Favorite Quotes

[BrokenKitteh]

((I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOUR SIGGY Styx! sorry had to say that...))

If only the rain would stop being wet! ~ my friend

ARGH! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PARALLEL DIMENSION IS THIS?! ~Mick Jagger in a weird dream I had

No no no, you can't just... do that. You have to do this that, and THEN you can do that! ~My boss explaining how to fix a particular order XD

[xnocturnalkittenx]

XD Most of mine are silly.

"Happiness lies trapped in misery."
-Dreams of an Absolution, Silver the Hedgehog's theme song.

"You're a useless Swinub."
"Oh yeah, well you're a useless Munchlax. >.>"
-ManicLuvr and me being retarded. XD

"Aah! What are you doing?? Remove the arc wrench, remove the arc wrench! Medic!"
-HK-47 when you attempt and fail to repair him. From Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

...The rest of these'll be by HK-47. XD He's such a funny character.
"Advisement: Evisceration works well. Electrocution and blunt trauma also work well, I understand."

"Commentary: Oh master, I am so disappointed in you right now! No, don't look at me."

HK-47: "You are going to trust this organic meatbag, master? Very dicey decision."
T3-M4: "*angry beeping*"
HK-47: "The master keeps me around to comment on his decisions. Don't you master?"
You: "Sure, why not?"
HK-47: "See? Stupid bucket of bolts.."

"My master was not a smart man, however. Why he was screaming and stabbing me with a writing utensil, he managed to pierce one of actuators. The resulting shock terminated him, and sadly, destroyed my assassination protocol. Pure luck on his part, I suspect."

*about some Sith students being fooled into starving and dehydrating themselves out in the desert*
Jolee: "Why not just shoot them where they stand? It would at least be more direct."
HK-47: *sounding enthusiastic* "Yes, very efficient. It is what I would do."
Jolee: "Of course that's what you would do."

"Commentary: I mean... nice human, goo-ood human.."

HK-47: "Suggestion: Perhaps we could dismember the organic? It would make it easier for transport to the surface."
Twilek: Hey! Y-you...can't just rip me to pieces! I'll die!"
HK-47: "Amendment: I did forget that...*aside* Stupid, frail, non-compartmentalized organic meatbags..."

Obviously I like this game way too much.

[Fawnie]

(Me and my friend talking to each other XD)

Me: Hey dude guess what!
Friend (Name is personal): What? Did you lock yourself out of your room again?
Me: Noo...
Friend: Are you sure??
Me: Want some Tacos?
Friend:Wth! (Not saying that full!)
Me:No need to shout...

Lol that took place after school at Burger King XD
I am very random...

"Dude... I think you just... yeah... your pants." Me trying to tell my friend something... about his pants...

"Hey! Don't touch that! (Whisper) you'll break the magic bond to (Quieter) Fairytopia" My sister and I in an arguement o.o

[Adelle]

"Yeah, my dentist is so cute! He's Italian and so nice and he has this cute little accent. He's around his early twnties and he has such good taste in decorating! If you were older, I'd tell him I had a daughter." -Mom talking about her dentist. No duh, I am your daughter. I look and act like I am 20 by the way, but I'm 12. DX

"I guess no one told you I'm Madea. My name is Ma-dee-a. M to the A to the d*** D E-A. Madea. Now you get off of her. That's right. Now you Alvin and your two chipmunks go away." Madea from "Madea Goes To Jail" (Love that movie, but Madea cursed way too much)

"What the stinkin' heck is wrong with you dude?!" -Me usually to my brothers or my guy friends. XD

[Fawnie]

Lol! My sister just came up to me and said this O.o(I answer like this and she anwsers in Pink):

"Hey ___!" (I shall not say my name T-T) what... "I was watching TV and Lucky passed gass and it stunk so I rolled off the bed and bumped my head and Lucky sat on my face!"Okay..... "YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME!" Then bend your head and show me your bump.

My sister is really weird... She is 9 XD Oh Lucky is my Dog XD

[xnocturnalkittenx]

"I'll kill you till your dead!"
--ManicLuvr

Not really a quote, but it was funny. XD
*talking about a rp*
Spottedheart: XD I bet if joo if I asked Zorn he would say the same thing.
Me: XD Do eet.
Spottedheart: XD I will... XD if he ever replies...
*in a separate window*
Me: IS YOU THERE?! 83
Zorn: No. D:
Me: DD: Where'd you go?!
Zorn: To find myself. D: If I get back before I get back, keep me here.
Me: Okay. D: What if you get back first?
Zorn: I'll go find myself again. D: XD

Me: Love. It means bugging the ever loving crap outta someone.
Sarah: Well hell, then you must really love me.
Me: *straight face* Yeah, I'm totally gay for you.
Sarah: Woah there, Tams. Sorry but I don't swing that way.

Police officer: *walks up to the car* Do you know why I pulled you over?
Gabriel: *looks down at his box of donuts than back to the cop and points* Cuz you can smell eet!
--From Gabriel Iglesias' Hot and Fluffy

"You r'member? I r'member!"
--George Lopez

[Fawnie]

Khritstian: Hey ___ and Hannah! What are yall doing over there! (He yelled this from the shallow end of the lake, me and Hannah were at the deep end XD)
Me: We were talking!
Hannah: *Sarcasticly* Yeah we were talking about butts
Khirstian: You serious!
Me: *Sarcastic* Yeah I'm sure...
Hannah: *Laughs* Yeah we think butts are cool!
Me: Yeah they're the best!
Khristian: Yall are sick!
Me and Hannah: *Laughs*

Lol Hannah is my FRIEND nothing like that >.>
We were at the lake swiming earlier the water felt like a hot bath! We weren't really talking about butts lol

[rabbithaver]

Library Clerk: Oh, I'm sorry. 'How to be a Pirate' is a reference book. You can't check it out.
Captain Kirk: Oh, well, sorry bout that. Forgive us for thinking we could BORROW A BOOK FROM THE LIBRARY!!!! ---Pirates Of the Great Salt Lake

"Sure, its beautiful. Whatever. Where's the cheese?" --My friend at the nacho stand at the Gem & Mineral show when my dad showed her the shiny object he bought

Me: So, when we go camping at Hoop Lake, I think it would be a good idea to bring our video games.
Mom: Why?
Me: Have you ever seen Caleb when he's been deprived of the Wii?

[Adelle]

"Dad your car's getting towed." *Laugh. Dad laughs* "Seriously?" "Yeah. Seriously." *Runs* "It's not getting towed!" -My brother and dad. We were at the fireworks and at the middle of finale he decided to crack a joke.

[Fawnie]

"Ouch!" "What?" "Something bit my As-..... AHHHHHHHHH SHARK!" "Shark?!" *Darren (Cousin) takes off running* "Ahh! Oh my freakin' Crap! RUN!" *I run as well.* *Shark swims around in a circle and leaves.* "Dude, we saw a shark!" "Dude I know!" -- Me and Darren at our trip to the Ocean, we REALLY saw a shark! But it was a crab that pinched him... not the shark, it was just swimming. (I am Blue, Darren is Green((I don't know how to spell his name)) )

"I got it! I got it!" *I Reel in a so called Angel fish.* " "Whoa it looks like a Zebra!" "Indeed." *I hold up the fish and it barfs yellow gunk everywhere.* "Eww... the fish just barfed." *Sister screams like crazy.* "EWWW!!! THE FISH JUST PUKED!" *I laugh and throw the fish back into the water.* "Coolest fish ever."-- Me and my sister on the fishing boat in the middle of a salt water river, that fish rocked.