Ridiculously Wrong Answers To Harry Potter Questions v.3

[love lucy]

Frederica, Georgia, Prisival, Charlotte, and Billie. Ramona ( Ron is her nickname) counts too. There's only one boy in the family, and his name if Genibro.

Who is Draco Malfoy?

[Silverfalls]

A magic archeologist in venice

How do you cast a spell?

[ambereyes]

Just believe in yourself and do the chicken dance!

What is a horcrux?
(Or however the flob you spell it)

[thimnint]

it's a type of dance you do when trying to attract flobber worms

who is dumbledore?

[ambereyes]

A door that dumbles. Duh.

What is a dragon?

[Silverfalls]

Dobby's cat
( he wandered in one night through the wobbly door, hence his name )

Who killed dumblydore?

[ambereyes]

Llamas with hats.

Who does Hermione marry at the end of the series?

[Archaic_GreenEye]

Herself, She turns into a globulous form of her evil and good self, and they marry each other for some reason.

What is Harry?

[ambereyes]

Who is "Harry"? There's no Harry, only Hairy Totter, the boy who aged backwards and killed Lizardlips the Dark Lord.

Where is Hogwarts?

[cindersky]

in my left best friend's left ear.
what kind of snake is buck beak??