Things That Amuse You - Version 12

[Fork]

America and Canada are having a hockey match, the loser keeps bieber.

Canada has a no-return policy on damaged items.

mhm. Break it you keep it mister.
Sorry your stuck with him x3

i didn't break him though D:
i don't even like him

[Fiira Coralavus]

It amuses me that everyone seems to think I'm older then I am on the internet.
EVEN THOUGH I HAVE THE MENTALITY OF A FOUR YEAR OLD.
xD

[wayward will]

I love how I'm just dancing around the kitchen listening to The Song of the Lonely Mountain, eating popcorn and making salsa :p

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America and Canada are having a hockey match, the loser keeps bieber.

I guess America gets to keep him if we go by the Olympics ;D

[hasu]

eeeeep.

[Koschei]

America and Canada are having a hockey match, the loser keeps bieber.

[BuddyMaltese]

[another eternity]

America and Canada are having a hockey match, the loser keeps bieber.

accurate

[Losers With Wifi]

Al: OH MY GOD SHE PULLED A WINCHESTER
Tori: It's funnier because you're name is Cass.
Cass: You do know he's the one that doesn't die, right?

Cass: notice me senpai
Al: Uh, what?
Cass: Don't worry about it.

Tori: What was the afterlife like?
Cass: I wasn't there that long so-
Tori: Was it a room? What was the furniture like?
Cass: What do you want to do, find religious allegories in the interior decorating?!

Writing this book is the best thing I've ever done.

[WilloweWolf]

I don't know why, but when my dad gets mad at my cat for yowling at night, it's funny.

I burst out laughing at the worst moments. Eh? o_O

Me: I wish i owned a horse.
Joanna: 'wish'. key word there, key word.

o_O Ooo,kay?