Ridiculously Wrong Answers To Harry Potter Questions v.3

[Archaic_GreenEye]

Its a secret; Id tell you but then I would have to lock you in it forever.

How does this mystical "magic" stuff work? I believe that there are rumors going around this is simply a conspiracy?

[mouse?]

By baking some pie.

Is Hermione Granger a mudblood?

[Silverfalls]

No, but she loves to eat mud.

Why is the expecto patronum spell so well known?

[Archaic_GreenEye]

There are many theories, but the true scource of its popularity is unknown. Many rumors are amongst us about what it does, and they are believable because it is an extremely difficult spell to accomplish. Interpret the rumors as you may.

How many dement ors are there and what do they do?

[Finkenfeder]

There is only one dementor and it's giving flowers and cookies to everyone. YAY ^^
What's living in the black sea? (I hope it's the same name in english ^^)

[jet pack blues]

Majestic narwhals. Everyone knows that!

Who was drinking the unicorn blood in Sorcerer's Stone?

[Silverfalls]

Me. I was thirsty. And i thought it was hot coca.

Who is harry's dad?

[0MyBubbleInSpace0]

Mad-Eye Moody. Can't you see the resemblance?

How do you get past Fluffy?

[Archaic_GreenEye]

You eat it just like the rest of the marshmallows in the bag.

how does butter beer work?

[Finkenfeder]

It kills Voldemort if you drink it in front of him
Who killed Dobby?