THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT'S A Man-Journal?!

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THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT'S A Man-Journal?!

Postby Coolpaw5 » Sat Apr 19, 2014 9:26 pm

If you feel offended, than just click the back button or close this tab. Don't read, if it bothers you! :)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Wait, i think this is under-stated.
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So what were those screams of terror you may ask. Well, they are the idea of GETTING A STINKIN DIARY.

NO, I DID NOT WANT A DIARY. I CAN THANK MY TEACHER FOR THAT.

Me: Lalalala
Teacher: Hello student!
Me: Hello?
Teacher: You look like you have some feelings that you keep within you, and you can't seem to let it out. Here's a diary to express those feelings so you can live to be a helpful citizen in the economy!
Me: o.O

So yeah. I am never going to call this a diary. That would pretty much ruin me.
Because guys aren't supposed to have diaries. Or 'express their feelings'.
That's more of a girl thing if you ask me. Well I'm stuck writing in this because my teacher has her head stuck over me reading every word I write down.

Fantastic. I am just gonna DIE. UGHHHHHH

Well, I may be forced out of my will to write this diary, but I will not be calling it a diary. This will be my.......

Man-Journal? Yeah. Sure. Sounds.... Manly?

OK! BY THIS DAY FORWARD, YOU WILL RID YOURSELF OF THE 'DIARY' NAME AND BE CALLED...

MAN-JOURNAL!!!!!!!
*Throws confetti*

Oh? What's my name? Ermmm.... It's a pretty stupid name if you ask me. *Sigh* OK.
My name is Maze.

What?! Now you wanna see what I look like???? Fine.

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TEACHERRRRRRRRRRRR STOP READING THIS MAN-JOURNAL!!!!!!!!!!!

Teacher: I'm sorry, but this Diary seems to be a bit not school-appropriate. Please tear out this page and start over.

My teacher is a robot. A robot with no cares whatsoever to how her student's lives can be changed just by receiving a book.

Teacher: Please start over.
UGH FINE!!!!!!!!1

*flips to next page*

OK! HAPPY!?!??!

Teacher: Thank you for your cooperation.
This is going to be the death of me. Why didn't she give anyone else a diary man-journal!??!

UNFAIRNESSSS

BYE MAN-JOURNAL.

MY LIFE WILL PROBABLY BE OVER SO DON'T EXPECT ANOTHER POST.


Maze is a BIT more of a diva than Cassandra describes him to be.

I don't know if this is going to be very frequent, but tell me if you like it or not! :D
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT'S A Man-Journal?!

Postby doubledare » Sat Apr 19, 2014 10:04 pm

I like this you should make one about sally too
hey!

i'm doubledare, and im only just starting to become active here again. please be patient with me.

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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT'S A Man-Journal?!

Postby MTT-Brand Cute Juice » Sun Apr 20, 2014 12:29 am

warriorcats9 wrote:I like this you should make one about sally too


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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT'S A Man-Journal?!

Postby ~Avy~ » Sun Apr 20, 2014 8:35 am

Love it!!!!
Hi there, you can call me Avy! Literally just here to vibe.
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT'S A Man-Journal?!

Postby ailurophile. » Sun Apr 20, 2014 7:38 pm

It's a funny entry.
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