel: Wait, you....... Poop those out?
Silver: No silly! I eat chocolate, and a goose comes and gives me an egg!
Pixel: I don't get how that works... But I'll take your word for it.

Kieryn: Wow. Are we seriously going to be fighting them? And KILLING them?!?!
Pixel: Not killing, at least knocking them out. So take your pick!
Kieryn: Erm.... I'll take the Lamb Scythe. {The white one, second-to-last}
Pixel: It's cute, isn't it?
Kieryn: Yeah, especially since I'm going to BE KILLING ANIMALS WITH IT.

Feriselle: OOOOHHHH I'll take the Dragon Scythe! {The black one, last one}.
Pixel: Are you sure? It may be-
Feriselle: DON'T UNDERESTIMATE ME.
Pixel: OK, Ok.... Sheesh!

Nikki: Can i have this one? *Points at first sword*
Pixel: Sure! Have a swing at it!
Nikki: *swings a couple of times* Wow, this is kinda heavy! *swings one more time* *Accidentally lets go*
Annnnd it crashes into a window. She's gonna be great at killing animals.

Me: I guess I'll have this-
Pixel: No, no, no, no. You get a special weapon!
She digs into her bag and finally her face lights up.
Pixel: Here it is!

Me: Whoa. Why are you giving this to me?
Pixel: Well, you have wind powers, so even if your aim is off, you can use the wind to put it on course. it's like launching following missiles! Plus, you can make the arrow go much quicker! And you can fly, so you can shoot from the air!
Me: You already thought this through?
Pixel: Of course! Now everyone, keep good care of your weapons. Try to hide them from any teachers or anybody like that. If you are caught with the weapons, say that the eagle is calling.
Me: Why the eagle is calling?
Pixel: In every one of these weapons, lie a music disc that has a trigger. When you say, ' the eagle is calling,' it will wipe the memory of the weapons from the animal/animals in front of you. It can only be in front of you, OK?
Everyone: *nods head*
Pixel: Good. Now eat your... Pizza.....
Me: Wait, where the heck am I supposed to fit this?
Pixel: It can fit in your bag, right?
Me: I guess... But there's no room for anything else!
Pixel: Press that button.
I pushed a little button on the bow and it instantly folded up. The string came off and was rolled up neatly beside it.
Me: Wow.
Pixel: It's the same thing with all the other weapons.
Me: Soooooo when are gonna do a rebellion? Like, what ARE we going to do?
Pixel: It's not safe to discuss here. Let's wait until we get to. The place.
Me: *nods head*
Other people:

So after lunch, we had Home Ed. Like cooking stuff. I was partnered up with Maze! EEKKKK
Me: Hey Maze!
Maze: Hai. *Stares at ears*
Me: . . . UMMMMM
Maze: Sorry. I just noticed that you don't have earrings.
Me: Yeah. I'm kind of against the idea of putting holes in my ears and then filling them up with metal.
Maze: That's a.... interesting way of putting it.
Me: So what should we make?
Maze: How about cupcakes?
Me: OOH! Sure!
So we were baking cupcakes. Maze over measured something and the whole oven caught on fire. I didn't do much better because when mine came out, they were all liquidy, like a soup...
Maze: I guess both of us are bad at cooking.
Me: Yeah. Hey Maze?
Maze: Yes?
Me: Are you going to join the rebellion?
Maze: Sure why not?
Me: Really? You don't care that you're in populars?
Maze: Course not. And I even have my own weapon!

Me:
Maze: What? Don't you bring your weapons to school in the case there may be a war?
Me: Nice........

Well potato. This has become what will become a war. If you don't hear from me again, I'll probably be dead or Sally's clone.

BAI POTATOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[ivory.]

I'm so tempted to go through a report every pointless post in this thread Suggestion: coolpaw could start a new thread which is strictly no posting + the spam gets reported? ^-^

[Coolpaw5]

HEY POTATOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So today we went into the secret room and were planning what to do.
Me: Hmmmm Why don't we just-
RINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WE HAVE AN ASSEMBLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: ARGH STUPID BELL!

So we all walked down to the Cafeteria.

Me: La la la Potato lalala

Michelle: OMIGOSH look at that barfiriffic coat you're wearing!<-- Changed to Brown since she turned to the dark side.
Me: Really? Who did your hair?
Michelle: *le-flips hair* Fran-sois! He is like, the only one who can TOUCH this beauty of hair!
Me: Yeah, it looks like he used a mop for extensions.
Michelle: You are like, the most annoying thing I have ever, like, met.
Me: I know how it feels.
Michelle: OMIGOSH. I don't know if that's supposed to hurt my feelings, but like, what to the ever. I am like going shopping to the mall with like, my BFF after like, school.
Me: Why? So you can buy a brain?
Michelle: OH! OFFENSE TAKEN!
Me: That's the point of an insult... -__-
Michelle: Well, it won't like, matter much when we completely kill you.
Me: Wait, what?
Michelle: HUMAN FORM! *Turns into human*
Me: Wait, it's not midnight. How are you doing that?!?!?
Michelle: Well. Like, I don't really know. Sally told me to do this thingy, and like, this thingy, and then I can do this.
Me: You look different....

Michelle: Prepare to die.
Me: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Pixel: Whoa, Cassandra, where are you going?
Me: THERE'S A CRAZY GIRL WHO'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Pixel: What? Whoa, I think you're the crazy girl...
Me: NO!!! IT'S MICHELLE, EXCEPT SHE'S IN HUMAN MODE EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT MIDNIGHT!!!!!
Pixel: CALM DOWN! Michelle isn't anywhere near us. I can't sense her presence.
Me: NO SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND US- Wait, you can sense a dog's presence?
Pixel: Duh. Can't you?
Me: o.o

So for the assembly the principal was STILL wearing his "Sally" dress. I don't think he even washed it.
Principal: Now students. I bet you're all wondering what you're doing here. Well, we have some exciting news!
Me: Who's 'we'?
Principal: Me and SALLY! OF COURSE!
Sally: *comes strutting down stage* Yes! We both have some exciting news!
Me: And that is....
Sally: For those REALLY impatient and annoying, we are going to do something SPECIAL!
Me: WHAT IS IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
Sally: Fine! Ruining the fun.. We are going to do a Battle Royale!
Me: o.o wat?
Sally: Students will be in groups of 6 to represent their class. Those 6 will go against another class in a fight. The winners don't have homework for a week, and the losers have double the amount!
OH. MY. POTATOES. SHE TOTALLY JUST WANTS TO FIGHT MEEEEE!!! But phew! We're in the same class.
Sally: Oh and bt-dubs, each class will break into groups of 6 and fight amongst each other to see who will represent the class.
Wow. Seriously?
Sally: The teachers will tell you more! Ta Ta Darlings! *blows kisses*
So we were kinda derping back to class and the teacher was all like
Teacher: SHADDUP. WE HAVE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THIS BATTLE ROYALE.

Me: Hey Pixel. This is almost exactly like a book I read...
Pixel: *shrugs* Who knows? Maybe it is.
Teacher: STUUUUUDDDEEENNTTSSSS SHADDDDUPPPP
Me: Eesh...
Teacher: OK. For the battle royale, anything goes. We will stop the Royale if somebody gets injured greatly, or on the verge of dying. You must bring your own weapon if you want to use it. Curses are allowed and encouraged. I hope you all stay safe and DON'T DIE. That will be all.
Me: O.O Wat?
Teacher: Split into groups of 6 and go to the back of the classroom!
So my group was me (obviously), Pixel, Castle, Lost, and Sweetheart. We needed one more person. But whoooo????
???: Can I join your group?

Me: Sure!

So guess who had to go first?!?!?! Yeah. Us. And guess who we're up against?!?!? Here's a hint: VERY CLICHE.....
The Sally Followers..
I made a banner!!!

Yup. Those are all the populars, versus the outcasts. This isn't gonna end well.

Me: Who are thosec 3 in the back?
Pixel: Well, the top one,

is an assassin. Her name is Miranda, she is a popular one too so yeah. She uses dark magic and shadows. The second is,

named, Elsa. She has ice magic and is another popular one since she has that award winning movie.
Me: o.o
Pixel: And the last one is named,

Amelia. She can turn into any stage of the butterfly. But huge version.
Any questions?
Me: So, we're dealing with an assassin, an ice mage, a giant butterfly, a dog who can change sizes AND see/hear through walls, a dog who can change into human at will, and... what's Chance's powers?
Pixel: Oh. He can turn into a bat at will.
Me: Right. Bat Dog. So all that against, a wind wielder, a dog who can make mind-control CDs, a dog who can turn into a hedgehog OUT OF HER WILL, a fire wielder, and.... others.
Pixel: I don't know their powers. Let's go find out.
Me: Hey Castle. Do you have powers?
Castle: Yes. Yes I do. *walks away*
Me: Can I know what powers you have?
Castle: Ummm... no. *walks away even faster*
Me: .__.

Meanwhile...

Pixel: Hey Sweetheart. Do you have powers, and if so, what are they?
Sweetheart: Yeah I have powers! I can make love potions.
Pixel: Really?
Sweetheart: Yup! Wanna taste one?
Pixel: Ermmmm How about no?

Later...

Me: Hey Lost.
Lost: Derp. Yeah?
Do you have powers and what are they?
Lost: I can sit down.
Me: -______-
Lost: Watch! *sits down*
When he sat down, there was a black hole...
Me: WHAT THE POTATOESSSSSS
Lost: yeah... That happens sometimes. If you go in, you go into another world.
Me: *scoots away*

Maze: Hey Cass!
Me: Oh hey Maze!
Maze: The Battle Royale is scary stuff.
Me: Yeah, considering Sally has all of her teammates ready to kill.
Maze: I bet their in Stage 3 by now.
Me: Stage 3?
Maze: Yeah, it goes for all curses.
Me: What is it?
Maze: Hmm... It's a bit hard to explain..
Me: Oh that's alrigh-
Maze: BUT I CAN DRAW IT! Be right back!
Me: e.e

57 seconds later...

Maze: OK! So, *scribbles on paper*

Stage 1 is when a dog is just a regular dog. No powers, no nothing.
*scribbles some more*

Stage 2 is when a dog gets a full makeover. Once they get reborn, they have wings, and also the possibility of getting curses.
Me: Oh... Like when you cursed me, I got power-crazy and went into stage 2?
Maze: yeah. *scribble scribble*

Stage 3 is when the dog becomes ENTIRELY DIFFERENT. Like everything. They look one-of-a-kind, and their powers are at the max. They can change back to Stage 2 after the whole transition.
Me: wow. So right now I'm stage 2?
Maze: Yup! And I'm Stage 3.
Me: Really!?!?
Maze: Yeah.
Me: I WANNA SEE!!!
Maze: Fine. *clears throat* FIRE FRENZY!!!
Then, fire out of nowhere engulfed him and turned him into...

Me:
Maze: Yeah. It's pretty scary....
Me: WHOOAAAA HOW DO YOU BECOME STAGE 3?!?!?!
Maze: Well. You become it when you go through extreme hatred, like I have, or through extreme love.
Me: Hatred? What happened?
Maze: *shrugs* Meh. Thing of the past. Anywho, how are you going to turn into Stage 3?
Me: I don't know...
Maze: Btw, if you turn into Stage 3, you go power-crazy. Like when you go into Stage 2, but more powerful. Probably gonna destroy the city, maybe the state.
Me: Wat??? O.O
Maze: Meh. Been there, done that.
Me: O.O
Maze: So, I'm guessing you don't wanna do that, so it has to be from extreme love.
Me: Love???
Maze: It'll be fine. Close your eyes.
So I closed my eyes, and Maze came down and KISSED ME!!!!!!!!! ON THE CHEEK!!!

When i opened my eyes, Maze was blushing and there was a strong wind.
Me: What the-
The wind became a tornado and completely surrounded me. It was so scary, but it was so thrilling and relaxing at the same time. I closed my eyes, and waited until the wind stopped.
Me: Whoa... What happened???
Maze: You should ask, "what do I look like?"
Me: WHAT?!!?? WHY?!?!? Do I look bad!?!??
Maze: No, you look great. Here.
He handed me a mirror, and this is what I look like... o.o


Me: OH MY POTATOES.



I kinda like how I look... LOOK AT MY TAIL.
LOOK AT ITTT!!!


Well potatoes. I'll tell you about the Battle Royale tomorrow.

IF I DON'T DIE FIRST.

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[ChocoCheetah]

POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAI AGAINNNNNN

So, after the secret door book case thingy-ma-bobby opened, we walked inside, and it was like a war-planning room. o.o
Nothing like the plush, comfortable outside. Inside was all gray, with metal chairs. There were maps of the school on the walls and pictures of our main enemies. It was down to the last detail on how to destroy our enemies.... O.o


Me: O.O Pixel?! How long were you planning this rebellion?!?!
Pixel: Yeah, yeah, sorry. I only started yesterday, so it's pretty rubbish. But it got the main details!
Me: O.O This is really scary Pixel. Are we seriously going to try to kill Sally???
Pixel: Maybe not kill. Maybe murder. You know? But I'm sure we're only gonna be on Pawlice Most Wanted for a few weeks at most.
Me: . . . How many times have you been on Pawlice Most Wanted?
Pixel: I got bored when I hit the triple-digits. Anyway! Lunch is in five minutes, and I can assume we're gonna have at least a couple of dogs. So, what's the battle plan?
Me: Well, maybe we cou-
RINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG LUNCHHH TIMEEEEEE

So me and Pixel were walking down when this girl joined us.

What was her name? umm... Oh yeah it's MAGIC!

Magic: Hey fellow outcast!
Me: Sup!
Pixel: Hello! What's your name?
Pixel can change her personality so quickly... o.O
Magic: I'm Magic!
Pixel: Wanna eat lunch with us?
Magic: Sure!
Pixel: *Pulls me closer* We got one down.
Me: She doesn't even know what we're planning to do!

So lunch was cardboard with red paint on it. Also known as 'pizza'. For outcasts.
The higher your "title" is, the better lunch you get. In each "title" (Outcast, Emo, Populars, Nerds) There are sub-titles. So under Populars, is like separate groups, like jocks and- you know what, I'll show you a full thingy-ma-bobby.

Populars:
The Queen Bee
Her crew
Rich, sassy girls
Jocks
Cheerleaders
Mean backstabbers

Nerds:
Smart typical nerd
Geeks
Gamers
Anyone with glasses...

Emo:
Dark spooky guys
Potential killers
Misunderstood guys :l {Not too many of those here...}

Outcasts:
Animals who Sally hates
Undercover spies {Pixel idea -__-}

So that's all of the main titles, and sub-titles. I think. There may be more, but I think that covers it. So what title and sub-title you have, determines EVERYTHING about your life in High School. Like, us Outcasts get cardboard that is "pizza", the Populars get a 3 course meal with steak.
Guess what's our school's motto?
Fairness is Everything!
Anyway, we grabbed our lunch and sat down at our table. Another thing that outcasts have. We get a wood table that will break in half if you put your lunch on it, while the Populars get a Marble table that is reinforced with Steel.
Yup! Gotta live up to the School's name!

Already at our table, there were like, what? 1, 2, 3, 4, ANIMALS!!!!!!! WHOO

Me: Hai! It was... Gold? Right?
Gold?: CHOCOLATEEEEEEEE
Me: So.... Gold?
Silver: Silver is the name! CHOCOLATEEEE!!!
Me: Right....


Me: Whoa! I thought you had to leave school?
???: Just for a bit. I was getting my wings, and something went wrong, so I had to not go school for a couple of weeks.
Me: Ahh.
???: You forgot my name right? -__-
Me: YUP! So what is your name?
Kieryn: My name is Kieryn... -_____-


Nikki: I'm ready to go!

Feriselle: Me too!
Me: Wait, aren't you guys in another group?

So that made a total of 4 animals, including Magic!
Me: Welcome everybody! We are glad that you decided to join the rebellion!
Nikki: Who is 'we'?
Me: Me and Pixe- Where did she go?
She literally completely disappeared. She didn't even use a smoke bomb candy!
SMOKE BOMB!
AND here she is!

My shock, was what Pixel was holding. That's right.

Pixel: Hey guys! Welcome to the rebellion!
Everybody:
Me: I thought we agreed we wouldn't try to KILL Sally!
Pixel: This isn't for killing Sally. This is merely for killing her clones. Duh!
Everybody:
Pixel: *opens bag* Here, you can choose what you want!
This was what was in her bag: yes i took a picture of everything.


HOW THE POTATO DID SHE FIT ALL THAT INTO HER TINY SCHOOL BAG?!!??!
Silver: OOOOOOOH SHINYYYYYYYY But, i got explosive eggs, so I don't need that! *holds basket of explosive eggs*
Pixel: Excellent, how much do you have?
Silver: I can get more by eating chocolate!
Pixel: Wait, you....... Poop those out?
Silver: No silly! I eat chocolate, and a goose comes and gives me an egg!
Pixel: I don't get how that works... But I'll take your word for it.

Kieryn: Wow. Are we seriously going to be fighting them? And KILLING them?!?!
Pixel: Not killing, at least knocking them out. So take your pick!
Kieryn: Erm.... I'll take the Lamb Scythe. {The white one, second-to-last}
Pixel: It's cute, isn't it?
Kieryn: Yeah, especially since I'm going to BE KILLING ANIMALS WITH IT.

Feriselle: OOOOHHHH I'll take the Dragon Scythe! {The black one, last one}.
Pixel: Are you sure? It may be-
Feriselle: DON'T UNDERESTIMATE ME.
Pixel: OK, Ok.... Sheesh!

Nikki: Can i have this one? *Points at first sword*
Pixel: Sure! Have a swing at it!
Nikki: *swings a couple of times* Wow, this is kinda heavy! *swings one more time* *Accidentally lets go*
Annnnd it crashes into a window. She's gonna be great at killing animals.

Me: I guess I'll have this-
Pixel: No, no, no, no. You get a special weapon!
She digs into her bag and finally her face lights up.
Pixel: Here it is!

Me: Whoa. Why are you giving this to me?
Pixel: Well, you have wind powers, so even if your aim is off, you can use the wind to put it on course. it's like launching following missiles! Plus, you can make the arrow go much quicker! And you can fly, so you can shoot from the air!
Me: You already thought this through?
Pixel: Of course! Now everyone, keep good care of your weapons. Try to hide them from any teachers or anybody like that. If you are caught with the weapons, say that the eagle is calling.
Me: Why the eagle is calling?
Pixel: In every one of these weapons, lie a music disc that has a trigger. When you say, ' the eagle is calling,' it will wipe the memory of the weapons from the animal/animals in front of you. It can only be in front of you, OK?
Everyone: *nods head*
Pixel: Good. Now eat your... Pizza.....
Me: Wait, where the heck am I supposed to fit this?
Pixel: It can fit in your bag, right?
Me: I guess... But there's no room for anything else!
Pixel: Press that button.
I pushed a little button on the bow and it instantly folded up. The string came off and was rolled up neatly beside it.
Me: Wow.
Pixel: It's the same thing with all the other weapons.
Me: Soooooo when are gonna do a rebellion? Like, what ARE we going to do?
Pixel: It's not safe to discuss here. Let's wait until we get to. The place.
Me: *nods head*
Other people:

So after lunch, we had Home Ed. Like cooking stuff. I was partnered up with Maze! EEKKKK
Me: Hey Maze!
Maze: Hai. *Stares at ears*
Me: . . . UMMMMM
Maze: Sorry. I just noticed that you don't have earrings.
Me: Yeah. I'm kind of against the idea of putting holes in my ears and then filling them up with metal.
Maze: That's a.... interesting way of putting it.
Me: So what should we make?
Maze: How about cupcakes?
Me: OOH! Sure!
So we were baking cupcakes. Maze over measured something and the whole oven caught on fire. I didn't do much better because when mine came out, they were all liquidy, like a soup...
Maze: I guess both of us are bad at cooking.
Me: Yeah. Hey Maze?
Maze: Yes?
Me: Are you going to join the rebellion?
Maze: Sure why not?
Me: Really? You don't care that you're in populars?
Maze: Course not. And I even have my own weapon!

Me:
Maze: What? Don't you bring your weapons to school in the case there may be a war?
Me: Nice........

Well potato. This has become what will become a war. If you don't hear from me again, I'll probably be dead or Sally's clone.

BAI POTATOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Just to know I was at this part for a day I kept on reading! It's funny and cool.

[clrdly]

I am just going to mark this

[Phagocytosis]

Name: Aidid (male)
Looks:
Personality: Quiet but handsome. The guy who loves sports and loves to run. Extremely charming.
Group wanted to be in (will try to give choice, but may go into another group) : Anything
Extra-curricular activities: Sports, gaming club
Other: Nothing. Oh and if you're not accepting any, that's fine lol XD.

[Coolpaw5]

Sorry, I'm not accepting.
But cool pet!