Things That Amuse You - Version 12

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my friend called 10 mins ago asking if I wanted to go to a toby mac concert that starts in an hour for free then after stay for a sleepover.

I love her and her mother.

[- ; bonk!]

This thing you can see from Google Maps. Two guys dragging a dead body into a lake. x3

What?

We can track down murderers with Google Maps!


Oh my God guys! XD

Your name is Rooba Forgrass

Congratulations! You had the honor of being a District 9 tribute in the 22nd Hunger Games!

You were killed by a morning star.

[synthwave]

Oh my God guys! XD

Your name is Rooba Forgrass

Congratulations! You had the honor of being a District 9 tribute in the 22nd Hunger Games!

You were killed by a morning star.

Donkey Bucketwood

Congratulations! You had the honor of being a District 12 tribute in the 3rd Hunger Games!

You were killed by your face burning off.



donkey bucketwood

[mandalorian]

This thing you can see from Google Maps. Two guys dragging a dead body into a lake. x3

What?

We can track down murderers with Google Maps!


Oh my God guys! XD

Your name is Rooba Forgrass

Congratulations! You had the honor of being a District 9 tribute in the 22nd Hunger Games!

You were killed by a morning star.

Your name is
Billee Lingenberry

Congratulations! You had the honor of being a District 11 tribute in the 68th Hunger Games!

You were killed by fashion.

[BigGayDisaster]

This thing you can see from Google Maps. Two guys dragging a dead body into a lake. x3

What?

We can track down murderers with Google Maps!


Oh my God guys! XD

Your name is Rooba Forgrass

Congratulations! You had the honor of being a District 9 tribute in the 22nd Hunger Games!

You were killed by a morning star.

Your name is
Billee Lingenberry

Congratulations! You had the honor of being a District 11 tribute in the 68th Hunger Games!

You were killed by fashion.

Congratulations! You had the honor of being a District 9 tribute in the 8th Hunger Games!

You were killed by escaping from a bear into a bear trap.

[- ; bonk!]

^^^ True story



I smiled at a hamster because I'm not human.
I KNEW I WASN'T NORMAL BUT I DIDN'T THINK I WASN'T HUMAN!
*And so the truth is revealed*

[Permasnow]

^^^ True story



I smiled at a hamster because I'm not human.
I KNEW I WASN'T NORMAL BUT I DIDN'T THINK I WASN'T HUMAN!
*And so the truth is revealed*

I party'ed with a gym sock because I ate my foot.
Okay.
So
Where did the sock come from?
.........I DON'T WEAR GYM SOCKS //dun dun dunnnnn

[pereyra]

Congratulations! You had the honor of being a District 9 tribute in the 8th Hunger Games!

You were killed by escaping from a bear into a bear trap.

Your name is
Skeeter Sae

Congratulations! You had the honour of being a District 5 tribute in the 15th Hunger Games!

You were killed by being so annoying that all the other tributes killed you right away.

Tell me... How do you really feel?

[- ; bonk!]

"It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she took my PopRocks in the third grade."
...
This sounds like something I would say.

[viviyan]

Oh my God guys! XD

Your name is Rooba Forgrass

Congratulations! You had the honor of being a District 9 tribute in the 22nd Hunger Games!

You were killed by a morning star.

Your name is
Aloe Goldendod

Congratulations! You had the honor of being a District 6 tribute in the 30th Hunger Games!

You were killed by stepping on a snake.

.... What


Edit: @the birthday scenario-
I kissed a computer because I'm not human
........ WHAT XD