Ridiculously Wrong Answers To Harry Potter Questions v.3

My gallery · by **Wings of Despair** » Sun Apr 20, 2014 5:44 am

Because he wanted to eat a curtain.

How did Dumbledore die?

My gallery · by **loverofdogs** » Sun Apr 20, 2014 5:44 am

he ate too much ice cream

Why was harry potter famous in the wizard world?

My gallery · by **WilloweWolf** » Sun Apr 20, 2014 5:45 am

Because he bit Marty's butt.
Why did Harry loose his glasses?

My gallery · by **cats12378** » Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:15 am

Because a pegasus ate a pineapple in front of him.Harry does not like pineapples.

Whats Lupins secret?

My gallery · by **WilloweWolf** » Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:16 am

He's in love with a rock.
Why did Lily marry James?

My gallery · by **Froststream** » Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:18 am

Because a certain rat made them.
Why did Dumbledore like Harry?

My gallery · by **WilloweWolf** » Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:21 am

Harry had a big stick.
What were Snape's last words?

My gallery · by **cats12378** » Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:28 am

"Turn to page 364 and eat a banana"

What is azkaban?

My gallery · by **Froststream** » Sun Apr 20, 2014 7:03 am

A spell that summons a kiwi.
Why did Harry leave Hogwarts?

My gallery · by **sutekh** » Sun Apr 20, 2014 7:09 am

Because Desmond the Moon Bear commanded him.
(How did I get here?)

Where is Hogsmeade?