RP Rant Thread X3

[Muggafinn]

Ya, the best sport one can play is join with a male character in one of the "iloveyou" RPs and just sit there, sooner or later every female in the RP (talking about the bad ones here) is stumbling into you by "mistake." Don't get me wrong, some of the lion RPs I have been in had mates, but it was fine. The owner is a master plotter, you don't she what she's doing until she pulls the last string and "bam!" you suddenly have an epic plot or quest, it isn't just running around after each other XD

[spiff]

Ya, the best sport one can play is join with a male character in one of the "iloveyou" RPs and just sit there, sooner or later every female in the RP (talking about the bad ones here) is stumbling into you by "mistake." Don't get me wrong, some of the lion RPs I have been in had mates, but it was fine. The owner is a master plotter, you don't she what she's doing until she pulls the last string and "bam!" you suddenly have an epic plot or quest, it isn't just running around after each other XD

Riighttttt. Lookihere:

Apollo padded through the forest, the dry leaves crunching under his paws. He breathed in the crisp autumn air, enjoying the scenery around him.

Jade gazed up at the sky and not looking where she was going, ran into Apollo. "Oh I'm so sorry!" she cried.

Apollo blinked. "Oh, that's all right," he said kindly. "Are you okay?"

"Yes," Jade said, batting her eyelashes.

Apollo nodded. "Good," he murmured and moved on.

And here, the person who roleplays Jade is disappointed because they wanted Apollo and Jade to spend time together. XD Five seconds later:

Sapphire heard the commotion and ran toward the source of, slamming head-on into Apollo. "Oh my goodness, are you alright?" she cried, her blue eyes concerned.

"Yeah, I am." Apollo studied the she-wolf curiously.

Sapphire blushed as his amber eyes moved over her.

Jade watched sadly as Apollo and Sapphire flirted. Her head drooped and she ran away. (See, Apollo and Sapphire aren't even flirting XD))

"What about you?" Apollo asked at last. "You okay?"

Sapphire nodded, her blue eyes fixed on his brown ones.

Slightly uncomfortable, Apollo said, "Erm, I'd best be going now." He flicked a goodbye with his tail and walked away.

Amethyst focused on her paws. Useless, she thought angrily. I'm useless. If only I had someone to love me.(And here I pop in again to mention that that last sentence is hinthinting at a certain someone...) She felt herself ram into something. She looked up at the handsome male, whom she recognized as Apollo.

Feeling weird that this was the third time a female had run into him in one day, Apollo intoned the usual: "Are you okay?"

Purple eyes smiling, Amethyst said, "Of course I am!" She lowered her long eyelashes flirtatiously. "What about you?"

"I'm fine." Apollo said, wishing to continue on his walk.

Amethyst licked Apollo's chin gently. "Where were you going?"

Not in the mood to be flirted with, Apollo said, "Just walking."

Amethyst smiled. "May I join you?"

And so on...

[Hekomi]

Ya, the best sport one can play is join with a male character in one of the "iloveyou" RPs and just sit there, sooner or later every female in the RP (talking about the bad ones here) is stumbling into you by "mistake." Don't get me wrong, some of the lion RPs I have been in had mates, but it was fine. The owner is a master plotter, you don't she what she's doing until she pulls the last string and "bam!" you suddenly have an epic plot or quest, it isn't just running around after each other XD

Now I am so tempted to do that... >.> Look what you've done. xD <3
It is silly though. I've had my males ganged up in a roleplay before my desperate females. And I'm just like "D: SAY WUT".

[Mirza]

Ya, the best sport one can play is join with a male character in one of the "iloveyou" RPs and just sit there, sooner or later every female in the RP (talking about the bad ones here) is stumbling into you by "mistake." Don't get me wrong, some of the lion RPs I have been in had mates, but it was fine. The owner is a master plotter, you don't she what she's doing until she pulls the last string and "bam!" you suddenly have an epic plot or quest, it isn't just running around after each other XD

Now I am so tempted to do that... >.> Look what you've done. xD <3
It is silly though. I've had my males ganged up in a roleplay before my desperate females. And I'm just like "D: SAY WUT".

Wow...what happened? Did they all starting fighting amongst themselves while your charrie ran away, or what? Now I'm curious. xD

[Hekomi]

Ya, the best sport one can play is join with a male character in one of the "iloveyou" RPs and just sit there, sooner or later every female in the RP (talking about the bad ones here) is stumbling into you by "mistake." Don't get me wrong, some of the lion RPs I have been in had mates, but it was fine. The owner is a master plotter, you don't she what she's doing until she pulls the last string and "bam!" you suddenly have an epic plot or quest, it isn't just running around after each other XD

Now I am so tempted to do that... >.> Look what you've done. xD <3
It is silly though. I've had my males ganged up in a roleplay before my desperate females. And I'm just like "D: SAY WUT".

Wow...what happened? Did they all starting fighting amongst themselves while your charrie ran away, or what? Now I'm curious. xD

I don't particularly remember, but I know it's happened. When I used to roleplay exclusively on chatrooms you'd enter a room, and depending on where it is you'd get attacked. xD I suppose, in my varying stages of being a roleplay newbie at first I wouldn't have cared, but I'm pretty sure I had one character that was fawned over all the time and I just had him start to ignore them. xD I wish it was sooner and I could remember the details.

[Muggafinn]

No offense to Noctem, it is one of the few role plays here that is not completely "Oh help me! I am just a innocent wolf!" blah de blah de blah. Yeah, I just don't like playing female characters, they slip into sue territory WAY to easily. I always try and join the minority, in a lion RP we had an option to be a Hyena, it is the funniest thing I have ever role played, I can make up crazy rhymes and tunes, and caper around like there is no tomorrow. Evil characters/crazy characters are the best ones to play.

[Hekomi]

No offense to Noctem, it is one of the few role plays here that is not completely "Oh help me! I am just a innocent wolf!" blah de blah de blah. Yeah, I just don't like playing female characters, they slip into sue territory WAY to easily. I always try and join the minority, in a lion RP we had an option to be a Hyena, it is the funniest thing I have ever role played, I can make up crazy rhymes and tunes, and caper around like there is no tomorrow. Evil characters/crazy characters are the best ones to play.

xD Haha, thanks. <3 I don't like roleplaying like that myself. I too don't really like females as much. But I'd be pretty grumpy if any of the females/males got mate desperate, just because I don't like it. I guess it usually all depends on what the owner wants and the crowd they attract with that.

[Muggafinn]

Yeah, I am a little lost, catching up soon though. I am having fun annoying the stuffing out of a pair of lions XD

[Erille]

I honestly don't like cat RPs. I'll be surfing the Animal AND Humanoid Rp threads and I'll come across all these Warrior Cat RPs. Do you really think a Warrior Cat is a Humanoid, people?

[spiff]

I recently joined an RP where the owner keeps double and triple posting.