Ridiculously Wrong Answers To Harry Potter Questions v.3

My gallery · by **WinterWildfire** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 10:12 am

In the supermarket.

Who is Dumbledore?

My gallery · by **NatsNeko** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 10:35 am

The Queen of Scotland.

How many Weasley children are there?

My gallery · by **lennqn** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:59 am

none. The weaslys are made up of a colony of purple fluffy rabbits.

What color is snape's hair?

My gallery · by **starry palms** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:04 am

purple
he's so punk rock

who marries harry potter in the end?

My gallery · by **A Random Moustache** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:07 am

Me o3o

Why is Harry's and Vold- I mean, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's wands "brothers"?

My gallery · by **Archaic_GreenEye** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:31 am

because they came from the same tree, I mean really like its not that complicated people!

how many people does harry kill directly?

My gallery · by **jet pack blues** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:08 am

Nine and three quarters.
What's the one way that a house elf can be freed?

My gallery · by **Ravendude5** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:33 am

By making it play minecraft.
Who or what is Ginny?

My gallery · by **A Random Moustache** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:36 pm

The nickname of the Cheshire Cat.

Why did Hagrid open the Chamber of Secrets?

My gallery · by **Manakete** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:40 pm

To claim his free iPad

Who is Marge?