Ridiculously Wrong Answers To Harry Potter Questions v.3

[Archaic_GreenEye]

It is made out of antimatter and uses up a tiny bit of itself for every spell it performs.

What is the best teacher at Hogwarts?

[Darth Daddy]

Nagini

Who is Harry?

[FuzzyDerp]

A crazy dementor's pet cat
What is a spell?

[jet pack blues]

It's when you can correctly place letters in a certain order so as to form a word.

What is the hufflepuff's house mascot?

[Silverfalls]

A flying fluffy hamster eating cheese

Who founded Hogwarts?

[~Static~]

A large fish.

What is a flying broomstick?

[Silverfalls]

A stick that goes boom and sends anyone within a
500 meter radius flying.

What is the purpose of Hogwarts?

[Archaic_GreenEye]

Nothing. It is just a land mark if you want it, but it floats around with jet stream so it really doesn't do anything.

What are the spells you first learn?

[love8188]

how to give pigs wings

who is harry potter?

[jet pack blues]

The dude with the ginger hair.

Who opened the Chamber of Secrets?