O F F I C I A L _ P A R O D Y
Karma's Diary
VENUS FLYTRAP
VENUS FLYTRAP
yay. more parody for everyone!
THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS!
^^ read this first! Everything here will make so much more sense if you do! ('cause, you know, this is a sequel)
THE FANCLUB!
THE DIARY HEADQUARTERS
^^ read this first! Everything here will make so much more sense if you do! ('cause, you know, this is a sequel)
THE FANCLUB!
THE DIARY HEADQUARTERS
Hey, Venus Flytrap! (I'll just call you VF for short, okay?) I dont' know if you know this, but you're my new diary book thing. Look, I used to have a book thing called Cactus (who is now your older brother, bt-dubs) but the pages got filled up with all of my awesome adventures. Well, my MOM (the wonderfully over-controlling parent whose picture you can find on the first page of Cactus) decided that I wanted a NEW one because Cactus got filled up. So here you are, VF. And I'm stuck writing down more feelings. D: By the way, that's a picture of me up there. I really should get a new picture of myself x_x By the way! I got a cat for Christmas and named him Neko. (It means cat in Japanese! Isn't it so kawai? (that means cute, bt-dubs.) His whole name is Super Kawai Butterfly Neko Cat (Which translates to Super Cute Butterfly Cat Cat.) But it's Neko for short.
Anyway, since you don't know anything, I'm going to have to fill you in on everything that's happened since the Christmas dance. Before you ask, YES! Raven and I ARE really bf and gf now! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE! In your face, Serena! (We'll talk more about Serena later.) But, since we're officially an 'item' we sort of felt obligated to get each other a gift sooooooooo HE GOT ME A LOCKET AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL! :DDDDDDD Here's a pic!
Yah. Isn't it so beautiful! I put our pictures in it and now I will wear it forever <3333333 Totally. I wasn't sure what do get him at first, but eventually I went to the mall and bought him a scythe. (What? The mall where YOU live doesn't sell murder weapons? Doesn't every mall have those?)
That's it right there. He loved it!! Yay! See, this is how it is: I get jewelry and he gets weapons capable of murderous damage and we're all happy. :) Enough about me though. you're probably wondering about everyone else in my life other than me. I mean, who wants to hear about MY day in MY diary? Laaammmmme.
Before you ask, no, Layna and Jake aren't a couple :( Quite disappointing in my opinion. They'd be like TOTALLY cute together. (What, did you NOT expect me to ship people? I'm a TEENAGE GIRL for Pete's sake, we're like walking shipping machines.) Just like yesterday, all of the outcasts (outcasts as in social outcast, VF. That's my social clique right there. Oh, and a few other kids were there too, because outcasts invited them.) were at the SSOHTLOWICNDLIDAHPD aka Lexi and Potato's basement, the location of which isn't really secret anymore considering the fact that half of the school was there yesterday.
Oh, heyyyyyyy Layna. I didnt' know you'd be here. ^-^ -Jake
Errr- I'm the one who who INVITED you here. :P -Layna
Oh, yeah. Riiiiiight. So, how was your Christmas? -Jake
YOU SEE THAT, THAT WAS TOTALLY ROMANTIC! :D
Karma? You WRITE in these things? I thought mom just bought you this for the heck of it. HA! You call that romantic? That's nothing! I kissed THREE girls last week WITHIN THE SAME DAY! -Jet
JET! GETTHEHECKOUT! Sorry, VF, that's my older brother jet, the player who I've never actually mentioned save for one time ._. Hey, it's not like he's done anything noteworthy anyway. So, back to the party... Let's talk about other people's non existant love lives, shall we? That's what teenage girls are good at, speculating things that DON'T EXIST YET! What? don't hate me. :P Hollie, Lexi, Potato, and Dusk? All still akward and single, as usual.
Hey guys, you want any Christmas cookies? -Hollie
Oh! Yes! I want the one with the purple frosting! *grabs* -Lexi
Cookie? Sure. *eats* You know, I've been feeling a lot better lately. I wonder why. -Dusk
Would it have anything to do with un-succumbing and now not feelings like you're slowly sinking into a zombie-like state of mind? -Hollie
Mayyyyybe.. . . No, probably not. I think it's the cookies. Yep, the sugar in the cookies. *noms more cookies* -Dusk
I think it's probably because of the whole non-zombie thing, like Hollie said. -Potato
Urrrm- *shakes head* No, I think cookies are more liberating than the freedom of my own mind. -Dusk
Sure thing, buddy. sure thing. -Potato
Was ANYONE else an item? Sparrow and Beck? Nope. Beck is still in denial, as per usual, and Nothing was talking to them both creepily about being friiiieeeeennnnndsssss. Meanwhile, Blaze and Rave were still in denial of being related to her. (I don't even know why they were THERE actually. Neither of them are outcasts. Must be Sparrow invited them)
Speaking of jock people, Torunn and Light and Jarrek and Masky were talking over eggnog. (Light can't talk to most girls. . . they attack him :P Speaking of that, how did THEY get here?) I couldn't here them though. It was probably just guy talk, like football and hockey and video games and knitting fluffy sweaters. Then in the corner Riley and Lavarusin were arguing about who-knows-what (aka probably Layna. They're probably planning for Jake to get hit by a bus as we speak.)
I'm trying to think of more couples. I don't think there are any. Lavender and Sky? Contrary to what Rave said, that's not happening, and Lavender was glaring daggers at Rave the entire party. I'm pretty sure there's going to be one heck of a chick-fight one of these days. Speaking of couples, Sunlight and Darknight are still together, like the awesome, kick-butt ninja duo that they are. Rijeka? She's just crazy, and I can't picture shipping her with anyone, really. :P I dunno, strange things happen. Maybe she'll show up to school in a few days with a crazy attractive bf.
You know, for coming into this entry with the intentions of shipping as many people as possible, it didnt' work out too well. :| Oh well. Maybe Valentine's day. That's all for now, VF. Life is good.
Table of Contents wrote:
1 - THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A VENUS FLYTRAP!
2 - CAPS RAGE! A;SLDKFJ!!!
3 - I'M A WHAT?!
4 - WE'RE LIKE NINJAS NOW!!
5 - DAY ONE IN ANGEL HELL!
6 - ...I THINK THIS MIGHT BE A CULT O.O
7 - HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL?!
8 - SQUEEEEEEEEE!
9 - THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!
10 - FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT.
11 - WHO IS THAT?
12 - IT'S MY LIFE!
13 - AT THE DANCE!
14 - MIDNIGHT THE MUSICAL! (Pt. 1)
15 - MIDNIGHT THE MUSICAL! (Pt. 2)NOTE: Please do not send me any more characters that you want to be in this, I already have more shelved than I know what to do with.
anyway, enjoy the story! :)
i lived.
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