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name: branden colt samuels
age: eighteen. may 20th.
gender: biologically a male.
sexual ori.: scientifically straight.

traits: selfish, arrogant, winner.
b. traits: smile && eyes
crush: no one.
languages: english, spanish, && italian.

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“oh...w-we’re on? alright then. um, hi...is that a good way to start off? i don’t know. um, i guess my name would be the best way to go around this? i’m coen bryce nickels. well, that’s my name. i don’t know. i do know, i just...i don’t know! i say i don’t know a lot, okay? um, yeah...right then. so, que tal? right, my bad. oh, damn, crap...forget this.”
there are many, many, many words in order to introduce such an awkward eighteen year old. ha, i guess we just did then! we labeled him awkward! well, that is the best way to go around that, i suppose. letting coen speak freely within this is a social suicide and totally butchers anything i am trying to aim at and converse. however, since i do not particularly enjoy such boring forms, we will introduce coen off and on throughout this.
coen, unlike many others, was adopted by a different race than his own. which, by the way, isn’t all that bad. many reports have indicated if the parents provide proper health care and let their child explore their own culture. which, in coen’s case, is just a trip down to mc. donald’s...am i right? aha, america is so becoming obese that i figure it is best if we include jokes like that. not only is it for the better, but it is also humorous unless you are a stick in the mud! well, continuing on! his adoptive mother is an author strictly including only topics on transracial adoption. she also works as a professor teaching the college course and the african american history. his father’s work resides mainly within a nuclear power plant. speaking of which! how does the awkward cutie feel about that? transracial adoption and nuclear power plants?
“um, granted nuclear energy provides twenty percent of the usa’s electricity, i guess it’s not bad here? but...in like...um...uh...japan? where it is leaking out into the ocean, i guess the only way to save them is to soak it up with marijuana leaves. because, well...they are absorbent...right? if my information is correct. and, i really wanna know it’s safe to eat sea food again. i like shrimp and clams, they’re good. as for transracial adoption...it’s good...? nothing wrong with adopting the children of different race background. speaking from experience, it really doesn’t matter much. at least it’s a family...right? aha....”
indeed it is. better to have a family than none. coen was five years old when he was adopted into the nava’s family. but, the brunet kept his full name as a link to his real parents. one day, he hopes to find them. something to do with protection witness agency kind of crap. eh, they left him to be adopted so he still considers his adoptive parents his real family. his other parents are just biologically related to him. with the dna and all, they do not matter too much. simple as that.
so, for awhile it seemed like, kids were racist little buggers and often poked fun at coen. but, that was all in the past of immature elementary years and he soon grew past that. coen first learned he was the awkward recluse when it came to group work! and by group work that meant being paired with a girl via lab. he would often keep to himself and respond little. that happened in seventh grade. now that he is a senior, he is somewhat more social and able to respond with several words all that include his favorites: “i don’t know”, “um”, “uh”, “really”, “so...” yes, coen is just good with words. and even better with the ladies!
whereas coen is scientifically straight - i can say this freely due to the popular belief of where sexual orientation comes from - he just doesn’t know how to put his feelings into words! this is why the best theme song for a guy like him is: if only i had the heart - the maine. and, if he finds a girl overly annoying, coen automatically uses sarcasm to fend them off. because, seriously, who wants a needy girl who does not know how to accept a compliment? that’s right, not coen.
“okay, so i guess i use the label straight? yeah, you can’t make everyone happy so you can screw off. oh, okay, that was rude of me. right, um, i don’t know...yeah, i’m interested in girls. i just don’t even...i don’t even voice my opinion on other guys. i just...i’m not...interested in the same sex. it’s fine and everything, but not for me. i’m scientifically straight. heterosexual. heter/o means different. heterosexual - interested in the different gender. i’m a dude. the different gender of a dude is a chick. i like chicks. but having guy friends is cool. um, the one kind of girl i cannot stand is the one who constantly needs compliments. “you’re pretty.” “oh, no i’m not, you’re just saying that.” yeah, if you’re that kind of girl....i won’t like you. chances are i’ll probably be a rude little **** towards you. “you’re pretty.” “oh, no i’m not, you’re just saying that.” “well, dAMN GIRL YOU ARE UGLY. TAKE A FREAKING COMPLIMENT.” chances are i won’t say freaking...”

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name: kaycie reice rocco
age: roughly eighteen years old.
traits: flirtatious, rebel, impulsive
b. traits: eyes and smile.
height: five feet and eleven inches.

weight: somewhere in the 160's.
hair color: light brown.
eye color: deep, shiny copper brown
biceps: 31''
chest: 14''

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mathias jeren clemintine is simply a jerk. this eighteen year old, who often smokes, does not believe in the concept of live. his belief is: humans are getting stupider resulting in less brain capacity to even feel the emotion of love, or rather romance. i just honestly think he only says that due to his bad break-ups in the past. like, what, three girlfriends? all cheated on him? yeah, i could see why mathias is a jerk. however, he's not a jerk for only that reason. he tends to profile people causing him to point out their flaws. mathias also has a bad habit of constantly using sarcasm whenever he speaks. this dude is hard to keep amused or even remotely interested in what you're saying. regardless of that information, mathias is rather protective over people worth fighting for. he's also a dude who gets jealous easily which ends up in violence usually.

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oh, wassup? i'm coen. my middle name is...bryce. my last name? that's nickels. like the nickel cosmo found in fairly odd parents. coen bryce nickels. some say i'm way outgoing, others would argue i am annoying. what do i have to say about it? i love justin bieber. wow, he has some nice hair. his voice? i wish i was him. damn, that boy...am i right? i also like miley cyrus. oh, crap...did i just avoid that question? i would describe myself as giddy, easy going, and...just kind of out there.

name:coen bryce nickels
age: eighteen
traits: funny, outgoing, sarcastic
b. traits: definitely his giggle
crush: oi, not sure.

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name: wren william south
age: eighteen
crush: subject to change
traits: he's just....weird.
b. traits: his eyebrow raising <3

height: six feet even
weight: 143 pounds
hair color: a dark brown
eye color: a dark blue
b. song: nothing left to hide

wren is honestly the most casual guy you will ever meet. he is also the smoothest at that, too. he doesn't waste a second scoring it with the ladies. most would say they find him adorable. of course wren has never lucked out - he's always been friend-zoned. he is more of that best guy friend kind of dude rather than a boyfriend. his actions, which mainly consist of him shaking his head, raising his eyebrows, or tripping over his words, always land him in the friend zone. wren's dream is to be that guy who made it out of that zone and gets a round of applause from his fellow bros. he is literally interested in every girl he meets.