Favorite Quotes

[rabbithaver]

"Scooping cat poop leaves a lot to be desired." -me after I threw up trying to scoop the cat poop

"Animals teach us a lot. For one, when to shut up." -Me after something I forgot

"Just because Animals can't tell us their pain doesn't mean they suffer any less." -me after watching a TV show about animal abuse

"Live with a friend for forty years. Share meals, problems and homes. then, after that time is up, tie your friend up and dangle them off the edge of a volcano. On that day, you will truly meet your friend." -Shepherd Derrial Book, quoting the writings of Shan Yu

"Animals know when storms are coming. Well, most of them. The Dodos just sort of lay there in the middle of a hurricane." -unknown

"I'll never name my kid Pea Wee." ""Why not?""Well, Pea Wee is sort of gross. Pee and Wee mean the same thing, and that alone makes me puke." -conversation with me and a Friend.

[Kinarra]

are you... SERIOUS? crack is a drug, drugs ruin your LIFE...

I was joking you nit wit

[galaxyglitch]

"Yesterday's History, Tomorrow's A Mystery, & Today Is A Gift. That's Why It's Called The Present." -I'm not sure, got it from and email XD

"Friendship Is Like Peeing On Yourself. Everyone Can See It, But Only You Can Feel The Warmth."-Got it off an avvie on CS <3 It!

I think this is funny and sad at the same time. "My Heart Belongs To Someone Who Doesn't Want It."

I <3 the Notebook:

"They didn't agree on much.
In fact, they barely agreed on anything.
They fought ALL the time and they challenged each other EVERY day.
But, in spite of their differences, they had one important thing in common.
They were CRAZY about each other."

<3 -The Notebook

"To the world, you are one person. To one person, you are the world."- Got that from an e-mail, too

“Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.” Bernard Baruch

[gossypiumYeoman]

well SORRY! *slaps with fish* >:D

[Idiocy]

"Oh.. my... gosh..." "What is it?" There's a... bee ON MY LEG! GET IT OFF!" "Why don't you squish it?" "Because I am scared!" "But, if you squish it, it will go away." "BUT IT MIGHT EAT ME!"

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A very scary ride home.. where a bee landed on my leg, that was the conversation between Me and My family

[_Luna_]

"Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding." by Mohandas Ghandi.

[gossypiumYeoman]

"I WILL OM-NOM YOU!!!" -me after my sis and I were tackling each other XD

[Phantasmagoria]

"Who's driving that tractor trailer down the hall? Who put that ugly orange couch in here?" -- My neighbor, Debby, after the doctors gave her Morphine.

[BrokenKitteh]

"It doesn't matter what you do, I will always love you" "What if I pee on your lawn?" "WHAT?! Why would you do that?""Mainly? because I can ^^" "Yes I will still love you if you pee on my lawn... I suppose""What If I pee on your dog?" "WHAT?! NO! Why on earth would you do that??!!""Mainly? because I want YOU to break up with ME because I'll feel bad if I break up with you, because you claim you love me..." ~My friend's Dad and one of his ex girlfriends..... it was REALLY HILARIOUS.... I'm standing there, with my friend watching them talk and it was so freaking funny....

"Also, I can kill you with my mind." River, from Serenity the best freaking movie EVEH!

"Would you like me to describe it to you or get you a box?" Legolas Lord of The rings

"Ha! I'm at four!" "I'm at Seventeen!" "What? ARRR!!!" Legoals and Gimli, Lord of the Rings

"You are my BEST FRIENDS.... yeah I'm sorry." Me after being stuck in a van with 4 of my friends for 72 hours straight..... man were they miserable ^^ tee hee and yet we are still friends.....

[Kinarra]

Do not mock the dragons for you are crunch and taste good with catchup - not sure who...

One day men will look back and say I gave birth to the twentieth century - Jack the Ripper.