[Rooster Cult]

Ask Akumu or Akumu
Akumu is the one with the normal-ish eyes on the left, he's a bit crazy, but nice
Akumu is the one on the right, he's sadistic and thinks everyone is boring, he's also not human, he's a nightmare (a creature based on fear.)
ask either of them anything, I'll make them answer truthfully
if you ask Akumu something, italisize it, while if you ask regular Akumu something just keep your text normal please

this is a redo of a drawing I just made that would make a good ask me type of thing

[Sperophim]

Yay first!
Okay, normal Akumu, how dod you and Bob meet?

Nightmare Akumu,
What would you do if you were kidnapped by a giant narwhal and taken to this land that was all sunshine, rainbows, happiness and pink? Oh, also you have no teeth for some reason, so the can't gnaw on stuff. >:)

[Rooster Cult]

um I guess one day I found a potato with a face on it, and he said he was magic, so now we're best friends

Actually, Akumu was all crazy drunk and he drew on a potato and named it Bob. The end

wait, what kind of question is that?
I guess I'd force the narwal to take me back and then have all the nightmares rip it to pieces, because I'm a good ruler like that.

[Sperophim]

But what if the narwhal doesn't take you back? You can't chew on it, and you have no control over the pink happy rainbow world.

[Rooster Cult]

DARN YOU, YOU CRAZY LADY. I would then bury myself under ground so that it would be nice and dark, AND TORMENT YOU AND RIP APART YOUR SANITY FOREVER MORE

[Sperophim]

I'm not crazy. And you can't get me, cause I'm over here in the real world and your over in the pink rainbow happy world.
and you don't know that I'm deathly afraid of insects

[Rooster Cult]

then the other nightmares would do it, no matter were I am, I'm still their master
Also, despite my black eyes, I have very good eyesight, so your tiny text was easy to read

[Sperophim]

Noooes, I'm doomed. *Eats everything*

[Rooster Cult]

yes yes you are, crazy lady.

[friendshapedbox]

Akumu who are you?