THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A VENUS FLYTRAP! Original Sequel!

[GizmoTheDragon]

Thanks ~

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You guys. . . they're taking over xD

[Reiji]

Bunch of copier eh? =P

[trees |-/]

i gave credit! but i must make ones. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[emoji movie]

XD Me calmly smiling (But in brackets im screaming ADGFAHFDGARGHAERGHAEHRG DDD)

[sheepsorrel]

marking

[Kylee Hart]

Noo! It's over! I just read all of the di- *clears throat* cactus and I really want more! Loving these, keep it up!

[derision]

HEY DATZ MY AVALANCHE, WITH THE DOG AND MOUSE!!
yay!

[GizmoTheDragon]

DEAR LORD TOTORO THEY'RE IN MY HOUSE!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's back this up a bit- okay. So, I was home alone (of course I was home alone- mum (why do I call her 'mum', that's not the typical dialect where live? haha. lol. who knows?) Anyway, mum and dad are working today, Shadow's at football practice (ya. because they totally have football during the middle of December.) Hex is at the library, Jet is out with his fifth(?) girlfriend this month, Jinx is at the mall with her 'friends', and Comet is probably vandalizing a retirement home with his friends. So, no onen was home. AND THEY BROKE INTO MY HOSUE! (who's they?) THE EMO KIDS WHO TOLD ME I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!

I heard the glass in the living room window breaking (I was in the kitchen feeding Neko) And I heard them talking.

What the heck?! Where is she? She better get her butt out here or I'm going to- -Midnight
Midnight, relax. We will find her in our own due time, isn't that right, Incardine? -Lucifer
. . . -Incardine
You know, sometimes I wonder why we even ask him questions. He never answers. -Gisbourne
Yes, I suppose you have a point there. -Lucifer
Hey morons, focus on the task at hand: killing Karma. -Midnight
Killing? I didnt' think we were killing. Brutally maiming, maybe, but not killing. -Gisbourne
I don't mess around, Gisbourne. When I aim, I aim to kill. -Midnight
I say we maim. -Gisbourne
Kill! -Midnight
Maim! -Gisbourne
Kill! -Midnight
Injure! -Gisbourne
Kill! -Midnight
Lacerate! -Gisbourne
Kill! -Midnight
Ugh! Incardine! What do you think? -Gisbourne
. . . -Incardine
STOP GIVING QUESTIONS TO A GUY WHO DOESN'T TALK! -Midnight
Guys! Guys! calm yourself. We are not going to kill her. . . yet. -Lucifer

That was the last sentence I heard of it, I grabbed Neko, my cell phone, and a bag of bacon and ran down to the basement, then I lifted the rug, swung open the trap door (closing it and replacing the rug behind me), climbed down a verrrrry long ladder and landed in the itty-bitty panic room/tornado shelter/hiding place for Christmas presents bought early. (It was empty of course, Christmas was like three days ago.) I then proceeded to have a conversation with my cat.

NEKO! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!!?!?!? -Karma
O.O -Neko
NEKO! SAY SOMETHING?1 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO BECAUSE I'M LIKE ONE OF THOSE GIRLS IN TEH HORROR MOVIES- NOT THE ONE WHO SOMEHOW LIVES, THE ONE WHO GETS KILLED BECAUSE SHE DOES SOMETHING STUPID LIKE WALKS DOWN A REEEEAAAAAALLY LONG CORRIDOR WITHOUT LOOKING BEHIND HER AND THE KILLER IS ALWAYS RIGHT BEHIND HER!
O.e -Neko
GAWD! WHY DON'T THE PEOPLE IN HORROR MOVIES EVER LOOK BEHIND THEM FOR THE BAD GUY?! THEY ALWAYS KEEP LOOKING AHEAD LIKE THE GUY WITH THE CHAINSAW IS GOING TO JUMP RIGHT OUT IN FRONT OF THEM! WELL, MAYBE IF THESE IDIOTS LOOKED BEHIND THEM, THERE WOULDN'T BE NEARLY AS MANY CASUALTIES IN HORROR MOVIES! AM I RIGHT? -Karma
Meow? -Neko
NEKO! SHUT UP! THEY'RE GOING TO HEAR US AND THEN I'LL BE LIKE THE GIRL IN THE HORROR MOVIE AND THEY'LL BAKE YOU INTO A PIE OR SOMETHING LIKE THEY DID WITH THOSE PEOPLE IN THAT ONE MOVIE! -Karma
._. -Neko

After I got done caps raging at my cat, I did the first rational thing all day- I called Raven. What? Did you think I was going to call the cops? Ha! Yeah right! Call my parents? Nope, of course not. I call my dark, mysterious, shady, and potentially homicidal boyfriend. (classic logic right there, folks) Still, it was a few, long hours of waiting before I head a knock on the trap door and heard Raven say 'Let me in.' I let him in.

RAAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEEN! *tackle hugs* WHERE WERE YOU?! I'VE BEEN WAITING DOWN HERE FOR TWELVE HOURS! -Karma
. . . .It's been eleven and a half minutes. -Raven
Oh, right. Welllllll. . . I was close. Gah! I'm just SO glad you're here! Have you seen the crazies who are in my house?! Where are they?! -Karma
They're gone. They left. -Raven
You scared them away? -Karma
Yes. -Raven
YIPEEE! *hugs* -Karma

There was a moment of silence.

Raven, why do they want to kill me? -Karma
Karma. . . I can't tell you. It's not my place. -Raven
Obviously it's not your place, it's my place. I live here. -Karma
No, I didn't mean 'house' by 'place', it's just that I'm not supposed to. -Raven
But you have to! There are people who want me DEAD! LIKE ON THE HORROR MOVIES! -Karma
I won't LET them kill you, but I can't tell you what's going on. That's your parents job. -Raven
To heck with that idea. My parents HATE me. -Karma
*sigh* Karma, the truth is, you're-
KARMAAAAAAA! WHERE ARE YOU?! I'M HOME! -Mum (not getting a color )

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg itttttttttttttt! Raven didn't get to say whatever he was going to say, he had to leave because if mum would've seen him, she would've broken out the pepper spray x_x Anyway, Mum and Dad told us at dinner that we're going on a little vacay and we have to pack up all of our things and wake up at three A.M tomorrow. Wonder where we're going?

[Bebop]

grabbing bacon
girl's got her priorities straight

[wayward will]

grabbing bacon
girl's got her priorities straight

If it was me I would've grabbed tea xD
BAAAAACOOOOOOON