THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A VENUS FLYTRAP! Original Sequel!

[malteser]

DX WHERE IS THE VENUS?

[emoji movie]

X3

[ennard]

Oh SHAZAMITYLAM!!Kar-Sora's DEAD!Lazu is going to flip now. Atleast I think she is...(Anybody get the reference )

[GizmoTheDragon]

hi guys Sorry for poofing for a while there, my computer stopped working and I had no access to the internet.

[Reiji]

Nah it's fine, I made a Fanclub for you =3

Can you add it to the front page so this won't get spammed? XP

[GizmoTheDragon]

((I'm baaaaaaaack. :3. Anyway, I've decided to take up 2 entries to introduce all of the angel school characters. This one will include my original characters and the characters posted on the Cactus or PM'd to me before I asked for submissions here. The next one will be all of the characters posted here.))

Hey, VF. First of all, let me just tell you that today was my first day at The Academy for Fallen Angels.

Or, as I now call it: ANGEL HELL.

Why is it Hell? I don't know. The buildings are old, but made of brick and in pristine condition. The courtyards are trimmed and decorated with flowers (despite the fact that it's still December, for another two days.) The teachers seem friendly and scholarly, there's a decorative library, and the cafeteria serves seemingly gourmet food.

Let's compare this to my old school: crumbling from the inside with a leaky roof, a bee infestation I the gymnasium, a so-called 'courtyard' that's really a dying tree surrounding by barren soil. The teachers are ornery, bitter, and all chose to become teachers despite the fact that they hate children. Half of the library was burned because of Serena's Ban on Books during her reign, and the cafeteria food is imported from nuclear power plants in southern Venezuela.

Yah. Big difference. Anyway, Our classes apparently change every other day, so I'll have four classes today and then four tomorrow. The first up: Math. Algebra 2, to be exact. Hoo-rah. You'd think angel school would be more interesting. . .

Anyway, that's where I met these kids:



I sat down near them in math class and immediately classified them as nerd, but things are strange here. It's not as segregated as Avian High was. I mean, there's nerds talking to jocks with football jerseys and music geeks chatting about movies with 'populars'. It's WEIRD. WHERE ARE THE LINES THAT DEFINE US?!?!?!?! Anyway, I started talking to these guys.

Heeyyyyyy. I'm Sora. -Sora
I'm a fish. -??? (cream colored dog.)
So am I. I'm a beta. She's a koi. - ??? (purple dog.)
Um. . . ._. -Sora
don't mind them. They're just kidding. -??? (red dog)
Really? They're pretty good. -Sora
Yeah, they're kidding. I'm Kai. They're Petal and Morgan. -Kai
He lies. He is a fish too. -Morgan
Yes. He's a sardine. -Petal
Guys, I am not a sardine. -Kai
Yes you are. You have many sardine-like qualities. -Morgan
Yep. You're small, fishy, odd- -Petal
and smelly. -Morgan
and easily defeated, and can be bought canned for $1.25. -Petal
Ouch. That's got to hurt. -Karma
*rolls eyes* They're just kidding. -Kai




Then I went to flying class (Pd. two, by the way) and ran into THESE TWO! Now, bear in mind, I'm completely nonjudgmental, like all good story heroines. I don't judge people on their social class, money (or lack of), race, gender, sexual preferences, or any of that. You know why? Because I'm a good person and this is the twenty first century. Get with the times, people!

Anyway, I KNEW these people were evil when I FIRST LAID EYES ON THEM! Why? Was it because they were dressed in prison orange or were wearing their 'I am an extreme evil-doer who aspires to conquer ze world' badges proudly on their chests? NOPE! (Because they had neither of these things) It's their HAIR! THEY HAVE FLUFFY, GORGEOUS HAIR! THAT IS THE NUMBER-ONE SIGN OF EVIL-NESS IN ANY FEMME FATALE! ANY GIRL WHO HAS FLUFFY HAIR AND GIANT, OVERSIZED.... umm feet - IS THE EPITOME OF ALL EVIL

So, being the person I am, I struck up a conversation with them. (What can I say? I need enemies.)

Hey. I'm Sora. *stares dramatically* -Sora
Hi! I'm Delphinium. Nice to meet you. *shakes hand* -Delphinium (the green one)
And I'm Misty! Nice to meet you too! *shakes other hand* -Misty (the brown/blue one)
Uhhhh. Nice to meet you too? Now, tell me, WHAT ARE YOUR EVIL SECRETS?! -Sora
Evil secrets? What do you mean evil secrets? What's evil mean? -Delphinium
Yeah! And I don't have any secrets! I'm an open book! -Misty
*twitches* Lies. Lies. Lies. -Sora
Truth. Truth. Truth. -Delphinium

At that, I stormed away from them. They are some TOUGH ones to crack! BUT I WILL GET THEM EVENTUALLY! I WILL EXPOSE THEIR EVIL TO THE WORLD! Oh, and then as we were flying around like total bosses (well, I think I was, anyway. I only ran into five walls. That's a new record for me!) And I ran into this girl: Literally, I ran into her. Oops.



Hey! Watch where you're going! -Sora
I'm sorry! But I KINDA think you ran into me. Maybe. You might have. -her
Okay, maybe I did. But who are you? -Sora
I'm Raynee. -Raynee
Oh! That's a pretty name. I'm Sora. Not sure what it means, but I think it might be a ninja name. -Sora
Fascinating. -Raynee
You seem nice. Tell me, are you an outcast? -Sora
A what? -Raynee
You know, an outcast: hated, despised by all for no apparent reason, usually pretty but always overshadowed by the fluffy hair, big.... um, footed- popular girl. -Sora
Actually, people do kinda seem to hate me, but no one's ever called me an outcast. -Raynee

I looked around and then I saw DELPHINIUM and MISTY glaring at us evilly from the other side of the sky.

Like those people! Those people must hate you! *points* -Sora
Delph and Misty? Actually, I don't think those two are capable of hating anyone. They're really nice. -Raynee
NICE?! If they're nice, then why are they glaring at us evilly from the other side of the sky? -Sora
I dunno, but I've got to get to my next class. See you around? -Raynee
Yeah. See you. -Sora

Actually, my next class was lunch, so I headed into the over-sized cafeteria serving gourmet food and sat down at the first table I saw, which was completely filled with hot, mysterious guys. They seemed like my kind of people, so I sat down.



*smiles brightly* Hi! I'm Sora! -Sora
You must be a noob. Aren't you? -the wolf-lookin' guy with ominous scars by his eyes.
Yup. *nods* -Sora
Hm. I like you. You've got spunk. Not like those timid new kids who sit by the edge of the cafeteria and wonder where to sit. Like those ones. *points* -wolf guy
The people he pointed at were my brothers and sister, but was I going to tell him that? Heck no.
Well, I'm Asa. My creepy friend with the red glowing eyes and a sword is Epitaph. -Asa
Yes, I'm Epitaph. Don't mind me, I'm just going to watch you creepily. Also ignore the fact that I'm named after a gravestone inscription. I ensure it's completely coincidental. -Epitaph

You know, he reminds me of someone. I just can't place my finger on it.... but the resemblance is uncanny. Hmmm.... I wonder who. I know I've seen someone who looks A LOT like this guy before. I just can't figure out who. Maybe I'll think of it later.

Well, Sora, I'm Striker. Nice to meet you. I'm sure we'll be great friends. -Striker
*smiles* (of course I have to smile, he's HAWT. you know, not like my creepy, psychopathic boyfriend that I've been forced to leave behind in the normal world, but very attractive none the less) I'm sure we will be. -Sora

So, that was my day. Then there were the rest of my classes, but they were boring. you know, English and science. BORING! Anywho, byeeeee!

[VesVes]

Ha, this was hilarious! Great entry! XD

[GizmoTheDragon]

Ha, this was hilarious! Great entry! XD

Thanks. :) On an off topic note: it's good to be back. :)

[zoocyte]

Yay for more Venus Fly Trap! <3 Can't wait for the next entry ovo

[sheepsorrel]

"Umm... Does This Count As Witty?"

http://static.chickensmoothie.com/pic.p ... &bg=8ca4f1

Username~ -Princess Luna-
Pet's Name~ Moon
Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~ {Jock, prep, outcast, nerd, etc.?} Outcast
Personality~ brave in battle for epicness. she is also totally awesome dealing with bullies
Codeword~ {disregard this, there is no codeword} None. Disregarded.
Other~

hello!
it's been a little while and my character hasn't gotten a part yet.
because of that, do you mind if i rename her?

if you dont mind,
her name will be lune. she will be brave and nice but will be called
loonie lune by bullies. those are all the changes i want to make.

if you mind,
just keep everything the same, thanks! c: