Ridiculously Wrong Answers To Harry Potter Questions v.3

[rybka]

From playing with his pidgeon.

What was Voldemort's goal?

[sutekh]

To get a Spiderman toy at McDonalds, but they gave him Green Goblin so he got mad and became evil.



What is the Chinese Fireball's weakness?

[15Icey]

Fluffy kittens.

Why are there dragons in Harry potter?

[Archaic_GreenEye]

Because they were cheaper to imagine than other magical creatures.

Why does Harry even need glasses. Can they not do laser surgery at a minimum? HE'S RICH!

[sutekh]

Because he's secretly an elephant and his glasses are what allows him to look human



Who is Dumbledore's mom

[KineticWaffles]

YO MAMMA!
Why is Hedwig so awesome? :3

[sutekh]

Because she drinks sweet tea



Why does Draco make fun of Mudbloods?

[rybka]

Because they are spicy.

What was written on the grave of Harry's father?

[Nyan Cat]

"Unicorns", in script

what color is harry potters hair?

[sutekh]

Chicken tenders.



Who is Peter Pettigrew..?