Ridiculously Wrong Answers To Harry Potter Questions v.3

[mistywater]

Da hamsta dancer

Why did Dobby give Harry slimy Gillyweed?

[Silverfalls]

To fend off the crowds of adoring fangirls

What is the triwizard tortament?

[Willow-way]

a dead rabbit

What is a muggle?

[Archaic_GreenEye]

A tub of moldy caramel

what is a wand?

[.bluejay.]

A cute little rabbit!

Who is Harry Potter?

[ambereyes]

A hairy pot maker.

What is a patronus?

[Archaic_GreenEye]

Its a spell to create an abnormality in that instance of the space time continuum so it may be easily found again at a later time (And of course, traveled too). Not sure where the name came from, it doesn't seem to make much sense with the spell.

Where does the wood from wands come from?

[0MyBubbleInSpace0]

The wood comes from a huge park on top of a cloud that is called Wand Heaven where wands hang like fruit from the branches of the trees.

What is a whomping willow?

[Silverfalls]

A giant having a tantrum

How are the main charcter's species in the series?

[ambereyes]

Its a spell to create an abnormality in that instance of the space time continuum so it may be easily found again at a later time (And of course, traveled too). Not sure where the name came from, it doesn't seem to make much sense with the spell.

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Have we got a Whovian here?

In response to Silverfalls: Clearly, they are all veela. Haven't you ever seen Harry Potter in a L'Oréal ad?