[SerenWish]

Welcome ladies and gent (looking at you Matt)!

Greet this fuzzy little fellow! This guy hails from South America, where his wool is often made into warm sweaters, scarfs, and hats.

I will admit, it took a lot of negotiation and working with teresa to agree, but I managed to persuade her!

Cottonwood's first even-toed ungulate, yes, welcome our new Alpaca friend! :D

To win him, I won't demand much, but you need to mark your form within ONE DAY. Forms taken after I post that no more reserves are allowed, will NOT BE COUNTED. However, you will have an extra day to complete your forms. :3

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You may add extras, but you have to do it in the time allowed. :3 Anything goes as extras. <3 Show me!

[ImmyWimmy1]

Decided not to enter and let someone else have this gorgeous fella- still eyeing up le Mongolian horsey!

[flight;;]

Reserve. c:

[cooper.]

Owner: cooper.
Name: Furry Schmurdur [ Schmur ]
Funniest Alpaca Picture:

Joke (Must Be Appropriate):


And for a word joke, more like a practical joke:
One day, I got onto a crowded elevator, turned around to face those on the elevator and said, "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today." And then I got off on the next floor.
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it's so cute I decided to name it furry schmurdur 'cause it's killing me with it furry cuteness.

guardians:
Tiptoe: is the one who protects and watches over Schmur. Schmur is often rejecting of her protectiveness in public but often accepts it no matter how much he may act like he rejects it. Schmur is appreciative of her care and loves her like a mother.
Flinnegan: is more like a father figure to Schmur. He can seem harsh at times but is always protecting him with a passion. Schmur is often seen learning new things that stallions would do from Flinnegan and it makes him happy to think he could be a horse like the others.
best friends:
Melodic
River
Danza
crush:
Protest

[.Live.Love.Laugh.]

Owner: .live.love.laugh.

Name: This is Sir Henry Aplacaian the hors.... I mean... alpaca."
Henry

Funniest Alpaca Picture:
linkage to the image -bloop-

Joke (Must Be Appropriate):
A wife told his husband to whisper her dirty things, the man then replied, "The kitchen, the living room, the conservatory and the dining room."

Extra:
meeting henry!
story of how Vanessa met Henry.
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While scrolling through the mass post on Face-stgram, Vanessa noticed one about a high end alpaca ranch. Oh! my this is just what I need to keep Siren company! Her liberty mare, Siren was getting a bit to hard headed to be around other horses, or just plain didn't like them, or any animal to be exact, well expect sheep, but sheep where too small to be with the large mare. So an alpaca must the perfect middle in-between a horse and sheep. Right? A number was out beside it so, Vanessa dialed and set up a meeting for the next day, with some high society sounding woman with the dreadful monotone voice.

The next day rolls around, and Vanessa drives to the 'ranch' the alpaca live in. By any words, this was not a ranch more like a private mansion for alpacas. The fences were all nice even spaced white fenced boards, with a grand stone barn that looked to be extremely old, but still modern. Feeling out of place with her great big dodge, and stock trailer, so she parked up next to the barn. Where some woman with in a stiff bun, and tight hunter dress clothes stood, "Are you Ms. Vanessa." She said in that dreadful accent. Vanessa nodding and once woman saw that she said "Bring him out boy." Two men brought a grand looking alpaca, as beautiful a perfectly performed paiffe, and as muscled as a barrel horse's hips . "Meet, Sir Henry Harrison Royal The Third." The woman stated as Vanessa looked the alpaca over. "That's a grand name for an alpaca."
"Well, madame he comes from a prestige blood line."
"I'll take him, he's cute."
"Cute?! He's a should be a champion in the ring."
"two hundred sound good?"
"Deal."

Vanessa watched as they loaded the big male, into the stock trailer. Then so drove him to his new home.

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three months later

A long owl whistle is let out, as a girl with dark hair and diamond blue eyes stands at the gate of a quiet large paddock. The thundering of hooves, meet the call of her whistle. A beautiful Buckskin Tovero mare leading the way, and then behind the mare follows...an alpaca? Turns out Siren, and Henry became great pasture buddies, so Vanessa took him to Cottonwood with Siren. Thus they both now come to the low and long sound of a mock owl, and now its joke around the barn about Vanessa's new 'horse' The barn deemed him Sir Henry Alpacaian The Third, of just Henry, and instead of that high class life style he now parades around in his paddock grass and hay laced in his fine curly coat, and he still looks as good a perfect paiffe.

[Potato.]

Owner:
Potato.

Name:
Alfred {so I can say he is Alfred the Alpaca heh}

Funniest Alpaca Picture:
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Joke (Must Be Appropriate):
What type of clothing do clouds wear? Thunderpants!

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X x X

[stoatkiss]

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reserve

[Timey]

Owner
TimeLord~Jedi
Name
Sebastian
'Seb'
(Casual, but it fits him. :3)
Funniest Alpaca Picture
x
Joke (Must Be Appropriate)
Oh my GOD. Why am I USING THIS ONE?!

So an alien is sitting at home one night watching TV. He's watching an opera, and the singer is bellowing, "ME ME ME ME ME ME MEEEEEE!!!" The alien doesn't like that so he changes the channel to a cooking show. The people on the cooking show are chanting "Forks and knives! Forks and knives!" He doesn't enjoy this so he changes the channel, and it is Dora The Explorer. The animated characters yell, "Let's go! Let's go!" The alien isn't entertained by this either, so he changes the channel one last time and it is the very end of an air freshener commercial, and the bunny slippers sing, "Plug it in! Plug it in!" The alien doesn't like anything on TV and decides to go to bed.

The next day the alien is walking down the street and comes up to a dead guy and a police officer. The officer asks the alien, "Do you know who killed this man sir?" The alien answers by singing "ME ME ME ME ME ME MEEEEEE!!!" The police officer then asks, "What'd you kill him with?" The alien chants, "Forks and knives! Forks and knives!" The police officer nods and states, "I'm afraid I have to take you down town sir. The alien sings, "Let's go! Let's go!" The police officer, now frustrated, asks one last question.

"Do you want to sit in the electric chair?"

"Plug it in! Plug it in!"
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Seb doesn't seem to get the fact that he's not a horse. He arrogantly prances across the pasture in a rather futile attempt to keep up with the much larger animals as they make a rather successful attempt to try and get away from him. He never gives up though, or he just isn't getting the hint. The one horse in particular he chases around is a mare named Cure. He seems to be quite smitten with her, and will not leave her alone no matter how many times she blatantly tells him to go away. He thinks she's just playing hard to get.

[I-QUIT]

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Reserve!! <3

[Baby bunnies!]

Owner: Baby bunnies!
Name: McSnugglewookums Fluffster
Funniest Alpaca Picture:
Joke (Must Be Appropriate):
THE BLONDE WHO HUNTED ALLIGATORS: A BLONDE JOKE THAT YOU'VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE...

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!'
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go give it a try?'
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the gator.
Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration...

GRRRRR!!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!
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