THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A POTATO.

[Sethh]

-marking-
sorry. my guilty addiction c:

[hakuu]

I absolutely love this, it's one of the best diaries I've read lol.

Name: Atari
Personality: A popular type of girl, she is always mean and sassy to all the groups other than the popular one.
Group wanted to be in (will try to give choice, but may go into another group) Populars
Extra-curricular activities: Singing, Drama club, Track
Other: Friends with Lakota and Mocha

Name: Lakota Rose
Personality: Nice, shy and pretty, Lakota Rose always flirts with the Jocks.
Group wanted to be in (will try to give choice, but may go into another group) Popular
Extra-curricular activities: Same as Atari
Other: Best friends with Atari and Mocha

Name: Mocha
Personality: Nice, loud, she is Jamaican. She always tries to show off for the boys.
Group wanted to be in (will try to give choice, but may go into another group) Populars
Extra-curricular activities: Same as Atari
Other: Best friends with Lakota and Atari

[Sugar Buck]

I absolutely love this, it's one of the best diaries I've read lol.

Name: Atari
Personality: A popular type of girl, she is always mean and sassy to all the groups other than the popular one.
Group wanted to be in (will try to give choice, but may go into another group) Populars
Extra-curricular activities: Singing, Drama club, Track
Other: Friends with Lakota and Mocha

Name: Lakota Rose
Personality: Nice, shy and pretty, Lakota Rose always flirts with the Jocks.
Group wanted to be in (will try to give choice, but may go into another group) Popular
Extra-curricular activities: Same as Atari
Other: Best friends with Atari and Mocha

Name: Mocha
Personality: Nice, loud, she is Jamaican. She always tries to show off for the boys.
Group wanted to be in (will try to give choice, but may go into another group) Populars
Extra-curricular activities: Same as Atari
Other: Best friends with Lakota and Atari

Cool paw said no more applications

[CookieCat000]

I absolutely love this, it's one of the best diaries I've read lol.

Name: Atari
Personality: A popular type of girl, she is always mean and sassy to all the groups other than the popular one.
Group wanted to be in (will try to give choice, but may go into another group) Populars
Extra-curricular activities: Singing, Drama club, Track
Other: Friends with Lakota and Mocha

Name: Lakota Rose
Personality: Nice, shy and pretty, Lakota Rose always flirts with the Jocks.
Group wanted to be in (will try to give choice, but may go into another group) Popular
Extra-curricular activities: Same as Atari
Other: Best friends with Atari and Mocha

Name: Mocha
Personality: Nice, loud, she is Jamaican. She always tries to show off for the boys.
Group wanted to be in (will try to give choice, but may go into another group) Populars
Extra-curricular activities: Same as Atari
Other: Best friends with Lakota and Atari

Cool paw said no more applications

Sorry its too late for applications
Silver: atleast I got in!

[honeypurr]

Hello friend! I just wanted to let you know that I'm literally proud of you. I feel honored to be friends with the author of this popular forum diary, and if you ever need another character or a cowriter I would gladly help out.

[honeypurr]

also free bump~

[-Rin Kagamine]

@Canada.
Dude its not a diary, its a Potato

[Small Bun]

(Ah everyone stop posting here... Please post on the fanclub >3> We can not allow spam in a potato. I don't even know if that'll taste good...?

[Coolpaw5]

{HINT: If you can't read the color the text is in, highlight it!}

It's that time of year again! YUP! IT'S TIME FOR EVERYBODY TO MEET SOMEONE NEW! Lol, we had a ceremony and everything. Again. Of course all of the newcomers were all like
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And everybody else was like
OH YEAH, GUESS WHO'S IN CHARGE AGAIN?!?!?!?!??!?!?
THAT'S RIGHT SALLYYYY.....

So let's get on with it!
First up was this...
interesting girl female (So scientifical!)

Sally: KK, Wat iz ur nme?
She literally went text talking. I can barely understand her.
???: Umm.. What did you say?
Sally: OH, sorry, I didn't think that anyone who wasn't popular couldn't speak txt talk. So what's your name?
Ann: Ann.
Sally: Ok, and what do you like to do?
Ann: Well, sometimes I like to- *Slips on banana on ground* WHOAAAAAAA!!!!! *Spills drink onto Sally*
Sally: OMGOSH WHAT THE DOG BONE!!!! YOU ARE SO CLUMSY!!! LEARN NOT TO SLIP ON BANANA PEALS!
Random guy in crowd: *Throws away banana peal*
Sally: Just, just, GO TO OUTCASTS!
Ann: Ok.
Well. That was funny

Next up was this "Eccentric" girl....

Sally: *scoots away 10 feet* So what's your name?
KLEO: THE NAME IS K LEO!
Sally: Can you like, not, talk like that, it is hurting my eyes. Just be like everyone else and choose a single color to talk as.
Kleo: Fine.
Not helping much.... *Cough* What do you like to do?
Kleo: I like to be crazy and sleep in boxes. I love to draw unicorns, turtles and pretty much anything cute.
Sally: Just go to outcasts. *Shakes head in disappointment*
Kleo just hopped over here and I was glad we had 2 more outcasts.

Sally: Name?
Harper: My name is Harper and I-
Sally: Populars.
Harper: That was a bit quick, I mean-
Sally: AH BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT. NO TALKING. JUST GO.
Sally IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KINDDDDDD
Anyway

Angel: Before you ask, I'm Angel and I'm out of here.
Sally: Yeah, that's the most PERFECT name for you.

Sally: More cats.
Kahlee: -__- Thanks. I'm Kahlee.
Kahlee took of her cloak and showed her wings.
WAIT, A CAT CAN HAVE WINGS?!?!?!!??!?!
Sally: *mutters something about being a mutant* Sure, you can come to populars.
Kahlee: Can my sister, Katie, come too?

Sally: No. Go to nerds. -_-
Katie: *sigh* Sure. -__________________-

Sally: Name?
Kieryn: Kieryn.
Sally: Nerd. You can join Katie.
Kieryn: *waves to Katie*
Ok this is getting boring. I just left the ceremony and went into one of the classrooms to write down everything I remembered.
Than, an animal walked in. (I can't say dog because there are a lot of cats here now. :L)

Me: The ceremony boring?
???: Yeah.
She just sits down and starts texting someone. By the way she looked, I can tell Sally put her in populars.
Lily: I'm Lily, bt-dubs
Me: What's btdubidfvheoshfieoshfioehsfeofheisfe thingy you said?
Lily: It means "By the way"
Me: Oh. :L
We kinda just sat there, in awkward silence...
And then the whole class came swarming in.
The class was my most easiest class, Spanish.
The teacher will make us learn, and play 'Beauty and the Beast' completely in Spanish on Fridays.
So I was texting my group on my phone.

*Cass123 has joined the conversation*
AfroMich1246: Hey Cassie!
*Lost_In_Thought has joined the conversation*
*Castle-Moat has joined the conversation*
Lost_In_Thought: Hey guys! I'm in math and it's STINKIN boring.
Castle-Moat: Wow. I'm in Language Arts and we are learning about toilets. -__- I mean I'm a cat!
AfroMich1246: LOL. I'm in Spanish with Cassie.
Cass123: Yeah. We're watching Beauty and the Beast for the 10000000000000000000th time.

So eventually class ended and I was walking in the halls, I saw like a whole group of dogs and cats.

Me: Ummm excuse me, *Cough cough* UHH hellooooo!??!?!?1

They were crowding around something I couldn't see that well, so I just used a tiny not reallytornado to push them out of the way. In fact, all around school everybody seemed to be crowded and laughing at something.
Than, I get a text from Michelle.

AfroMich1246: CASS PICK UP!
Cass123: What?!??!
AfroMich1246: There's a horrid video about you on PawTube!!! Hurry click this link: http://www.PawTube/CassandraFails?=djw23453j3jDon'tClickthis2345234 {Don't actually click this. it's for the story}
The video was this horrible drawing that was supposedly me, and it made "me" do all of these horrible things that I don't wanna list. And guess who posted it?
SALLY

I was infuriated and looked at how many Paws-Ups they had.
I saw Sally sashaying down the halls, looking pretty and perky with the 100000 gallons of make up she put on her face.

Sally: Oh! Hey Cassie! Did you see my new video that's trending PawTube?
Me: No, because knowing you, it's going to be about how to attract guys with tons of make up to make yourself actually try to look pretty. In fact, I feel bad for girls that actually listen to you, THIS IS AMERICA! LAND OF THE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND HOMEEEEEEEEEEE OF THE BRAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sally: Um, like no. My video is about this ugly dog who actually likes this popular dog, that this beautiful dog also likes, and how they try battle for the cute popular dog.
Me: Wow, you should make Korean dramas when you grow older.
Sally: Anyway, obviously, the pretty, popular girl wins, and the ugly, UNPOPULAR dog, totally loses and sulks in her defeat.
Me: Never mind about that comment for making Korean dramas. You're Korean dramas would be taken off the air in 10 minutes.
Sally: Anyway, after the ugly dog realizes how impossible it would have been for her to be with the cute dog, she becomes a butler for the beautiful pretty dog.
Me: -__- That has nothing to do with the story...
Sally: Sounds amazing, right? And it only got like 1 gajillion paws-ups!
Me: Yeah, with like 500 gajillion paws-downs.
Sally: Doesn't the story sound kind of familiar?
Me: Yeah, it kind of does.
Sally: So are you going to beg for mercy and hand Maze back to his rightful owner?
Me: If I did that, this Korean drama would end, wouldn't it?
Sally: Life isn't a Korean drama. Why don't you be smart, and do the logical thing?
Me: Omigosh, you used the word logical!!! That's a 3 syllable word! I'm so proud of you!
Sally: -_____- Ha, ha. Real funny. Well, are you a Paratoin? Because Maze is, and unless you're a Paratoin or a Marco, like I am, you can never be with him!
Me: What exactly are those things?
Sally: Of course you wouldn't know, because you aren't one of them! A Paratoin is a dog who can hold an element, and a Marco is a dog who can see and hear through walls.
Me: So that's how you always know all the gossip!!!
Sally: Yup! And only those two types of dogs could ever be with him.
Me: Why?
Sally: You know nothing. Because, if a dog with a curse, pairs with a dog with a different curse, they are going to go BOOM!
Me: Like, they're literally going to blow up!?!?
Sally: No, they are going to be fighting all the time!
Me: Wait, how do you know that Marcos and Paratoins can pair up with other Paratoins?
Sally: Well, originally, Marcos and Paratoins are supposedly worst enemies, but I'm only half Marco, and half Titan!
Me: Titans?!?!?!
Sally: Before you ask, a Titan is a dog who can change their size! And, Titans get along great with Paratoins!
Me: Ok, so let me get this straight. You are half Marco, half Titans. Marcos can see and hear through walls but always argue with Paratoins. Titans can change their size and get along great with Paratoins. Paratoins can control one of the elements. So why do these dogs with different curses dislike/like each other???
Sally: UGH. I hate explaining to mortals. Ok, curses usually exist within where you live. Like Paratoins that live in a jungle place usually would have the earth element. So one day, a Paratoin decided to explore other places and went to where Marcos live. This certain Paratoin was a wind element and loved windy days. Unfortunately Marcos live where it's sandy, so those winds made sandstorms. Then many other curses started to protest and then there was a huge war. So yeah.
Me: I am impressed that you didn't say "like" once in that whole thing.
Sally: So, to sum it up, STAY AWAY FROM MAZE, HE IS A PARATOIN, AND DOGS WITH ELEMENTS CAN NEVER BE WITH THOSE WITHOUT ANY!!!
Me: Hey Sally. Guess what?
Sally: What? Is it the fact that you are dying because you can't be with Maze?
Me: No, it's that I am more meant for him that you are since I'm a Paratoin!
Sally: . . . Sure! You're just saying that to tick me off.
I was getting angry so I threw a tornado at her.
Me: I wouldn't be too sure.
Sally:
And I left like A WHALE!!!!!!
What? Don't they say something like that?
Oh yeah, I should describe Maze's house.
Well... It's underground. You enter by using your element on these 4 rocks. This house is for Paratoins only, so if you can't do it then, buh bye.

So, on the first rock is for fire users. You're supposed to light it on fire. I know you're wondering,"What if they use a match???" Well, there is going to be a specific temperature and you have to light it to that temperature.

The next was for water users. You have to carry the rock with water. Anything but water and buh bye.

Next, was earth users. You have to lift the rock by making the ground underneath it into a little hill.

And for air users. All you have to do, is lift the rock into the air!

So if you do the required stats, you are welcome in. Inside is a nice house. When you enter, you're on upstairs, and you can go downstairs. Upstairs is the fun stuff. There is a television room, a gym, a toys room, a dance studio, and a library! Downstairs is the more housy stuff. My bedroom is right next to Maze's, and we're the only ones who live here! I set Floof down in my bedroom and looked around. It was a nice place and it had everything a girl could want. There was a mini fridge, a flat screen t.v., a chair that gives massages for me and Floof, a bunk bed, C$!

It was freezing cold (even though it was Spring) so I decided to take a shower. Ok, I won't go into detail, but the bathroom WAS BEAUTIFULLLLL!!

The soaps were little flowers and the sink had a rose pattern on them and the toilet had flowers on them. He definitely had a theme going on here. So after my shower, which was so warm and toasty and smelled like flowers, I obviously had to change.

Boy, don't I look different...
Maze: Hey Cass, where are you- WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO CASSANDRA!?!?!??!
He had fire flickering in his paws and look seriously serious.
Me: Relax! It's me! Cassandra.
Maze:
Me: Watch!
I made a tiny little tornado in my paws and saw him relax a little.
Maze: Ok... Sorry for freaking out a little, it's just I was afraid you were taken by the Mafia or something.
Me: Yeah...
Maze: BTW, I never saw your wings before. Paratoins are supposed to have wings when they get their element.
Me: I never saw your wings before either.
Maze: Are your wings fluffy and have feathers?
Me: Yes.... Are yours like that?
Maze: Yeah! Can you fly well?
Me: A bit.... How about you?
Maze: Well, I can teach you.
Me: Deal!
Maze: Under one condition...
Me: What?
Maze: Keep your hair like that. You look cute.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
And that concludes this post in my potato. It was a deadly lonnnnnnnnnnnnng post and I am so excited to learn how to fly!!!!

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[CookieCat000]

Omg I loved that post and I cant wait till Silver comes in :3
Silver: choocolate...