A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal*Mart!!

[JoyfulHeart]

1 open all the powdered cosmetics
2 pour it all in to a very large box
3 go in to the main air system
4 pour it all in to the air thing
5 then watch the store get COVERED in powder
that's my way of getting thrown out of wallmart!!!!

[Zax]

Thats funny indeed. It would definatly give everyone in there a make over because we all know they need it xD

[Riverspell]

A good way to get kicked out of any store, especially Walmart for some reason, is to find the automatic doors. Stand just outside their sensor range and then lunge forward and say, "The force is with me!". Repeat.

Stupid security guard actually yelled at me for it, can't blame a kid stuck in a rather boring and crowded store for three hours to amuse themselves. XD

Also, in the refrigerator aisle (the ones with the glass type doors you open to get the food), my younger sister discovered you can freak people out by standing in them and randomly putting you face on the glass. She got us all kicked out for that.


Some people just don't believe in fun anymore. XD

[Miloriana]

Lol hilarious!!

1.Get a hallowwen costume(Anthing sacry works here)
2.get one of those microphone thingies that plays over the entire store.
3. Scream "I claim this store in the name of *Insert any random noun here*"
4. Run away when they come to gab you, the say, "Stay back, I have the force!!" While making light saber noises.
5. Yell "SEE!!" If you accually make it to the atomatic doors.

[afragilerose]

1.Run to the halloween bit and grab a mask.
2.Run to the fridges and stand behind one
3.When someone walks past jump out and scream "NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
4.Before they grab you run back to the halloween isle throw the mask down and leg it out the doors.

[afragilerose]

(ooh!! you inspired me!)
1. Look for two mother's(with babies the same age with them in thier trolley) Swap the kids and hide waiting to see how long it takes them to notice.

2. Smash a mug and then point to a random kid blaming him for it.

3. Slip somthing into someone's bag and wait for the alarm to go off.

4. Sing 'i know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, i know a song that'll get on you nerves, get on your nerves, a song!' repeatedly over the loud speaker.

5. Give a little boy a wedgie and run.(poor kid V_V)

6. Shove a little boy/girl into the wrong gender loo and see what happens.

7. Drink all the drinks and then run to the toilets screaming at the top of your lungs.

8. Use all the DS games and then pick the one you want. Leave it in your DS and walk out of the store.

9. Tap a worker's sholder and ask "Where are the (insert crazy idea here)'s?".

10. Stand in the halloween isle dressed as Invader Zim.

[splashfoot]

1) Grab a scary/ugly looking halloween costume, then run over to the clothing section { I'm guessing Wal Mart has one? }, wait outside the changing rooms, then as soon as someone either comes out, or goes up to one to go into one, push the halloween costume into their arms and say, "Here! Try this on, you'll look [i]beautiful in it!"

2) If it's a day when they have lots of taste-testing stalls out, run past every one grabbing heaps of every thing, then at the end, stand there shoving them all into your mouth.

3) Run over to a random section of Wal Mart, grab something, if it has one, peel the price tag off it, then walk out of the store. If the alarm goes off, say to the security guard, "Oh, I bought this at **insert store name here**" it's not yours." They'll probably check it all over, then kick you out. Then you can walk backwards yelling/screaming/crying, "YOU BULLY YOU STOLE MY **insert item name here**"
( That's basically how to steal something XD )

[/i]

[hahaha what]

:3
Walk up to an employee and say "Code 3 in houseware"

Leave a trail of tomato juice leading into the girls bathroom

[VesVes]

Go to the stuffed animal area, grab all the cats you see, and hide somewhere with them. When someone passes by, jump out, scream, "WINDCLAN, ATTACK!!", and throw all of the cats at the person.

[JustUs]

Pick up a big bag of crisp open them and walk round offering them to everyone.
Walk round shouting "This Is Cheaper In ASDA."
Start cussing the first staff member you see.
Go up to a security guard pretending you have something behind your back.