The Awkward Moment When! (V.2)

[Kodabomb]

TAMW you can't remember someone's name, and asking them isn't right just in case they made the effort to remember yours. xD

[vicasterology]

TAMW my story sucks and all you guys' stories are awesome. \:

[only]

That awkward moment when someone has the same name as you, and you here your crush/friend say 'Derp is so amazing. I really want to get to know them. She's so cool!' And you go over and get all blushy and say 'Thanks...' And they're like 'Uh, no, the other Derp...'

[irukandji]

TAMW your cat jumps onto your stomach at five thirty in the morning at exactly the same time as your dad makes a loud noise downstairs and it scares the crap out of you. And then your first instinct is to hide under your covers...

TAMW your cat brings a dead cockroach to your bed when you're asleep, and when you wake up you keep finding bits of dead cockroach and start hyperventilating... Yup. I had a panic attack over a dead cockroach in my bed.

[totems]

TAMW that person starts texting you.

[Helmuth]

That awkward moment when your mother is concerned about your relationship status, and exclaims I cannot date a guy like Loki, the Demi-god of Mischief. Like... holy crud, mother. I only like him as a bad guy.

[Helmuth]

The awkward moment when you never "double post," and you decide you're two tired to edit your last post.

The awkward moment when you ask your friend what parent's think "LOL" means. By the way, if you're as dense as me, they think it's, "Lot's of Love."

[thє dσctσr]

That awkward moment when random guys in their 40's message you on a social media site.

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TAMW your about to say your speech but then your crush leans forward and makes a super weird/adorable face just to troll you and you start to blush and tell the teacher he's distracting you.
ajskdhkdjf it just made me 10 times more nervous lol

[malteser]

TAMW your sitting with your Bff (Who is a year older and in a different class so you don't tell her a lot XD)
And then these 2 guys yell from around the corner "FALLI (insert guys name here) LIKES YOU"
And then your bff is like "aww" So you have to say "Yeah, this has been going on for a while."
So she just stares at you. For a very long time XD
That awkward moment you are lying on a gym seat with your jacket as a pillow and that guy walks past and like, checks you out XD