Trade Rant Thread [V.31]

[shortstop]

No, I am not going to bend the rules for you, I don't care how nicely you ask >.<

[Lady Sif]

Everytime I see someone with a rule/post going:
I don't care about Rarities/Dates I value pets by their design and the other way is stupid blah blah
.
Let me guess what this means,
You want me to give you my Zebra/Sorbet|Other list pet for a uncommon from 2010 and then you're some how overpaying because 'you like the design on yours more' and you then happen to like all the designs on you rares more then you like anything else, it is just that my rares aren't pretty.

Yeah, no thank you.

[Demonking Urizen]

Day 5 of a headless search for the Null PPS.
Day 5 of the pain to trade away this Green Urban Dog - not only for a Null PPS, just for a fair trade.
Now I regret that I accepted this stupid trade with the Green Urban

[Patch.]

What the heck?

[odin]

First, I just got my UR Chicken last night. Literally seconds after I got him, someone sent me a trade suggestion asking for him. Literally seconds.

And second, I just got a mail asking me to trade my Raven dog. He is in a locked group. They had to go through my dogs group to find him, and then PM me and ask about him. This is on my profile: "Please do NOT send offers or PMs about locked pets! Anything OPEN can be offered on. My LOCKED pets are LOCKED for a reason!" This is in my rules: "Pets from locked groups will never be for trade so do not send suggestions or mails asking for them. What you see is what is for trade. Anything in an open group is open for offers." (You know, in case they didn't click my profile, which is very likely a possibility.)

[Loui.]

"What will you give for these? You said in your post the UR pot or the UR Bee."

I WANT;

A good trade-down for my UR's. Underpay for the Flowerpot will be accepted too, as long as it's reasonable.

I HOPE YOU'RE KIDDING.

[0000007]

anything uncommon given to me on my wishlist gets 4 items every time you go up in rarity you add more items so for example if you give me a rare you get 5 items 6 items for very rare and 7 to 8 items for a omg so rare. if you give me a pet below uncommon then you take an item away

Me attempting to find someone trading iteams always fails.

*facepalm*

[In The Darke]

The fact that no one will trade green liontails for an Eat Me, Drink Me or Red Cerb, even though all 3 are overpay, and have JUST as much demand, if not more T.T
What's wrong with my offer? How can it be considered bad?
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People.
I could understand if I offered a grinner and you didn't like that, they have little demand, but what the hell is wrong with the 3 I'm offering?
Someone please tell me.

[Patch.]

Speaking of locked pets...

"For your green liontail?"

Seriously? How do you even know I have one? Did you stalk my groups or something? I don't think I've posted him anywhere accept maybe when I got him...months ago. This is just annoying. Locked = not for trade. I don't play with those stupid 'NFT' open groups.

*goes to add another rule*

[Gigglebug]

Yeah I'm not an expert on the Rare's list. I already admitted as much.

But sending http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... DhqXYSLp3A telling me you didn't know what I may want?

Not an expert =/= being stupid...