Trade Rant Thread [V.30][Read All the Rules Before Posting]

[Spearow]

Hi my little sister named Alexis absoultly loves malks and she has leukemia and only has a couple of months to live I sell malks to keep her happy and was wondering if u can buy them they're 2 dollars each but u can donate more if u want just can u please buy them

What...?

If this is true... and you have a family member that is dying. Why are you using that excuse to underpay for Virtual money? Spend time with them, I highly doubt trading Malks is going to make them happy. If your sister's really sick, when she's gone you're going to wish you had spent the time she had left with her, instead of using her sickness to benefit yourself.

['Possum]

Ya know? Its the holidays... people travel. People have extra family members to fight over computer time with people being on break. People just dont have as much free cs time for various reasons.
Figures that three of the trades I was really dying to get home and edit tonight auto cancelled while I was driving back from Ohio today.
Oh well, I shall just have to trade elsewhere I suppose.

[~Rick Sanchez~]

...I'm about to throw this blue balloon out thw window of the tallestallest castles tallest tower.....alk I want is a freakin trade up or a good amount of quantity lists.... I thought balloons hase good demand!? Still hitting myself for not autonling the freakin cucumber fornmy BA....I'm suck a friggin idiot....but I didn't know thhese were as bad as list rats!

[Wingless Angel.]

Non COPPA send me this... without message... ready to accept... i have REALLY low AUTO... but ... this...no... i cant say anything, just... no...

[Lady Sif]

I get this trade with message "Want to trade?"
Sent this back with the same message.
Got this with "No, but I'd love to do this... Thanks so much!!!"
Sent this back again with the same message.
Got this in return with "That was really unfair... Lol...
Since the cucumber is on your WL... will you please do this??? Thanks!"
I sent it back again replacing the word cucumber with lion.
Got the same trade back again with "Ok, if you do not want to do this... I understand... Anyways,.. Thanks" and sent it back with the same message and lion once more and they canceled with "I don't appreciate what you have been doing. Copying my words and all. Have a nice day c:"
Normally I would be more tolerant with them but they are from 2011 and they know what the rares list is, so they should know better.

[Skye Selkie]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=32841209&userid=428587&signature=HpkjrxYVAAtwkWyF6gGTUA

Used a hoard reindeer to get past my lock .-.

[Jettalli]

This seems kind of weird to rant about, but I appear to have somebody stalking me for trades. <.< When I am online this single person always sends me out of the blue trades. ...which wouldn't really be a problem if they weren't almost always auto canceled or they broke my rules.
Normally I remind somebody to read my rules and they either edit their trade or decide to try elsewhere. This person I have reminded 4 times. Not always consecutively, but you get the idea. If you single people out to try and trade with them often it may be a good idea to at least glance over their rules.
I only have five short rules. Three pertaining to pets, one for items, and one for C$. It isn't a wall of text, there are no codewords, easy to read black text in a normal size, and no truckload of images to sort through.
I know nobody is perfect, but just a quick glance...

There were days I considered foeing them, but they do seem to at least be trying to be fair and willing to edit till we come to a compromise when it isn't. Just is a little aggravating when it feels like they have been half of my incoming trades in the past week and half of those are breaking my rules.

[In The Darke]

Thanks to me sleeping, I missed out on a decent trade down AND a green liontail
I hate sleep.
Why didn't I just get up when I woke up D: D: D:

[victoria]

:shock:

[Lady Aime]

See a trade thread asking for trades. Okay, Click to trade
Their rules, all in obnoxious, kinda hard to read pinks.

1. Trade Fair ^_^
2. Species Matter
3. Rarity Matters
4. Popularity Matters
5. Date Matters
6. I will only trade my 2011-2013 pets for C$

Only trade 2001-2013 for C$?
Nope. Nope, nope. Nah. Especially not recent pets. Good luck with those trades person.