Trade Rant Thread [V.30][Read All the Rules Before Posting]

[Free Shade]

Ugh.... so i get that people are probably busy or something. But i hate waiting for trades. I sent this person a trade yesterday night and they have been on all day posting on the FTT i even sent them a nice pm and they STILL haven't done anything!

[ron]

My groups name.
~Loves (Overpay) ~
Yet someone is asking me to get the mustard heart/husky for underpay?*~

[aliceinzombieland]

My rules state I'm only trading item doubles. http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... e5RHNS2kmw
So I get this trade, and of course I only had one of each, so I edited (not to mention the fact that it was sent without a message and unfair to me)
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... VfEvn2YZ7g
I send this back to them, making it fair. Those dogs were on their wishlist as well. And of course I get a rude message saying "I didnt even ask for those things in the first place..."
Seriously? Rude much? Why didn't you read my rules first? Or send a fair trade. This is the same person that's rules state
"-Trade fair 
- BE A PICKLE >:O 
- Have fun being a pickle"
first of all I was trading fair, and you weren't. Why not try to follow your own rules? And second, how does one be a pickle? And what does this have anything to do with?? Your rules make absolutely no sense.

[Frankina]

Demand makes people so greedy these days.

[paperjack.]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... 0hv2YDFnew
gets this offer with a message of -
TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY REALLYWANT!!

i give them this message -
Just offer c:

-Waits for reply- .-.
their message

Add what you want cause I can't read your mind

So i send this message\
anything on my WL is ok with me as long as its fair

-waits 3 minutes-
Oh ok? you cancel with this message -.-

I can't take this pressure

are you kidding me?? we just did this trade for 6 minutes and you cancel with not even offering a single thing? Omg i cant take it gosh how hard is it to say that all the pets on my WL are VR and you dont want to offer them for my pet... you could at least offered another 2010 uncommon malk -.- 1 sided trades i mean 1 sided trades!
My trade rules clearly state i hate 1 sided trades!

[Xannybutt]

Demand abolishes fair trades.

[Palaye Royale]

no


also, i have something fair for a raven, but "demand" says otherwise .-.

[angel23456]

so someone sent me a HORRIBLE trade for my BA and I cancelled with the message,
"haha very funny you are
no"

and they messaged me saying
"Thank you, I am very funny"
and foe'd me. wth

Excuse you, but I was not the one in the wrong here. -.-

[Joe Kerr]

Okay, people. These Corgi's aren't made out of gold >.<

[Godiva]

no where in your rules does it say your C$ is not for trade! So when I send a very fair overpaying trade for 20 freaking C$, you cancel and foe me? Really? Then give me a message that links to your trade thread, where 5 POSTS DOWN it says "I don't trade C$" and say

well clearly you didn't read the rules, so clearly you can't be bothered to trade with me

*FLIPS TABLE* I READ YOUR RULES! I don't have 3 hours to read your flipping 6 page trade post! WHICH BY THE WAY WAS TITLED: "H: C$" Why not just put that little sentence in your rules and spare people alot of time??
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UG! C$ is going to be the death of me!