THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A POTATO.

[SilverDragonCat]

Awesome Story! I love it! Are you accepting students? and, keep it up! can't wait for next post!

[MTT-Brand Cute Juice]

This is so awesome, I'm making my own. Can I say something real quick?

IT'S DA POOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAAAAAATOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cool potato.

Will post on fan page... sorry!

[Fo-Fo Firefly]

I know about the fan page I was just BOOKMARKING IT!!!

[undead]

Guys, Please just use the bookmark button. There is a fan page for a reason.

[Fo-Fo Firefly]

Bookmark button?

[Coolpaw5]

*facepaw*
Anyway guys, the new chapter is coming REALLY soon! Please be patient!

[Fo-Fo Firefly]

sorry for this post but I will be my last on here
I FOUND THE BOOKMARK BUTTON!!! *fist pump* I feel so derpy... But I am so whatever

[Coolpaw5]

HEY POTATO
You know how I said that we had this Romeo and Juliet thing? Well. It was interesting...
Apparently back in the olden days, they wore white all the time, according to Sally. -__- I'm pretty sure that she just wants me to look weird. Anyway, Maze looked cool!

Anyway, everything was all well until that point where Romeo climbs the tower to Juliet. The play is flipped so I went to go to Romeo (Maze). If you never heard of this, the maid is supposed to stop me from going. Since the roles were gender-swtiched, Fala was the "maid". Oh and remember that Michelle was the narrator.

Michelle: Looks like Juliet's maid is trying to stop her from seeing Romeo.
Fala; Milady, you musn't go. It isn't safe.
Michelle: I wonder if that's the real reason he doesn't want her to go...
Fala: What!?!?!? N-n-no, I j-just want y-you to be s-s-safe.
Michelle: Sure....
Fala: O////O
Michelle: It turns out that the real reason that the maid doesn't want her to go, is because he was planning on confessing tonight!!!
Fala: WHAT??!!?!? *Runs backstage*
Me: . . . So... I'll be going then...
So I just ran to the tower, and then I get blocked by this stranger.

???: Stop there, peasant!
Me: Who the cheese are you? I mean, Who in this far art though land, are you?
Thunder: Well, the name i go by is Thunder. And I prohibit you from going forward!
Me: And may I ask why?
Thunder: Because I do not allow cheating with me!
Me: Ok, dude, I never met you before. I mean, *ahem* For stranger, thus my eye have never seen.
Thunder: Why of course, I have met you, we have been seeing each other in pure love!
Michelle: Juliet has been caught for cheating!!!
This is going to far. What to do...
Me: Oh! Yes, but alas, our love can never be true.
Thunder: And may I ask why?
Me: For we are related by blood, my dear brother.
Michelle: I never knew that Juliet had a brother!
Thunder: Hmm... Well played... Well in that case, I shall get going!
Me: Right...
Well that was weird. And the rest of the play went off without a hitch.
So after the play, I was creating a tiny breeze to cool myself off, and Maze sat next to me.
Maze: Hey, you're not mad at me for making you go power-crazy right?
Me: I just want to know why.
Maze: Don't you want to know who you are? Or what you are?
Me: I guess, but still, a little warning would have helped.
Maze: Even if I gave you a warning, you would probably forget like what happened that night.
Me: Still...
Maze: Fine, what do I have to give to show my forgiveness?
Me: Well....
Maze: I'm going to regret saying that, huh?
Me: Yeah, let's go!
Maze: *Sigh* Fine let's go...
The play was after school so I dragged him to my house. No one was home so I let him in through the basement.
Maze: What are we gonna do?
Me: What do you mean? Homework! I need help on this question.
Maze: Fine.
So I am so happy I finally got what that meant. I thanked him and sent him home on a tornado. A little one, OK! I never destroyed the town or anything.
Then my mom came home.
Me: HEY MOM! I'm gonna call my friends for a sleepover OK!
Mom: SURE HONEY, JUST TRY NOT TO DESTROY THE HOUSE!!!
Me: OK!!!

Me: Hey everyone!!!
Michelle: HEYYY!!!
Sweetheart: Hello, and thank you for inviting us you your home.
Castle: Sup.
So we had pizza and ice cream. Yummy!
Castle: So what do you guys wanna do?
Michelle: Excuse me, we are ladies!
Castle: Fine. So what do you ladies wanna do?
Sweetheart: why don't we play truth or dare?
Castle: That's so clichè.
Me: I think it sounds good! Michelle, truth or dare?
Michelle: Dare!
Me: I dare you to try flying!
Michelle: oh fine!
She flapped her wings and started soaring!
One inch! And then crashed!
oof.
Me: anyway, it's your turn, who do you pick?
Michelle: Sweetheart! Truth or dare?
Sweetheart: umm... dare...
Michelle: read this.
She threw her diary at her.
Sweetheart: oh no, this is private...
Michelle: just read it!!!!!
Sweetheart: *sigh* fine. *ahem*. I started school tod-
Michelle: no, start on page 364.
Castle: Have you read the whole thing already?!
Sweetheart: *ahem* I felt his sandy fur rub against mine,
And sweetheart just fainted. For like 20 minutes.
Me: I'm going to guess you wrote something in there right?
Well, by then, Michelle was rolling on the floor.
When Sweetheart became conscious again, (which took forever) she didn't remember what happened.
Sweetheart: OK, Castle, truth or dare?
Castle: Truth!
Sweetheart: Hmmm... Would you rather eat a fish, or kiss Element from school?
I was about to say something like, "That is so easy to pick," but then I remembered that Castle was allergic to fish.
Castle: Underneath the cuteness, you're the cruelest dog I ever met Sweetheart.
Sweetheart: Hahaha, so which do you pick?
Castle: Eat a fish.
Me: You are so determined.
Michelle: So, now what?
Me: DRESS UP TIME!
Sweetheart: Should I be afraid????
Castle; Uhhhh.... Isn't that for little kittens?
Michelle: let's play dress up guys!
MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
So, the aim of the so-called "dress-up" is really to annoy the person by making them wear stuff against their nature. Thi is gonna be fun.
Me: OK, but let's make a bet before we start. You all have to wear the outfits I give you tomorrow at school, or else you're gonna have to wear this to school:

Me: I have 3 just in case...
MWA HA HA HA!!!!
Me: Let the dress-up, begin!
So first I did Sweetheart. I found the PERFECT outfit. I call it, bad santa.

Sweetheart: This feels itchy.
Me: it's fine, I'm sure everyone will love it.
Sweetheart: If you say so...
Next was.. Michelle!!! I didn't know what to put, so I just threw anything on her.

Michelle: I am going to kill you in your sleep.
Me: It's only one day of total humiliation! Or would you rather wear the sheep?
Michelle:
Castle was the hardest because I didn't have much catty stuff. But I did FABULOUSLY!

Castle: -___-
Well we had a bunch more PARTY games until we were totally exhausted by midnight.
Michelle: *yawn* Oh no, what time is it??
Me: It's 11:56
Sweetheart: PM?
Me: NOOOOOO, IN THE MORNING.
Michelle: Yeah, but I have to get going...
Me: Oh yeah, you're a Lapision!
Michelle: Well I dont know the specific name, but yeah, I'm a werewolf.
Then it took the rest of the time to explain how and why that happened to Sweetheart and Castle.
Then, it happened.
There was all this swirly stuffies and it smelled like cotten candy.
Michelle was now, a human.

Me: COOLNESS!
Michelle: Ugh. I feel so weird...
Castle: Omigosh. Are you OK?
Sweetheart: How do you feel?
Me: You are so tall.
Then I got this glare from Sweetheart and Castle that said, "You better say something nice."
Michelle: Yeah, I'm fine, but I am so tired...
and she just flopped and fell asleep.
Well potato, it's already 12:06 so I might as well get some shut-eye. GOOD NIGHT POTATO

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Are chu still accepting? :3