StupidClan

[violentPrince]

"always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn" he grinned and started to nom on freakderp.

[dino .]

(lol i know that saying)

"IM A UNICORN TOO" screeched FreakDerp
"OMG THAT MEANS I CAN FLY!! AND POOP RAINBOWS AND PUKES SPARKLY CUPCAKES!!!!"
FreakDerp climbed on a rock and lunged off and landed face first on the ground.
"ok.." she stumbled.
"I cant fly.." she says
she tries to poop a rainbow next but that doesn't work.
last but not least she tries to pukes sparkly cupcakes which doesn't work either.
"phooey" she plops down on the ground
"maybe im not a unicorn.."
FreakDerp flails around on the ground sobbing about not being a unicorn

[violentPrince]

"shh its ok maybe you are a special unicorn" he smiled and licked her ear

[dino .]

"OMG A SPECIAL UNICORN??"
"i've never been special before" her eyes sparkled with excitement
she prances around
"im special, im special.. IM A SPECIAL UNI-CORN!!!" she sings

[violentPrince]

he smiled and wanderd off"good"

[dino .]

FreakDerp spreads the news to all her imaginary friends.
After that she gets bored and starts slicing up a stick of butter.

[Wadda]

Fluffderp hops around "I'm fat and fluffy AND YOUU CAN NEVER BE AS FLUFFY AND FAT AS MEEEEEEEE"

[dino .]

"IM FLUFFY AND YOU KNOW IT!!" FreakDerp sings

[horrorfiilms]

Cheesface had a tail made out of cheese. "OMG MY TAIL IS MADE OUT OF CHEESE! MAYBE I CAN POOP TACOS NOW TOO! "

[dino .]

"CHEESE?" FreakDerp asks.
She lunges at Cheeseface's tail and eats it.
"Nom nom nom.."
"ooh its cheddar!" FreakDerp exclaims