Well.. I had another. This just proves I spend way too much time on this site, especially because I remember the dream so perfectly...
I met Tess, at the mall. But the "mall" looked like my house. So I go up to get and instead of freaking out (like I WOULD) I just was like
Me: "Hey Tess, sup"
Tess: "Uhh... Hi?"
Me: "I PLAY CS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHO I AM?!"
Tess: "C-S??"
Me: *-.-*
Tess: *........*
Me: "Chicken Smoothie, Tess, Chicken Smoothie"
Tess: "Huh?"
Me: "CHICKEN SMOOTHIE!"
Tess: "You mean... Llama couscous?" (I was watching Emperors New Groove and ate couscous for dinner)
Me: "Uhh..."
Tess: "OOOOH YOU!"
Me: "What?"
Tess: "YOU WERE THE ONE THAT STOLE THE MOONDOG!"
Me: "Uhhhhh.... *guilty face* " (Apperantly I did steal the Moondog in my dream)
Tess: *Anger face* "I WILL BAN YOU IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE MOONDOG BACK! I HAD TO PAY A WHOLE COMMON FOR THAT!"
*Nick comes through the front door*
Nick: *Acting like a cop* "hat happened here? >:("
Tess: *Starts talking in a strong country accent* "She dun took the Moondawg!"
Nick: "Ahh yess... I have been waiting for you, Cake" *Devious face*
Me: "Uhh.... What are you going to do to me?!"

Tess: "We, are darn gonna ban yuz, FOREVA!"
Me: "I swear, I didn't! I was just going to turn myself human again!" *Now thinking of Emperors New Groove*
Nick: *Gets the voice of Eizma* "Now... We will send you into a box, and put that box in another box, and then I will mail that box to my self, and then after I get the box... I WILL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!"
Me: "Uhhhh.... AAAAAAHHHH!"
*I run away and grab the human potion from the "flip flop store" in the mall*
Me: "When I turn human again I will get YOU BOTH!"
Tess: "Oh nooo! We dun gave Cuzco a headache!"
Me: "Drinks potion"
*A macical rainbow appears and I am suddenly up in the sky*
*Wakes up*
Weirdest dream I have ever had...