Things That Amuse You - Version 12

[wayward will]

i partied with Lady Gaga because I ate my foot.
sounds about right

I ate with a strawberry because I am a cannibal.

I partied with a plant because I'm you.

Okay,then. o.O

[Koschei]

[WilloweWolf]

i partied with Lady Gaga because I ate my foot.
sounds about right

I ate with a strawberry because I am a cannibal.

I partied with a plant because I'm you.

Okay,then. o.O

I kissed a stranger because I love my feet.

[Hellagia]

Omgugais
I got a mirage fox from eBay. For the record they are from Japan. I don't know why I thought scanning the QR code would lead me to something I understand but I am having fun looking at this survey and apparently it is all in Japanese and I'm dying XD
"I don't know what I'm reading eeheeheeeee OH WAIT THAT QUESTION IS ABOUT GENDER BECAUSE I RECOGNIZE THE CHARACTER FOR GIRL THANK YOU OHSHC."
Mom: run a translator.
Me: and take the fun out of this? .... The red dots must be for ANSWER OR DIE. Omg heehehehe what am I doing I DON'T EVEN.

[wayward will]

Um, how about I start this random story with:

“Once upon a time there was a toothbrush. This toothbrush was unlike any other. It was pink!

One day, Pinkbrush went walking around the sink. There, Pinkbrush met another toothbrush! The other toothbrush was named ‘Bluebrush’
Bluebrush and Pinkbrush fell in love and got married.

The end.

Yes, I admit it. I wrote that. No judge.

[Hellagia]

i partied with Lady Gaga because I ate my foot.
sounds about right

I ate with a strawberry because I am a cannibal.

I San with an apple because I'm a banana gangster lolwat

[Losers With Wifi]

[radiantly]

Apparently I cannot process a video through tinypic. This is on an iPhone 5
Have we not advanced past this?

[Dragon Reine]

[BigGayDisaster]

I just flailed around and screamed for who knows how long